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rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Ok Fella posted:

The inside of your nostrils getting tattooed has got to hurt like a motherfucker.

I'm not sure it's a tattoo. That's usually not what white ink looks like in a tattoo and it sure looks to me like the guy is asleep which to me screams passed out prank.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Say Nothing posted:

It looks like goatse farting out a bird.

Thank you. I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


Sorry, but other than it being a Stars War tattoo can somebody explain to me why this is considered bad or tasteless?

edit: OH HOLY gently caress, NEVER MIND. "YOUR" MY ONLY HOPE. :bang:

Tasty_Crayon
Jul 29, 2006
Same story, different version.

It's still pretty lovely. She looks like she is in the middle of getting whiplash.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

rockcity posted:

I'm not sure it's a tattoo. That's usually not what white ink looks like in a tattoo and it sure looks to me like the guy is asleep which to me screams passed out prank.

Tattooing someone's face is a pretty intense prank

BarbarousBertha
Aug 2, 2007

DemonDarkhorse posted:

Edit: from the same place. Holy poo poo those blocks.

This bear is made of meat. Look at those ham legs.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Grape Juice Vampire
Aug 1, 2009

Well, she certainly is bad. :v:

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I want to see the comments.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

I certainly hope I'm not the only one whose response to the second one there was to sing "The only card I need is the rear end OF SPADES! THE rear end OF SPADES!"

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

I certainly hope I'm not the only one whose response to the second one there was to sing "The only card I need is the rear end OF SPADES! THE rear end OF SPADES!"

thats clearly a heart though. now if the takes a dump it might be a spade

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

I certainly hope I'm not the only one whose response to the second one there was to sing "The only card I need is the rear end OF SPADES! THE rear end OF SPADES!"

Well now that's going to be in my head all day.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

niethan posted:

thats clearly a heart though. now if the takes a dump it might be a spade

It'll be a deuce either way.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
I was searching for coloring book images of Menorahs for Hannukah, and this was on the first page for Google Image Search

Mildly NWS for Man V http://imgur.com/gIbCeRe

Check out the man's entire tattoo journey, including his homoerotic backpiece

http://www.well.com/~mcpsycle/tattoo_project_2005.htm

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

I can't stop laughing that these holy gently caress hahaha

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Tasty_Crayon posted:

It's still pretty lovely. She looks like she is in the middle of getting whiplash.

I don't know, even with the whiplash like pose it still doesn't seem that tasteless or poorly done.

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

FTFY

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012




A high school friend who is a cop. He's so proud of it.

RheaConfused
Jan 22, 2004

I feel the need.
The need... for
:sparkles: :sparkles:

AndyElusive posted:

I don't know, even with the whiplash like pose it still doesn't seem that tasteless or poorly done.

Did you notice the glaring grammar error?

fullroundaction
Apr 20, 2007

Drink beer every day

Bippie Mishap posted:



A high school friend who is a cop. He's so proud of it.

Two things I find incredibly funny here:

1. Imagine this guy describing, to the fine detail, exactly what he wants to the tattoo artist.

2. The irony of the quote in context of the subject matter (it translates to "brothers above all else" from what I can tell from a quick Google search)

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

RheaConfused posted:

Did you notice the glaring grammar error?

Yup, I even mentioned how I noticed the error waaaaay back on this very same page.

Other than that, I don't actually hate the tattoo.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

I have no idea what the upper lip is supposed to say. Which means I can only read that as "BLUE / SO EH". A truer statement of ennui has never been tattooed.

(Prove me wrong - I wanna see some half-hearted bullshit writ large on someone's festering ham of what used to be a thigh or something)

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

I have no idea what the upper lip is supposed to say. Which means I can only read that as "BLUE / SO EH". A truer statement of ennui has never been tattooed.

(Prove me wrong - I wanna see some half-hearted bullshit writ large on someone's festering ham of what used to be a thigh or something)

"Sober" maybe?



Hahahaha....

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

That doesn't look like a decision made by a sober man.

nostrata
Apr 27, 2007


I can't tell if that says 'BLUE' or 'ELLIE' across his head

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

nostrata posted:

I can't tell if that says 'BLUE' or 'ELLIE' across his head

I can't tell if he's a huge fan of luchadors or the "dab-o-doo-dab-o-di" chorus

Solid Cake
Jan 17, 2008

TRAPPED IN QUANTUM CHOCOLATE SINGULARITY!
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Pillbug
My half-brother just got a lovely new tattoo.



He got it for his grandpa, which is nice, I guess, but I'd be rolling over in my grave if someone got something that looked like that in my honour. What a waste of prime tattoo real estate. He has a pair of wings on his chest that are equally as bad, but I can't find the picture at the moment.

Teketeketeketeke
Mar 11, 2007




Merry Christmas to all!

TheSmilingJackal
Apr 30, 2007

Don't worry, it's a very heavy feather.

SimianNinja posted:



Merry Christmas to all!

I didn't know you could get tattoos at Hot Topic. :rimshot:

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
Zero looks like he's made out of used Kleenexes.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Find the error:

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Wait, this is common?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Technically usable if you're upside down. Depending on how the magnet is attached. Also very stupid.

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

BonHair posted:

Technically usable if you're upside down. Depending on how the magnet is attached. Also very stupid.

West and East are reversed. Right side up/upside down won't matter.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



E: unnecessary negativity

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END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


This just appeared on my Facebook feed:

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crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
At least everything is spelled correctly.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

This just appeared on my Facebook feed:



That's one hell of a cover-up.

I searched for bad cover ups after seeing this, even though I don't think it's too terrible.

Why would this person go to two different tattoo artists who don't know how to draw Taz?



And a couple more Taz cover-ups:




I have no freaking clue what exactly is going on in that cover-up. I see the water lily, but what is the pink thing? Is it a Q-bert snake? Wait. Is it a pair of flip-flops? I think it's a pair of flip-flops.

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CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
Holy poo poo it is a pair of flip flops. Why are there flip flops...

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