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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Cloks posted:

Man, where are the shirts for cute-sized gamers?

Nintendo knows their audience.

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Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Lemming posted:

Sizes available: L and XL

This is bullshit

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


damnit fine nintendo, I will put on 60 pounds so i can wear the dumb shirt

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I was going to get a shirt, but I am not fat, so I will not.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Lemming posted:

I was going to get a shirt, but I am not fat, so I will not.

Same, but I don't wear video game t-shirts because I'm not 12 and/or work in tech support

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Lemming posted:

Sizes available: L and XL

Are you implying the gamers are small and nimble and purchased all the S and M

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


Louisgod posted:

Nintendo knows their audience.

It's missing an X or two.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Oh those are the only sizes they made. Well then

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Louisgod posted:

Same, but I don't wear video game t-shirts because I'm not 12 and/or work in tech support

I wear a size S Brink shirt to work because I own one and it's cool and I'm not ashamed of liking something as great as gaming.

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Get the big shirt and wear it as pajamas

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

majormonotone posted:

Get the big shirt and wear it as pajamas

I considered getting it anyway but I don't wear pajamas.

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
Nintendo makes kiddie games and it only makes sense they make kiddie sized t-shirts. :colbert:


Edit: Gonna buy 3 of them and sew them together...

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

Lemming posted:

I was going to get a shirt, but I am not fat, so I will not.

Pretty much. I have over 1,100 coins just sitting there and I'd get the shirt, but it isn't available in small or medium. :(

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
You people are tiny. A 160 pound 5'11 man would wear a large.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

greatn posted:

You people are tiny. A 160 pound 5'11 man would wear a large.

N-no. American sizes are just hosed. A large size shirt would be a billowing robe on that man.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Lemming posted:

Sizes available: L and XL

Never have I been so glad to have slimmed down to an L.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

greatn posted:

You people are tiny. A 160 pound 5'11 man would wear a large.

I'm 5'8" and 160 and I wear a small.

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
There are some tiny, tiny men in this thread.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
I'm in better shape than you and wear tighter clothes to accentuate my figure

Theta Zero
Dec 22, 2014

I've seen it.
I'm only 180 but 6'5'', I need to buy large shirts just so that they reach all the way down to where my pants begin. It's like walking around wearing a circus tent.

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

i'm Broly irl

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
I'm always reminded of when way more Star Wars games were coming out while I worked for GameStop. The promotional t-shirts for Star Wars games we could give out to fans who pre-ordered always only come in like XL and larger. :laffo:

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Looper posted:

I'm in better shape than you and wear tighter clothes to accentuate my figure

I meant you're all short

Ultigonio
Oct 26, 2012

Well now.

greatn posted:

You people are tiny. A 160 pound 5'11 man would wear a large.

Yeah, I'm 160 pounds and 6'0 - I wear "large" shirts (except on days where no one has to see me and I wear shirts from like 5 or more years ago).

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
I get my pants from the 3DS thread and my shirts from this thread.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
We need shirts that can pocket 3DSes and pants to fit cute gamers.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

I'm built like a beautiful American bison, with the strength of a handsome bear, and the wisdom of a stunning elephant

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


elf help book posted:

I get my pants from the 3DS thread and my shirts from this thread.

underwear from the vita thread

Doctor Hospital
Jul 16, 2011

what





Wii U General Discussion - I have no issues with shirt sizes, pants pockets, or height

Looper
Mar 1, 2012

Austrian mook posted:

I meant you're all short

The general you, sorry mook, you're alright

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013
I'd get it but I don't look good in black shirts.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

hell yeah gonna wear me a Metroid Mario shirt this is gonna be rad as gently caress

also yeah I need to wear a L because of length, a medium would expose my midriff which is apparently not allowed when you're a dude

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sharrrk posted:

i'm Broly irl

I thought you meant Brony, and I thought that it fit somehow, but it was such a non sequitur that I googled it and it was different but probably just as bad.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Davinci posted:

I'd get it but I don't look good in black shirts.

i thought you were davincie for a minute and was gonna say what happened to your av

Davinci
Feb 21, 2013

Awesome! posted:

i thought you were davincie for a minute and was gonna say what happened to your av

I was very surprised to find out the name Davinci was still available when I signed up

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

Trent posted:

I thought you meant Brony, and I thought that it fit somehow, but it was such a non sequitur that I googled it and it was different but probably just as bad.

i can't believe this blatant disrespect for the Legendary Super Saiyan

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


greatn posted:

You people are tiny. A 160 pound 5'11 man would wear a large.

I'm 6'1" 175lbs and I have never worn anything bigger than a medium

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



greatn posted:

You people are tiny. A 160 pound 5'11 man would wear a large.

It depends on if you want a muumuu or your gut is massive. Large is loving huge.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
Whole lotta plus size shaming going on itt.

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majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

post your measurements itt

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