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Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
I'd like to know if Sony is actually putting money into finding those guys.

I mean, they're aren't doing anything illegal, I think, but Sony has dudes who can break fingers/kneecaps, I'm sure.

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Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
I almost hope lizard squad succeeds at keeping PSN down for 5 days because maybe Sony would actually notice and start caring.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Has anyone had any success getting back onto the PSN?

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

You guys realize LS is based out of Russia, right? There's not much US law enforcement could do about it, even if they cared enough to get involved. It all comes down to Sony and their inability to provide even basic network security, which is hilarious in tyool 2014.

Dehry
Aug 21, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Soul Glo posted:

I'd like to know if Sony is actually putting money into finding those guys.

I mean, they're aren't doing anything illegal, I think, but Sony has dudes who can break fingers/kneecaps, I'm sure.

In their earlier days the squad called in a bomb threat to a plane mid flight because a Sony Online Entertainment executive tweeted he was getting on it.

One of the members was outed as a 17 year old from Canada when he was caught Swatting .

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


DDoS attacks are basically impossible to stop while the Internet and general-purpose computing works the way it currently does.

Change that, and welcome to x.25net, where the living envy the dead.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Kewpuh posted:

yo vbc stop posting in this thread chief

Worst Christmas ever.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Soul Glo posted:

I'd like to know if Sony is actually putting money into finding those guys.

I mean, they're aren't doing anything illegal, I think, but Sony has dudes who can break fingers/kneecaps, I'm sure.

Lol

Herr Direktor
Mar 19, 2006
*bows respectfully then gives devastating roundhouse kick

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

PSN will never be up again.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Harlock posted:

PSN will never be up again.

Good riddance. Lets all go over to Nintendo.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
I just got a new receiver and now my PS4 will not output 5.1 audio. Other devices have no issues with my new setup, but the PS4 refuses to output anything other than 2.1. Tested games, Netflix, and Bluray with all the available audio options with no success. I've also tried a bunch of suggestions I found on google, such as resetting the receiver while the PS4 is running, but nothing seems to work.

Anyone here have a suggestion?


Fake edit:
I just thought to check the HDMI splitter I had set up to play games on one of my desk monitors. :downs: Of course that was the issue.

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

At least the games update alright. In fact I've had some really good download speeds today. It's just the login server that got beat bad.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

I said come in! posted:

Good riddance. Lets all go over to Nintendo.

This but unironically

limited
Dec 10, 2005
Limited Sanity

Soul Glo posted:

I'd like to know if Sony is actually putting money into finding those guys.

I mean, they're aren't doing anything illegal, I think, but Sony has dudes who can break fingers/kneecaps, I'm sure.
Yes, I'm sure Sony has some chromed out deckers hunting down the perps as we speak, chummer. :rolleyes:

I'm only worried about all the people at work trying to bring back their consoles for repairs in the next week, and having to explain to less clued in people that the console is fine, it's just l337 hax0r fuckwits causing problems. On the upside, holy balls is Dragon Age big and full of random stuff. :stare: It's almost as bad as Skyrim.

:black101: 'Agh yeah gonna stop the demons and save the wor- Ooo. What does this icon on my minimap mean? And this one.. Or this one?'

Much later.

:black101: 'What was I doing again?'

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
I don't actually think Sony employs gangsters from the '40s as enforcers.

The gently caress is a chummer.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

Cialis Railman posted:

This but unironically

I got a Nintendo. It's pretty cool.

However, I'm pretty sure that if ten million people bought WiiU's the words "this is a good problem" would be heard a whole lot at their HQ and amongst Nintendo fanboys for the month they spend upgrading their server infrastructure to cope with effective DDoS caused by user influx.

Hell, even their regular web sites serve at a snail pace as it is.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
Do the first few story missions as soon as they're available and finish Act I. You won't lock yourself out of anything, you'll have a full party to play around with, the plot will get a lot more interesting, and you'll open up new customization options for character skills and equipment crafting. Seriously.The huge maps are cool but you will drive yourself crazy if you try and do everything

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Hasn't Sony been able to mitigate these things faster in the past? I remember last time PSN got hit it was only down for a couple of hours.

Soul Glo posted:

I don't actually think Sony employs gangsters from the '40s as enforcers.

The gently caress is a chummer.

Pretty sure that whole line was a Shadowrun joke.

Undead Muppet
Apr 29, 2007

Soul Glo posted:

I'd like to know if Sony is actually putting money into finding those guys.

I mean, they're aren't doing anything illegal, I think, but Sony has dudes who can break fingers/kneecaps, I'm sure.

My gut tells me that even in Russia, causing malicious damage to a company's infrastructure or financial resources is very illegal.

And we should probably be glad that for the most part we now live in a world where giant corporations try to solve problems like this legally, instead of the perpetrators getting quietly disappeared permanently.

pepperchomp
Jan 27, 2007

chomp chomp chomp

The Cameo posted:

You could just grab the update from the web site, throw it on a USB stick, and actually make the kid's Christmas a little better.

Is this a thing I can do? I'm like computer retarded and i have no clue what im doing. My brothers look sad and I just wanna help. so I just gotta hook up a flash drive and grab the update? Isn't there like an initialization process in the beginning and a sign in required or can I just grab the newest update and throw it on so they can just play solo cod or injustice or something? I couldve sworn I had to sign into the network to play the first time but that was a year ago so I can't remember.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

Undead Muppet posted:

My gut tells me that even in Russia, causing malicious damage to a company's infrastructure or financial resources is very illegal.

And we should probably be glad that for the most part we now live in a world where giant corporations try to solve problems like this legally, instead of the perpetrators getting quietly disappeared permanently.

They aren't causing damage though, just clogging up the pipes, right? That's the point of a DDoS, it just simulates heavy load without actually hacking anything.

But then again I'm no Z3r0 C00L, so :shrug:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Soul Glo posted:

They aren't causing damage though, just clogging up the pipes, right? That's the point of a DDoS, it just simulates heavy load without actually hacking anything.

But then again I'm no Z3r0 C00L, so :shrug:

They are causing damage though, the store is unavailable costing Sony potential millions of dollars in sales.

Herr Direktor
Mar 19, 2006
Which to be honest I'm thankful for because I've already bought enough for christ sakes. I can't stop.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

El Hefe posted:

They are causing damage though, the store is unavailable costing Sony potential millions of dollars in sales.

Yep. Be cool if Sony realized this.

Or maybe they just feel like most people who can't access their store today will just wait until tomorrow to buy whatever they were going to since most people don't own two consoles. I got lucky, both games I got were single player and the patches just took a while.

It just really sucks for all the kids who finally got their consoles this morning and have been stuck. I still remember my respective Christmas mornings with my SNES, N64 and Dreamcast.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
I got $50 of PSN cards that is burning a hole in my pocket. drat you Russian skript kiddies!

Soul Glo posted:

It just really sucks for all the kids who finally got their consoles this morning and have been stuck. I still remember my respective Christmas mornings with my SNES, N64 and Dreamcast.

I told every parent I know who was getting their kids a console to open the box and plug it in and set it up ahead of time to make sure its ready to go Christmas morning.

TenTonHammer
Oct 3, 2003
Davidian

:dukedog:

davecrazy posted:

I got $50 of PSN cards that is burning a hole in my pocket. drat you Russian skript kiddies!


I told every parent I know who was getting their kids a console to open the box and plug it in and set it up ahead of time to make sure its ready to go Christmas morning.

Tell me about it. I got a 100 dollar card that is ready to download some rocksmith stuff, drat you russians!

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I at least got to download stuff last night thanks to opening presents Christmas Eve awesome family

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I wish Sony would at least give an update on what is going on. Their Twitter has been quiet for over 9 hours and the PSN is still down. The last time this happened the PSN was down for a month.

Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

I said come in! posted:

I wish Sony would at least give an update on what is going on. Their Twitter has been quiet for over 9 hours and the PSN is still down. The last time this happened the PSN was down for a month.

@askplaystation has been responding to people but it's all the same answer. We know it's down. Sorry. Thanks for your patience.

TaurusOxford
Feb 10, 2009

Dad of the Year 2021

I said come in! posted:

I wish Sony would at least give an update on what is going on. Their Twitter has been quiet for over 9 hours and the PSN is still down. The last time this happened the PSN was down for a month.

All I need is for DA:I to finish downloading. Then I could care less if PSN goes down. More free stuff due to Sony's incompetence to stop teenagers from DDoS'ing their servers.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

I said come in! posted:

Good riddance. Lets all go over to Nintendo.

Isn't Nintendo already moving to phase out the Wii U?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

TaurusOxford posted:

All I need is for DA:I to finish downloading. Then I could care less if PSN goes down. More free stuff due to Sony's incompetence to stop teenagers from DDoS'ing their servers.

Gonna miss the $40 Shadow of Mordor deal. :( I have $40 on my PSN wallet.

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

PhilippAchtel posted:

Isn't Nintendo already moving to phase out the Wii U?

Not really.

strategery
Apr 21, 2004
I come to you baring a gift. Its in my diper and its not a toaster.

I said come in! posted:

Gonna miss the $40 Shadow of Mordor deal. :( I have $40 on my PSN wallet.

I hope they extend the sales because of this. It would be super annoying if I can't buy it on sale price.

strategery fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Dec 26, 2014

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

PhilippAchtel posted:

Isn't Nintendo already moving to phase out the Wii U?
In the same way that Sony is already moving to phase out the PS4.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



strategery posted:

I hope they extend the sales because of this. It would be super annoying if I can't buy it on sale price.

Sony was behind the attack all along

Gobble Snarf
May 27, 2014
My dad, who knows nothing about video games, randomly grabbed me Alien: Isolation as a gift to me today. It was a super nice surprise, I've wanted to check it out for months.

I was confused how he picked it, though, and asked about it. Apparently, he went to Target looking for a game for me and asked an employee what he'd recommend. The kid was "really dumb looking, yet condescending" and recommended AC: Unity heavily. My dad, wanting to spite him, recognized the Alien brand and got that instead.

I have a great dad.

Tortolia
Dec 29, 2005

Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008
Grimey Drawer

I said come in! posted:

Gonna miss the $40 Shadow of Mordor deal. :( I have $40 on my PSN wallet.

It was like $25 over Thanksgiving/Black Friday. It'll probably be similarly cheap again in the near future.

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VarXX
Oct 31, 2009

lmao

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