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Seltzer: Oct 11, 2012; Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

5 BRAZILIAN EXCUSES

# ? Dec 25, 2014 19:42

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# ? May 28, 2024 16:52

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

6 JT VICTORIES

# ? Dec 25, 2014 19:49

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

7 arms a winging

Eat This Glob fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Dec 25, 2014

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:08

Belle Isle Tech: Aug 28, 2009

8 Bigfoots A-Milking

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:21

TheReverend: Jun 21, 2005

9 Palhareses pulling

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:31

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

10 Cecils leapin'

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:32

canoshiz: Nov 6, 2005; THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

edit: lol

canoshiz fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Dec 25, 2014

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:33

Alastor_the_Stylish: Jul 25, 2006; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

11 Has-beens suing.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:37

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

12 months knee rehabing

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:50

Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Alastor_the_Stylish posted:

11 Has-beens suing.

lol

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:52

THE BUTT MAN: Mar 28, 2010; no homo?

and a mobn in a pear shaped gi

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:56

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

and a no name in a dynamic fastener tee ♪

# ? Dec 25, 2014 20:56

red19fire: May 26, 2010

god drat you guys are way too funny. This is the best forum.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:02

Stabbing Spork: Apr 9, 2006

God bless us, every one.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:04

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Patrick Spens posted:

4 Horsewomen

3 Horsewomen losing.

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:26

Keven. Just. Keven: May 25, 2010; MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.

Hold on I'm going to do one

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:36

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

acai moonsault posted:

and a no name in a dynamic fastener tee ♪

lol

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:36

Keven. Just. Keven: May 25, 2010; MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me... This is it! My true love just needs to turn to his left and... oh no he let it go

# ? Dec 25, 2014 21:37

ceaselessfuture: Apr 9, 2005; "I'm thirty," I said. "I'm five years too old to lie to myself and call it honor."

this fuckin thread, merry christmas you nuts

# ? Dec 25, 2014 22:27

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me... This is it! My true love just needs to turn to his left and... oh no he let it go

lol

# ? Dec 25, 2014 22:29

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me... This is it! My true love just needs to turn to his left and... oh no he let it go

Lmfao

Merry Christmas you maniacs

# ? Dec 25, 2014 22:54

landobee: Nov 25, 2004; Be Water

Merry Christmas dudes from the best subforum on SA

# ? Dec 25, 2014 22:58

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

THE BUTT MAN posted:

and a mobn in a pear shaped gi

Hahahahahahahahahaha

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:16

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Jesus's birth responsible for good posting in gay sub-forum, lol, how ironic

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:26

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me... This is it! My true love just needs to turn to his left and... oh no he let it go

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:30

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGR4Lj8cpYs

DoombatINC fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Dec 25, 2014

# ? Dec 25, 2014 23:41

Ewar Woowar: Feb 25, 2007

Merry Christmas UFC Thread. You guys are all hilarious

# ? Dec 26, 2014 00:02

THE BUTT MAN: Mar 28, 2010; no homo?

Charles Gnarwin posted:

10 Cecils leapin'

That gif fills me with unbridled Christmas joy

# ? Dec 26, 2014 00:12

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

This forum is a big part of the reason I'm so invested into MMA that I have made past life decisions, current life decisions, and future life decisions that involve me actually training my sad body into a Z-level sub par crappy MMA grapple athlete. I love you all.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 01:08

canoshiz: Nov 6, 2005; THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

http://vendettafighter.com/anthony-pettis-gets-his-mother-a-car-and-house-for-christmas/

:3:

# ? Dec 26, 2014 02:45

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

canoshiz posted:

http://vendettafighter.com/anthony-pettis-gets-his-mother-a-car-and-house-for-christmas/

Good for mama Pettis, but this was in the other headlines (warning: FRB cited as the source): CM Punk to train at Roufusport. What, me worry about CTE?

Also, I've never heard of Vendettafighter.com before that Pettis link.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:02

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

the gym that just went through the biggest scandal in recent memory with rear end in a top hat coaches, fighters who get injured all the time, and a fighter who died. Sure, I'm gonna pick there for my first ever MMA camp because why not

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:13

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

I hope it's true

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:16

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

I hope Pettis offhandedly gives him advice like 'improvise after jumping off the cage' and 'be athletic'

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:19

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Skip My Posts posted:

I hope it's true

Please wish health and happiness for all mankind as the new year approaches. He will have neither at Roufusport.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:23

freud mayweather: Jan 29, 2009

hilarious. he recently said he had to make sure not to end up somewhere where they'd take liberties with him due to his former profession and inexperience.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:31

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Will Anthony Pettis and his uncle get to watch Punk gently caress his wife, though?

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:40

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

freud mayweather posted:

hilarious. he recently said he had to make sure not to end up somewhere where they'd take liberties with him due to his former profession and inexperience.

It's probably easy for him to look at a camp that is close by, that took Matt Mitrione from football player to UFC caliber (heavyweight) fighter and assuming it won't happen to him.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 04:57

red19fire: May 26, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

It's probably easy for him to look at a camp that is close by, that took Matt Mitrione from football player to UFC caliber (heavyweight) fighter and assuming it won't happen to him.

"UFC Caliber Heavyweight" and 'reasonably athletic meatball off the street' are not that far apart.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:18

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# ? May 28, 2024 16:52

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

CM Punk training with the p4p best Chick Magnet, seems legit.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:19

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