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Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about em!
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esperantinc posted:Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about em! That man is a step-skipper!
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Dec 23, 2014 19:09
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FESTIVUS YES BAGELS NO
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Dec 23, 2014 20:37
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esperantinc posted:Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about em! 
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Dec 24, 2014 03:48
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Is there a captain's hat involved in this?
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Dec 24, 2014 03:57
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esperantinc posted:Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about em! Stop it Frank you're killing him!!
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Dec 24, 2014 03:58
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I'm like a Phoenix, rising from Arizona!
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Dec 24, 2014 04:23
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Stop it Frank you're killing him!! Let him have bananas on the side! 
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Dec 24, 2014 04:32
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Dec 24, 2014 05:13
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I still say he's naked under there!
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Dec 24, 2014 06:36
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Homestar Runner posted:I still say he's naked under there! Jerry, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon, he went with bass! He just substituted one fish for another!
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Dec 24, 2014 08:52
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He's the Got-No-Green Lantern!
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Dec 24, 2014 14:22
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haljordan posted:He's the Got-No-Green Lantern! Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan! 
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Dec 24, 2014 17:27
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Coffee And Pie posted:Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan! He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce! 
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Dec 24, 2014 18:14
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Capt. Sticl posted:Jerry, are you blind? He's a writer. He said his name was Sal Bass. Bass, Jerry! Instead of salmon, he went with bass! He just substituted one fish for another! It's like a sauna in here, huh?
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Dec 24, 2014 22:32
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These Pretzels are making me thirsty.
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Dec 25, 2014 01:19
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This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah!
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Dec 25, 2014 01:25
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potee posted:He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce! I always laugh my rear end off at that scene because at one point, Elaine leaves in disgust and then comes back into the diner for her keys or sunglasses or something, Jerry hits her with yet another smartass line and she immediately does a 180 and walks back out.
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Dec 25, 2014 06:05
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mojo1701a posted:This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah! ... is that the discount pharmacy?
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Dec 25, 2014 22:26
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I always thought it was a meat packing plant!
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Dec 26, 2014 01:23
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Brace yourself, madam, for an all out bidding war, but this time, advantage Varnsen!
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Dec 26, 2014 19:31
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Yeah it's gonna be a problem... A problem for them.
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Dec 28, 2014 17:03
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Electromax posted:Yeah it's gonna be a problem... A problem for them. Oh, sure. Without the parents, it's a breeze.
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Dec 28, 2014 23:43
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mojo1701a posted:Oh, sure. Without the parents, it's a breeze. You know what I just realized!? If they get divorced - that's twice as many visits! It's like running a double marathon!
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Dec 28, 2014 23:59
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Open the package, Potee.
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Dec 29, 2014 00:10
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haljordan posted:I always laugh my rear end off at that scene because at one point, Elaine leaves in disgust and then comes back into the diner for her keys or sunglasses or something, Jerry hits her with yet another smartass line and she immediately does a 180 and walks back out. "Something bad is going to happen to you.... it has to!" "Nah I'll be fine  "
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Dec 29, 2014 02:34
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Jerusalem posted:"Something bad is going to happen to you.... it has to!" Well, I don't see how I'm gonna make December. I mean, I need a little more time. I mean, look at me, I'm a nervous wreck. My stomach aches. My neck is killing me. I can't turn. Look. Look.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:52
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Capt. Sticl posted:Well, I don't see how I'm gonna make December. I mean, I need a little more time. I mean, look at me, I'm a nervous wreck. My stomach aches. My neck is killing me. I can't turn. Look. Look. You've got the AIDS walk tomorrow, you're never gonna make it!
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Dec 29, 2014 17:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz0jkktVfJ8 That's what I'd like to know about it.
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Dec 29, 2014 18:26
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Relayer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz0jkktVfJ8 "I want my car!" "We ask that you please bear with us." "Bear with you?! This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars!" "...Ideally."
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Dec 29, 2014 19:16
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Open the package, Potee. Yay! Jerry got it open!
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Dec 29, 2014 19:54
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thepokey posted:Yay! Jerry got it open! how could anyone not like him? 
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Dec 29, 2014 22:08
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Homestar Runner posted:how could anyone not like him? I know this may be hard for you to understand, but I am sure there are many people who do not like me.
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Dec 29, 2014 23:39
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There may have been some incidental penetration, but from that angle she was in no position to make the call.
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Dec 29, 2014 23:54
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These are my everyday balloons.
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Dec 30, 2014 04:20
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Homestar Runner posted:how could anyone not like him? Could my mother have been wrong?
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Dec 30, 2014 07:20
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Coffee And Pie posted:Could my mother have been wrong? What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.
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Dec 30, 2014 08:09
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haljordan posted:"I want my car!" Where are thee muffin tops? 
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Relayer posted:Where are thee muffin tops? This is a garbage dump just let me dump it!
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