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EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (October 21, 1927)



He even chops wood with that floppy bow tie on. :allears:

Peanuts (December 29, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



When you're overjoyed in the Funkyverse, you must remain vigilant at all times.

Popeye



A great moment for the armchair pundit class as Our Hero meets the sheeple.

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way gives us a :"wimminamirite?" double feature! (April 28-29, 1926)



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Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Wait, Funky is also supposed to be an alcoholic? Is there no bottom to the well of misery?

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Anyone else having problems with Gocomics/imgur? It's doing this morning exactly what it did yesterday morning. I get this error with every single comic, no matter if I use the imgur plugin, or cut/paste the URL.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ham Shears pulls a double-twist!


The Dinette Set is musically inclined.


Working Daze is still making holiday jokes.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Oh dear, seems like gocomics is acting up again.

Cul-de-sac No fear though, I have my ways!


The Creeps Just like a big ugly fountain, you'll get your comics!


Poptropica


Heathcliff He's drunk with power!!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Oh dear, seems like gocomics is acting up again.


Good, it's not just me. I'm just going to wait it out a little like yesterday. I'll post later.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



ZeeToo posted:

Pearls Before Swine

:sbahj: rat. Maybe you should see a psychiatrist.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Cul-de-sac No fear though, I have my ways!


I was not expecting this :3:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Calaveron posted:

Wait, Funky is also supposed to be an alcoholic? Is there no bottom to the well of misery?

Funky lost his first wife (the news anchor) because of his alcoholism. This strip is a sadness tree with deep misery roots that have grown for decades. On a hill made of pure fertilizer, of course.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


The fertilizer being the corpses of the few fortunate enough to die, of course.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007








Of course it's a party. All they ever do in the new Greg/Karen coproduction Luann is throw parties.


Christmas is over! Time to wrap up this classic Puddles storyline, entitled Santa Cops Out:

















I guess Santa changed his mind. And gave Puddles a woman. :stare:



THE END

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

I hate you, LuAnn. You are the worst strip.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I read "Gathering" as if it were "Quickening". I would wholly support Luann holding one of those.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

EasyEW posted:

Funky lost his first wife (the news anchor) because of his alcoholism. This strip is a sadness tree with deep misery roots that have grown for decades. On a hill made of pure fertilizer, of course.



I remember this storyline, so I decided to look it up again in the archives. Have I seriously had this 'Funky is drunky' line burned in my memory since 2000!?!

Tobaccrow
Jan 21, 2008

Don't smoke, kids... Unless you have to.

Julet Esqu posted:



I guess Santa changed his mind. And gave Puddles a woman. :stare:
When a series with no definite end introduces a character to just immediately become the love interest of an established character my first thought is always (cynically) "The writers aren't thinking about the story in the long run, they just wanted to give their character a present." and here we have Puddles literally receiving a girlfriend as a present.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


They squirrels did file a report, but it was for the rats that went missing in the wine barrels.

9 Chickweed Lane



Pibgorn

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



My Lovely Horse posted:

... so what do you call it when the obvious, no-effort modern technology joke is a few decades out of date?
I'm kinda surprised you can amass an effort at how garbage Rose is Rose's writing is

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Tobaccrow posted:

When a series with no definite end introduces a character to just immediately become the love interest of an established character my first thought is always (cynically) "The writers aren't thinking about the story in the long run, they just wanted to give their character a present." and here we have Puddles literally receiving a girlfriend as a present.

So what happened to the girl dog after this?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Kennel posted:

So what happened to the girl dog after this?

Raped, murdered and buried under the floorboards, I assume.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
It's pretty fantastic that girl dog decides to be Puddles' girlfriend Christmas present when she just met him and the last thing he said to her was, "You're okay for a poodle."

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Decided to be his present? So it's not plausible that Santa's running a doggie sex ring across international boundaries? She didn't wrap that box herself, y'know.

Pogo (December 28, 1956)



Peanuts: Year Two (January 14-16, 1952)







Super-Fun-Pak Comix

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.


This reboot of Zachary Nixon Johnson is way better than the original run.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


OK I guess we should add that to the list:

Things Elly hates:
1. Her husband
2. Her children
3. Other people's children
4. Herself
5. Her friends
6. ?

F Minus



I've missed WWG, but this gag isn't real WWG-worthy in my opinion.

Mary Worth



Finally!

Rex Morgan MD



Next week: They talk about the stuff they just talked about, but in slightly more detail! I can't wait!

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
WWG is sad but philosophical when he doesn't get to take his grandchildren into the gay porn theatre.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Sally Forth





The Amazing Spider-Man





Juliet Jones


BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Dunno what they're doing in the mornings, but poo poo's working now.

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



Heavenly Nostrils



Kliban



Stupid people. He will do his trick when it is time.

9 Chickweed Lane 12/26/2003



Nice Pigporn crossover. Was that even online in 2003?

Zits



Kevin & Kell



Yep, that sure is autocorrect there, Bill. Hilarious isn't it.

No Nemi UK's still celebrating.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy


Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Oh, Brother


Deep Dark Fears

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Dog Comix are back after a week's absence! It's a Boxing Day miracle!



The sunday comic almost, but not quite lines up with the weekly.





I wish I'd had this option. The closest thing I ever got was a brown blur with a slightly darker brown blur on top of it. Ferrets do not like wearing reindeer antlers.





Fish might get his christmas wish this year. (his christmas wish is the same as his birthday wish; the stony embrace of death)

Ballard Street to follow.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Ballard Street


Proof that Ballard Street really is the continuation of Out Our Way?



Bug Comix



Pissed-off Pet Comix

JohnnyCanuck
May 28, 2004

Strong And/Or Free

From "Ontario, Canada". Goddamnit, Ripley's. Ontario is an entire province, with many, many cities therein. You don't seem to have that problem with American cities/states...


LAY EGG IS TRUE!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz
I thought for sure this was going to be about the carrier on the back of the bike or some poo poo like "in the mountains you would ride a mountain bike"

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

RandomFerret posted:

Ballard Street


If anything, that cat is angry at the interruption. He's getting in on the ground floor of this crazy thing.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician






The Phantom






Classic Prince Valiant

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Dunno what they're doing in the mornings, but poo poo's working now.

Jane's World




... A bunch of lesbians pile into a De Havilland Beaver...

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


RandomFerret posted:



I wish I'd had this option. The closest thing I ever got was a brown blur with a slightly darker brown blur on top of it. Ferrets do not like wearing reindeer antlers.

Wait until it goes into dead sleep, then put the antlers on it and take the pic. Then include a statement with the pic that the ferret is definitely alive and just asleep. Problem solved and second problems curtailed. :colbert:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Non Sequitur



I like that he's doing a non "bitching about the government" story. These are usually pretty entertaining to me.

E: Oh poo poo, I forgot Heavenly Nostrils



9 Chickweed Lane 12/27/2003



Jesus Christ.. :words: Man, when this dude's flywheel gets spinning...

Zits



Kevin & Kell



For our non-USAian readers, boxes of 64 Crayola crayons contained (contain? it's been years since I had to buy a box) a built-in sharpener. Made of plastic. To sharpen crayons. Not horns.

BlankIsBeautiful fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Dec 27, 2014

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (October 21, 1927)



Peanuts (December 30, 1967)



Funky Winkerbean



Popeye runs up against another problem with King iPhone the First.



Rip Haywire gets one on the kisser under the mistletoe.



Out Our Way (April 30-May 1, 1926)



Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Finally!

Mama looks like one of Michael Bay's TMNTs.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Quickly, name five cities that would draw in more tourists if only they were featured in a blockbuster movie and then see if New York is among them.

Ghostlight posted:

I thought for sure this was going to be about the carrier on the back of the bike or some poo poo like "in the mountains you would ride a mountain bike"
I gave it about 50/50 that it was going to be about how the bike is very obviously a pasted in photograph.

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