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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
It was just an american psycho quote geez louise.

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The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

It was just an american psycho quote geez louise.

Is this the part when you tell Anidav he stinks, kill his dog, then gouge his eyes out?

(or if it's the movie, you just shoot him and his dog)

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Killing my dog is not good advice.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

hey anidav: that hotel does not intend to ever give you work. you are chasing a wild goose

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

part of me wants to sneer at anidav's naivete and blame his stupidity for not being able to find a job

but the rest of me recognises that although he is stupid, if we had an employment framework that was designed to aid jobseekers rather than abusive employers he would not be having as many issues as he has been and blaming him for being unsuccessful at finding a job under the current regime would make me no better than the average a current affair viewer

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please
You're a student and just looking for part-time/causal yeah? Walk down your local main st and into the cafes/take-away shops and everything else. Go to the local Coles and Wollies. Ask to speak to managers, explain your situation and get their names. When they tell you they have nothing tell them thanks and you'll call again in a couple of weeks to suss it out again.

Call them every week or couple of weeks and ask for them by name. Ask if there's anything going. Worst cause scenario you get told to gently caress off again and again, but all you need is one person to say 'this person seems keen".

There's going to be one place out there that will put you on by virtue of you looking keen and them no doubt having someone on their roster giving them trouble they'd take hours from.

Resumes go in the bin.

Turks
Nov 16, 2006

Anidav posted:

I actually have a job and it's magically the one Hotel in Brisbane that doesn't get busy during Christmas. I signed a contract for casual work but they won't tell me when that casual work will start.

So you're unemployed is what you're saying.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Gough Suppressant posted:

QLD is 52(+1)-48 to the ALP
SA 54(+3)-46
NSW 54(+2)-46

Nationally 54(+2)-46

WA: 47(+1)-53 to the Coalition :getout:

WA is a bad place full of bad people.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Nibbles! posted:

You're a student and just looking for part-time/causal yeah? Walk down your local main st and into the cafes/take-away shops and everything else. Go to the local Coles and Wollies. Ask to speak to managers, explain your situation and get their names. When they tell you they have nothing tell them thanks and you'll call again in a couple of weeks to suss it out again.

Call them every week or couple of weeks and ask for them by name. Ask if there's anything going. Worst cause scenario you get told to gently caress off again and again, but all you need is one person to say 'this person seems keen".

There's going to be one place out there that will put you on by virtue of you looking keen and them no doubt having someone on their roster giving them trouble they'd take hours from.

Resumes go in the bin.

This is 100% the best advice.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Jonah Galtberg posted:

part of me wants to sneer at anidav's naivete and blame his stupidity for not being able to find a job

but the rest of me recognises that although he is stupid, if we had an employment framework that was designed to aid jobseekers rather than abusive employers he would not be having as many issues as he has been and blaming him for being unsuccessful at finding a job under the current regime would make me no better than the average a current affair viewer

Imo you can both laugh at Anidav and also recognise that his stupidity should not place him in this situation if good support structures were in place.

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Oh, so the Martin Place siege wasn't about terrorism. Actually it was about ethics in morning commercial television

quote:

Sydney siege gunman Man Haron Monis spent years lobbying the Australian media watchdog over what he perceived were breaches of broadcasting regulations involving the Sunrise program and comments about terrorism.

Correspondence associated with the dispute about Seven and the Australian Communications and Media Authority that Monis sent to other authorities, contain numerous references to "Martin Place" and "acts of terrorism", confirming his six-year obsession with the location.

Monis died along with two of the 17 hostages he took in the Lindt Cafe in Martin Place just metres from Seven's Sunrise studio last week.

The attack so near Seven has prompted speculation the Sunrise program or the channel itself was his initial target.

Monis' dispute, dating back to mid 2007, with the ACMA and Seven also suggests his hatred for the channel was not triggered by Seven's current affairs expose of his anti-Afghan soldier letter-writing campaign and online videos in 2008.

Fairfax has learned the 50-year-old first complained in 2007 to the ACMA about a Sunrise program broadcast on July 4 of that year.

He alleged that a guest on the program had commented about the Glasgow terror attacks and had indirectly provided instructions for terrorism and had therefore breached terrorism laws. He posted a quote supposedly taken from the program saying: "If you want to kill people, why not use the tools of your own trade like a plague or a disease or something? Why go into an area which you're clearly unqualified in."

In later ranting letters to other authorities about the Seven program he bemoaned the "failure" of it to investigate "terrorist acts at Martin Place, Sydney, Australia".

Monis posted that after hearing the statement he had been prompted to send "letters to Australian authorities to request them condemn this as instructing terrorists but the Attorney-General of both governments, Mr John Howard and Mr Kevin Rudd has said to Sheikh Haron that it was fine".

ACMA took Monis' complaints seriously enough to launch an investigation into whether the program had involved discrimination against Muslims and sought a copy of the program from Seven.

The complaint was later dismissed, infuriating Monis. ACMA has so far declined to provide a copy of the investigation report.

After learning the complaint was not upheld Monis wrote to ACMA expressing his disagreement with the findings but bizarrely congratulating the authority on its professionalism.

But for years afterwards Monis made reference to the Sunrise program.

Throughout 2012, he maintained a website on which he posted just one statement which said: "That from 2001 I was silent, I was dead.

"Until 4th July 2007 I was in a deep sleep. Sunrise woke me up! God can awaken a person by many different means even by a terrorist broadcast from the program Sunrise on Channel Seven from the Australian TV!

"I thank God and I won't give up until the Australian government condemns that broadcast which was instructing terrorism".

On Friday, a spokesman for Channel Seven said the station was making no comment on Monis while the siege investigation was ongoing.

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

Ethics in morning TV. Hah

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Anidav doesn't need jobseeking advice for qld, he needs a friend to recommend him, QLD operates on nepotism.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Kommando posted:

Anidav doesn't need jobseeking advice for qld, he needs a friend to recommend him, The world operates on nepotism.

ftfy

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
I don't understand why Anidav is struggling, why can't he just sell some shares?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

nockturne posted:

I don't understand why Anidav is struggling, why can't he just sell some shares?

More to the point, why doesn't he start a business?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
Anidav open up a string shop, because you love t'whine so much.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Asphyxious posted:

Anidav open up a string shop, because you love t'whine so much.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

I celebrate my stupid life thank you very much :colbert:

Never once have I asked for advice or help. I'm sitting pretty.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:


ANY Queenslanders who wake today a little worse for wear after a robust round of Christmas celebrations can at least take solace in knowing there is no need to feel guilty about overspending.

Our living standard has lifted substantially during the past few years and we can feel confident that even better financial times are on the way.

Australian Retail Association figures show that Queensland shoppers spent on average about $2000 each in the days leading up to Christmas, an increase of about 5 per cent on last year.

We are expected to each spend at least another $270 at the Boxing Day sales – beginning this morning – on discounted electronics, clothing and homewares, which will put another $380 million into retailers’ tills.

There’s no doubt low interest rates and a recent drop in petrol prices have put extra dollars in Queenslanders’ pockets. But the most critical reason behind our generosity this Christmas has been Queenslanders’ own confidence in the state economy.

Retail figures are reliable indicators of how comfortable we feel – and this year’s retail surge can be read as a big tick of approval for the way the Newman Government has turned around the Queensland economy.

It’s an assurance also shared by business and investors, with one Chamber of Commerce and Industry survey this year pegging business confidence at almost 60 points – eight points higher than under the last days of the Bligh Labor government.

Queenslanders clearly feel more economically comfortable than they did three years ago.

And with $3.4 billion from the proposed leasing of state assets earmarked for cost of living relief, taxpayers are about to feel better still.

This revival is neither accidental nor coincidental.

It is the result of the hard work and tough decisions of an LNP government determined to repair the damage of Labor’s economic mismanagement.

With the release this year of Treasurer Tim Nicholls’ “Government for Growth Economic Strategy and Action Plan” – itself building on last year’s “Enabling a Strong Economy” blueprint – it’s clear Queensland has come a long way from the sometimes shortsighted and ad hoc decision-making of the Beattie and Bligh years.

Proof that the LNP’s economic vision is paying dividends is not hard to find. Inflation remains low, yet wages over the past year have grown by 2.6 per cent. The recent mid-year economic review also forecast a budget surplus, of more than $330 million for 2015-16.

All this has been achieved despite falling coal revenues and without compromising – and in many cases improving – frontline public services. Today, there are many more police on the streets and teachers and teachers’ aides in schools than under Labor. Surgery waiting lists have also been slashed and the dental waiting list reduced to zero.

The arrival of Queensland’s $60 billion liquefied natural gas industry is especially exciting – an industry tipped to push the state’s annual growth rate to almost 6 per cent – as is the Abbot Point expansion, the Kurilpa Riverfront renewal, the Aurukun bauxite project and the Mary Valley development.

All will see prosperity shared across the state. And the 2018 Gold Coast Commonwealth Games alone will inject $2 billion and 30,000 jobs into the economy.

To maintain this strong economic momentum, the Newman Government must identify the $8 billion of infrastructure projects to be funded by the lease of state assets.

This is a key part of the Government’s economic recovery plans that should be unveiled before the state election, due early in the new year.


There’s also clearly work still to be done on the jobs front. While more than half of all new Australian jobs in the past year were created in Queensland, the state’s unemployment rate still hovers around 6 per cent. The slashing of red and green tape and the halving of industry project approval times should assist here.

Overall, the reality is that the Queensland economy is emerging as the envy of the nation.

Indeed, other states – and the Abbott Government – would do well to emulate Queensland’s resolve and make tackling their own deficits a top priority.

Treasurer Joe Hockey’s mid-year economic statement last week disappointingly revealed a ballooning federal deficit – now forecast to exceed $40 billion – more than $10 billion higher than indicated in the May Budget.

If left unchecked, federal finances will be a drag on a Queensland recovery so critical to Australia’s wider prosperity.

Prime Minister Tony Abbott is no more to blame for the mess federal Labor left of the national economy than Campbell Newman is for Queensland Labor’s legacy here.

But it remains Mr Abbott’s responsibility to continue to negotiate with crossbench senators and to find the savings that will cement Australia’s future.

With the economy of the states so dependent on the lead offered by the federal numbers, real progress on reducing the federal deficit is still the best Christmas gift all Australians – including Queenslanders – could receive.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Watch one of the projects be Newman's Doom Tower & Casino Resort

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
All will see prosperity shared across the state.*

*All the money will go to the fatcats friends and Brisbane will get a shiny toy or some poo poo.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

SadisTech posted:

Are you dying, Mills?

I'm not planning on it. Sorry!

Writing a will is hard. Most people just do it when they're married and have kids, right?

i got banned
Sep 24, 2010

lol abbottwon
Or if they suspect someone is trying to murder them. Do you have any enemies?

Mills
Jun 13, 2003

None that I can think of. :3:

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

i got banned posted:

Or if they suspect someone is trying to murder them. Do you have any enemies?

And if so what are their names, they seem like chill people.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Joe seems a little mad.

DeathMuffin
May 25, 2004

Cake or Death

katlington posted:

WA is a bad place full of bad people.

Yeah, I was going to defend my state, but nah, just clone stamp Fremantle across the entire metro area

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
tbh the Australian public is not even remotely qualified to comment on the competency of a treasurer

nogthree
Jun 28, 2008

Haters Objector posted:

tbh the Australian public is not even remotely qualified to comment on the competency of a treasurer

Yeah but neither is any of the current front bench, Joe included.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

Everyone should write a will since even the shittest most garbage will or statement of intent written on the back of a serviette and signed by two witnesses who don't stand to gain anything from it will still save your family or whoever from headaches were you to die without one at all

even if you're just bequeathing your smashed iphone 4s and your Squier stratocaster

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

We still love Costello for reasons!

EDIT: Saved us from the GFC, only 8% care. Wayne has to be an alcoholic by now.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein
Costello save the money, Swan spend the money.

Nibbles!
Jun 26, 2008

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

make australia great again as well please
Even better considering all the fuckups of Costello that cost billions of dollars. They were just rolling in so much money no one took any notice.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Anidav posted:


We still love Costello for reasons!

EDIT: Saved us from the GFC, only 8% care. Wayne has to be an alcoholic by now.

What I gather from this is that if Hockey was to eat Swan we'd get another Howard.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

It's just nostalgia. In 15 years Swan will probably have the rating Costello has now and in 20 Hockey will.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
No, Swan was Juliars second in command. Costello will always be remembered as the best Prime Minister we never had.

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Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer
Yep - you can achieve simultaneous double digits in unemployment, inflation, and interest rates, and still get third it seems.

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