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I did. I can't imagine how long it took to write.
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Memento posted:Jesus gently caress this video is an hour fifty long. Is the fight that long? hahaha god drat dude well done
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 20:38 |
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I'm so sorry
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 21:08 |
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Skip My Posts posted:People are actually gonna read that? I will not
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 22:51 |
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I think we can all agree that I'm the only acceptable opponent for Punk. I have more competition experience (like... 4-5 bjj tournaments) while still having absolutely zero pro MMA experience. I'm the same size as him. Both of our names have acronyms that don't necessarily mean anything. I know more about MMA and pro wrestling than him. I will troll the poo poo out of him. I will submit him with either a gogoplata or the Anaconda Vice. Or maybe just knee on belly. I will NEVER lose a fight to a man who has a pierced lip. Make it happen. CXB vs Punk.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 23:09 |
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welcome back
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 23:39 |
Legends never die
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 23:40 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:welcome back
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 23:41 |
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you sound overqualified
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 23:44 |
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MITB 2011 is proof that Punk would beat a white rapper.
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# ? Dec 26, 2014 23:58 |
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Charles Gnarwin posted:MITB 2011 is proof that Punk would beat a white rapper.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 00:12 |
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cort remix your ultimate ultimate song about dan severn please, thanx
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 00:24 |
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maffew buildings posted:cort remix your ultimate ultimate song about dan severn please, thanx Help me get this fight and I'll see what I can do. I will need entrance music... Also I promise at least one pro luchador in my corner. Who Gotch Ya fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Dec 27, 2014 |
# ? Dec 27, 2014 01:28 |
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Skip My Posts posted:People are actually gonna read that? I read it while I was drunk last night. It was worth it.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 01:31 |
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Skip My Posts posted:People are actually gonna read that? After I watch the fight so it doesn't get spoiled. My memories of Royce prior to seeing this fight: * Refuses to treat opponents with anything other than disdain * Continues to work holds after someone taps so he can talk poo poo * Will never break when the ref calls for it / completely ignores the ref * Talked mad poo poo about Matt Hughes before getting instantly destroyed As of about 35 minutes into the fight, it appears that I can add that he requires special rules that apply only to him. Did I miss anything? titties fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Dec 27, 2014 |
# ? Dec 27, 2014 04:20 |
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Who Gotch Ya posted:I think we can all agree that I'm the only acceptable opponent for Punk. Your return is a true Christmas miracle. Also, when did you go from looking from Powder in a hoodie to decent shape?
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 04:37 |
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I imagine he lifted a weight and ate a protein
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 04:38 |
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Captain Log posted:Your return is a true Christmas miracle. Macebells.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 04:39 |
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1st AD posted:I imagine he lifted a weight and ate a protein No joke I thought dude used to weigh like 110 dripping wet.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 04:41 |
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Captain Log posted:No joke I thought dude used to weigh like 110 dripping wet. I was 145 at my lowest. I used to walk at like 155 when I was posting here a lot. Now I'm about 180. Usually walking around 175. I'm 5'10" for reference.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 04:46 |
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titties posted:After I watch the fight so it doesn't get spoiled. Royce was only willing to fight under that ruleset. Part of the reason why I love that fight is at the end Sakuraba is standing above a prone Gracie after completely outclassing him under his own rules. Not a lot happens but the last two rounds are satisfying.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 04:49 |
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Who Gotch Ya posted:I was 145 at my lowest. I used to walk at like 155 when I was posting here a lot. Now I'm about 180. Usually walking around 175. I'm 5'10" for reference. gently caress dude, you got swole. Congrats. Can you pass a NSAC drug test with enough time to drink water for about two months?
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:05 |
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what i am getting out of this is not posting is the key to soing anything good with your life
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:08 |
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maffew buildings posted:what i am getting out of this is not posting is the key to soing anything good with your life idk I don't post or do anything worthwhile
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:22 |
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Captain Log posted:gently caress dude, you got swole. Congrats. Let's cross that bridge when we get there...
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:50 |
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maffew buildings posted:what i am getting out of this is not posting is the key to soing anything good with your life Really I just lost the cookie and had to log back in and I gotta log into my old email to find the password and it's all long and poo poo and my username is long and reddit is easier to browse at work. But now I have no job again so whatever. Just more time to swing macebells and eat proteins and train to rip Punk's head off. Or other punks heads off. But preferably the one with basically no training that would make me a lot of money.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 05:53 |
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Who Gotch Ya posted:Really I just lost the cookie and had to log back in and I gotta log into my old email to find the password and it's all long and poo poo and my username is long and reddit is easier to browse at work. But now I have no job again so whatever. Just more time to swing macebells and eat proteins and train to rip Punk's head off. Or other punks heads off. But preferably the one with basically no training that would make me a lot of money. We missed you. Now people smarter than me about the Internet - make this match happen.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 08:55 |
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Captain Log posted:We missed you. Please. I'm really bad at twitter and poo poo, but I'm really good at bending people who know as much as CM Punk does into all kinds of fun pretzels. We can take bets on what pro wrestling sub I'll beat him with. According to what I heard Rogan say, I have about as much experience as they're hoping for in an opponent. Joe Silva I know you read this. I love you. I'm sorry you have to deal with finding a jabroni for Punk to fight. Please pick me and be done with it. I will at least make it entertaining as gently caress. Also please make the round bully beatdown style so I can sub him repeatedly with all kinds of whacky poo poo. Who Gotch Ya fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Dec 27, 2014 |
# ? Dec 27, 2014 10:17 |
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Who Gotch Ya posted:Joe Silva I know you read this.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 10:39 |
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rename thread cortxbomb signs in to the forums
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 16:30 |
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Once you beat Punk, maybe he'd join the commentary team instead of dealing with headaches.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 16:58 |
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#CortXPunk
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 17:58 |
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This thread is cool now
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 19:12 |
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cxb if you're taking requests I want to see him tap to that omoplata/crippler crossface that imanari did once
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 19:20 |
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I want to see a Figure Four, since hell if that didn't legit hurt when my cousin put it on me when we were kids.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 23:00 |
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If he's a pro wrestler he probably knows the reversal to that.
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 23:30 |
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20 years of Ric Flair matches confirms that the reversal is to flip over onto your stomach, which somehow takes 2-3 minutes to accomplish and then hurts the other guy
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# ? Dec 27, 2014 23:40 |
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1st AD posted:cxb if you're taking requests I want to see him tap to that omoplata/crippler crossface that imanari did once Oh you mean the one that I did a million times before him? You got it.
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:22 |
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maffew buildings posted:what i am getting out of this is not posting is the key to soing anything good with your life I rarely post and my pro record is 1 - 2 and I'm a highschool teacher
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# ? Dec 28, 2014 05:30 |
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omg chael crash posted:I rarely post and my pro record is 1 - 2 and I'm a highschool teacher Hello Not Tom Hardy from Warrior
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