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Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Dalael posted:

Seriously, I don't know why I bother arguing with you since you probably haven't even bothered to read Plato's work and will definitely not bother to read Jim Allen's papers.

I will happily read and discuss any peer-reviewed academic literature he has produced on the subject.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I've done no-poo poo actual archeological work. His papers are godawful rubbish that would be chopped to bits by any Archeology 101 professor on God's green Earth.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
How the gently caress are you all letting Daleal run you around in circles like this? You're not going to convince him because he's either crazy or trolling and nobody else here believes him.

Now does anyone know why we don't have awesome names like 'Hadescember' for our months?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I've done no-poo poo actual archeological work.

That sounds rather constipating.
Guys, guys, I think you're being trolled. Chill out.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'
I know I know, but just out of morbid curiosity...

Dalael posted:

Unfortunately, everything seems to be buried at the moment. There are more than circumstancial evidence of man-made channels. The Altiplano is completly crisscrossed with what looks like really old man made channels.

More can be seen (and read about) here: http://www.atlantisbolivia.org/atlantisboliviapart2.htm.
Although orichalcum walls are not present, there is one of the few orichalcum mine in the world approximately 100 km from the site. Regarding that wall... One of Plato's description was that buildings were built with a combination or red, white and black stones. Near that mountain, you can see remains of such carved blocks, sticky out of what is clearly an ancient mudslide.

So why are we using hedgerows in Mexico to illustrate a presumed archaeological site in Bolivia?

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Pellisworth posted:

I will happily read and discuss any peer-reviewed academic literature he has produced on the subject.

I will try to look for some and add them to the next thread. But it may actually be hard to find. When sending a portfolio of Atlantis in Bolivia evidence to the head of a Cambridge college who was also a leading archaeologist, the material was returned unexamined with the note "Atlantis is a subject in which I have never been interested."

Often times, as soon as you mention the word Atlantis, people simply dismiss it. As of right this moment, I cannot verify that claim without contacting Jim Allen, asking him who was the person he sent the package to and then contacting that person. Remember that I am an amateur, in no way an academic and digging through all that information would/will take time considering I am unsure where to start with all this. I also have no connection to Jim Allen and even doubt he would take my call because I want more information to argue with people on an internet comedy forum.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer
Guys, guys! Some guy called W. Eirdo McRazy has told me in his second treatize about furniture how I can find the wardrobe leading to Narnia! Now he isn't a scientist and he also isn't a specialist for furniture, but he writes really sincerely and he has studied the works of C. S. Lewis very, very closely. This of course means he must be right and I will now not shut up about Mr. McRazy's theory about how this one special wardrobe he found in New Orleans leads to Narnia, A Real Place That Exists!

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Dalael posted:


Often times, as soon as you mention the word Atlantis, people simply dismiss it.

Because you and him are both dumb enough to not understand that Atlantis never existed and whatever he thinks he's found has been done a disservice by insistence on tying into a fictional location.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

dupersaurus posted:

I know I know, but just out of morbid curiosity...


So why are we using hedgerows in Mexico to illustrate a presumed archaeological site in Bolivia?

Actually, that is my mistake. The picture I linked are square plots of 10 x 10 stades of 165 ft (1,000 x 1,000 Sumerian cubits) in the Tabasco region of Mexico. I was a bit hasty when I linked this one.

The one I should have linked, are at these coordinates: 16 09 12.53S, 68 31 26.31W

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

my dad posted:

That sounds rather constipating.
Guys, guys, I think you're being trolled. Chill out.

shhhh

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Nintendo Kid posted:

He clearly hasn't read them extensively if he thinks a a random plain in the middle of South America matches Atlantis because a few points on it kinda line up, moron.

I said so and you laughed at me! Well, who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


most of the thread

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
I'm persuaded. Plato had extensive knowledge of South America and the reason why those of his contemporaries who wrote histories and geographies of every corner of the world known to the Greeks failed to mention that place at all is

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.
Plato's teacher was accused of bringing strange gods into the city and later killed himself by drinking poison.

Thousands of years later, the members of the People's Temple cult killed themselves by drinking poison in South America.

You can't deny the connection here.

e: It should also be noted that Plato wrote extensively about reincarnation.

fantastic in plastic fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Dec 27, 2014

Beamed
Nov 26, 2010

Then you have a responsibility that no man has ever faced. You have your fear which could become reality, and you have Godzilla, which is reality.


You know who else got laughed out of the room for his crazy ideas?? Albert Einstein. Checkmate.

BurningStone
Jun 3, 2011
Dalael, I realize you're angry right now and not really thinking. Take a step back and look at how the evidence is treated. Plato's statement that Atlantis was an island is simply waved away. So too is Atlantis sinking. But the presence in canals is taken as highly significant, even though people have been building canals in all parts of the world for thousands of years. Why shouldn't there be canals on any large plain? Why do they have to be tied to Atlantis? And again, the problem that the canals aren't the shape Plato described is ignored.

The author is doing nothing more than shouting about anything that supports his theory and ignoring the rest. That's the way lawyers work, to persuade a jury, not the way science works. You need to be impartial and admit all the evidence, not just the parts you like.

Look, I've been fooled by con artists too. They're very good at it; that's how they stay in business.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

The guy is a moron who posts too much about video games and bad television, stop responding to him.

What tv shows, this is important.

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Frostwerks posted:

What tv shows, this is important.

You know they probably could've invaded Athens with the help of some ancient aliens

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

To take the thread in a different direction, does anyone know why Roman coins look so beat up and crappy? Minting coins doesn't seem all that complicated, and the Romans were smart dudes, but maybe metal casting is quite a bit more complicated than it looks. Or is this just the effects of soft metals and a long time?

Basically, why this:


And not this?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I assume they were being clipped deliberately by counterfeiters, or by some industrious individual who could meltvthe clippings into ingots?

Octy
Apr 1, 2010

I know nothing about minting coins, but I'm guessing there was a lot more manual handwork involved back then than there is now. Also, time degrades all.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Mass manufacturing coins by hand leads to a lot more variation. Also, the Romans didn't have access to hardened steel to make dies with, having to use iron or bronze instead, which meant the blanks had to be struck while they were hot, which is the source of a lot of the edge weirdness.

There are examples of really drat good coins from that era, and some pretty shockingly bad ones too. Apparently during economic down-turns or other times of strife, they would just keep on using the dies even after they were worn down, cracked, etc. Makes sense when the volume of coins and the quality of the metallurgy suggests they would have had to be making a new set of dies every day for optimal quality.

Also, yes, there were quite a few unofficial mints and attempted counterfeits. Some of the later coins start to have additional security features as well as stuff like cuts showing the cross-section of the coin to prove it was pure and not just surfaced in precious metals with a cheap core.

hailthefish fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Dec 28, 2014

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

BurningStone posted:

Dalael, I realize you're angry right now

I apologize if at any point I gave the impression that I was angry. I was simply trying to have a discussion.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Dalael I really want to thank you because I am writing a series of classes on research and logical fallacies and this is a gold mine.

Jim Allen posted:

The question has always been, was Plato's Atlantis based on a real place andreal events, or was it simply a story he made up?

The test must be this, is there a geographic location or sequence of events that matches the actual description given by Plato?

This is a logical fallacy that Plato's student Aristotle identified as "ignoring the question" and you can see why. Jim Allen poses the question of whether Plato intended Atlantis as a fictional place, and proposes to answer it by attempting to find real places that match Plato's description. That will not answer the question of whether Plato intended to describe a real place.

And really, this is all cherry-picking and confirmation bias. Look those up if you haven't because the entire argument is founded on ignoring evidence. In his first page Jim Allen has already dismissed half of Plato's claims about Atlantis while assuming that the rest of them are infallible; infallible to the point that when they take him to a desert salt pan in Bolivia he doesn't reexamine them. That's crazy.

Also from this I learned that Lake Titicaca feeds Lake Poopo and that's just funny. Also just a look at wikipedia will tell you the area around Lake Poopo has been inhabited for 2000 years, so trying to prove signs of habitation there is pretty fruitless.

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Dec 28, 2014

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I bet hand minting coins is really annoying and they just didn't care about making them perfect, as long as they fit all the requirements.

I'm increasingly convinced Dalael is Jim Allen, also.

Base Emitter
Apr 1, 2012

?

Dalael posted:

I apologize if at any point I gave the impression that I was angry. I was simply trying to have a discussion.

No, you're not trying to have a discussion, you're trying to evangelize. But don't let that stop you typing long hilarious screeds against the oppression of hidebound orthodoxy.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

I got a stupidly vague question that will hopefully lead to some less vague questions.

What happened to the Phoenicians? It looks like they were everywhere, setting up colonies all over the Mediterranean. I guess Carthage was a colony of theirs and I know how that worked out but what about the rest? And why does there seem to be no substantial writing by them that I can find at all? Their alphabet is pretty famous but I cant find much of anything actually written in it.

I'm trying to get a sense of how they lived and stuff with some basic googling and I feel like I just can't find much of anything, every other empire or culture has quite a bit but the Phoenicians just existed, I think everyone hated them (??) and then they stopped existing.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


They all gradually got conquered and absorbed into other states. There wasn't a big Phoenician state or anything, just a common culture with colonies all over the Mediterranean. They kept getting beaten up and absorbed by their more powerful neighbors, Carthage being the biggest of those events. Their culture just faded away eventually The Persians and the Macedonians happened to the Phoenicians, and ultimately, Rome happened to them.

I think we don't have writing by them because nobody was interested in preserving it. It's a minor miracle whenever we have any writing at all from people 2500 years ago, losing it from a culture that got wiped out by people who didn't care about preserving their texts isn't all that weird. But unfortunate.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

This is funny: the Atlantis story closely parallels some Greek legends about conflict with the Persians and Phoenicians. This is evidence that the South American Atlantians allied with the Persians and may even have given them some tips on how to build their fortifications.

The level of mental evasion is astounding.

Also, Plato's description of the Atlantians' horsemanship doesn't match South America. This will never be mentioned again in all three papers.

statim
Sep 5, 2003
For the original Syrian/Lebanon home ports I think it was the Neo-Assyrian Empire that really started to put the boot into them politically instead of just financially as had been the rule. Then Alexander the Great is probably the point where they became just slightly more privileged cities who provided fleets to Ptolmeys/Seleucids etc instead of somewhat independent polities. As for the colonies the first two Punic wars saw them pretty much engulfed by Rome with Latinization following quickly. Most of them had switched allegiance to Carthage after Assyrian/Babylonian/Persian disruptions of the home lands. Carthage itself got the whole Cato the Eldar treatment after the third and last war and it wasn't a prestige language of any sort. The only real bit literature we have is some parts of a farming manual that were translated as far as I'm aware

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

BrainDance posted:

I got a stupidly vague question that will hopefully lead to some less vague questions.

What happened to the Phoenicians? It looks like they were everywhere, setting up colonies all over the Mediterranean. I guess Carthage was a colony of theirs and I know how that worked out but what about the rest? And why does there seem to be no substantial writing by them that I can find at all? Their alphabet is pretty famous but I cant find much of anything actually written in it.

I'm trying to get a sense of how they lived and stuff with some basic googling and I feel like I just can't find much of anything, every other empire or culture has quite a bit but the Phoenicians just existed, I think everyone hated them (??) and then they stopped existing.

Phoenicia was one of several small states that suddenly grew and flourished in the power vacuum created by the Sea Peoples invasions. They were small in number and relatively weak militarily (save their Carthage outpost) and gradually were overrun as the major Mediterranean powers regained their footing and reestablished their traditional roles.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Arglebargle III posted:

Also, Plato's description of the Atlantians' horsemanship doesn't match South America.

Fits, since there were no horses in the Americas before 1492.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Preposterous. How did the Mormon prophets get around?

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

That all makes sense. So there never really was some Phoenician empire except for I guess Carthage, and they weren't really some big collection of important city states like Greece but just a small generic culture that got a little bit lucky at one point? Did they share anything with or were they culturally related/descended from any other people that we do have more from?

Their alphabet survived though right? I think that's why, in my mind, I thought they were bigger and more important than they actually were. How did that happen if they were just a minor whatever place?

Arglebargle III posted:

This is funny: the Atlantis story closely parallels some Greek legends about conflict with the Persians and Phoenicians. This is evidence that the South American Atlantians allied with the Persians and may even have given them some tips on how to build their fortifications.

The level of mental evasion is astounding.

Also, Plato's description of the Atlantians' horsemanship doesn't match South America. This will never be mentioned again in all three papers.

I'm sorry though, what? South America? Atlanians' horsemanship? What three papers?

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



The Phoenicians were a small collection of important city-states, but unlike Greece they were in between the regional superpowers of the time in Mesopotamia and Egypt, so they had to deal with sieges and appeasing the local dominant powers and other such things.

There certainly was no Phoenician Empire, cities like Tyre, Sidon, and Baalbek were too fiercely independent.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

BrainDance posted:

I got a stupidly vague question that will hopefully lead to some less vague questions.

What happened to the Phoenicians? It looks like they were everywhere, setting up colonies all over the Mediterranean. I guess Carthage was a colony of theirs and I know how that worked out but what about the rest? And why does there seem to be no substantial writing by them that I can find at all? Their alphabet is pretty famous but I cant find much of anything actually written in it.

I'm trying to get a sense of how they lived and stuff with some basic googling and I feel like I just can't find much of anything, every other empire or culture has quite a bit but the Phoenicians just existed, I think everyone hated them (??) and then they stopped existing.

If you know about the Hanseatic League of Northern European cities during the last millenium, you might consider them a loose analogue to the Phoenicians. There was a shared culture of trade, and loose political connections between the cities and city-states,but they all ended up back in the nations they came from.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Grand Fromage posted:

Fits, since there were no horses in the Americas before 1492.

Plato was actually a time traveler from the 1500s, I don't see the problem.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Base Emitter posted:

No, you're not trying to have a discussion, you're trying to evangelize. But don't let that stop you typing long hilarious screeds against the oppression of hidebound orthodoxy.

You're pushing it.

I provided a subject of discussion by asking a question regarding one of the theories about Atlantis. I provided the name of the author of that theory and links to his work and presented some of his evidence.

Out of most of the posts I made regarding this, a few of them were simply spent debating the idea that often times, archeological finds are made based on a fictional story and that Plato's Timaeus and Critias dialogues may be no different.


Arglebargle III posted:

Also just a look at wikipedia will tell you the area around Lake Poopo has been inhabited for 2000 years, so trying to prove signs of habitation there is pretty fruitless.

By that logic, we shouldn't have bothered to dig in Egypt or Rome, since it has been inhabited for just as long.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

poo poo, guys, we're pushing it!

:jerkbag:

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Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

hailthefish posted:

poo poo, guys, we're pushing it!

:jerkbag:

I mean he's pushing it by saying that I'm trying to evengelize Jim Allen or the subject.

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