terrible programmers: my god, it's full of chars

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karms: Jan 22, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Yam Slacker

cool i now know cyclical prime stuff exist

Brave GNU World posted:

[0, 1, 10, ..., 19, 2, 20, ...]

ur lang s*cks :shobon:

Shaggar posted:

or really theArray.length instead of n.

off by one strikes again

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# ? May 25, 2024 16:47

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

yeah lol

# ? Dec 24, 2014 21:56

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

wait no, that should be fine?

# ? Dec 24, 2014 21:57

Space Whale: Nov 6, 2014

KARMA! posted:

off by one strikes again

# ? Dec 24, 2014 21:59

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Brave GNU World posted:

[0, 1, 10, ..., 19, 2, 20, ...]

# ? Dec 25, 2014 04:54

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Subjunctive posted:

don't post my javascript output

# ? Dec 25, 2014 05:30

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Luigi Thirty posted:

javascript output

don't sign my posts

# ? Dec 25, 2014 05:40

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Subjunctive posted:

don't sign my posts

don't post... my... signature?

# ? Dec 25, 2014 05:54

tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

ShoulderDaemon posted:

it's fine. if you have p coprime n then i*p mod n for i in [0,n) will generate every value in [0,n) exactly once. this is because the finite groups <Z mod n, +> are cyclic with any integer p coprime n as a generator of that group, which should give you enough to google on if you want to see the actual proof

aaah, i could recall something about picking a generator for a integer field but yeah coprime sounds right

# ? Dec 25, 2014 07:07

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

Luigi Thirty posted:

don't post

# ? Dec 25, 2014 16:55

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

fart simpson posted:

lol the automated tool i wrote in haskell to improve one of our processes at work started to catch on, except people asked "why are you writing this and not the software team? your job isn't programming" so the software team asked for the source code so they can take over maintaining it. none of them have ever heard of haskell and they're all incredibly lazy and seem to be pretty bad programmers. i wonder if they'll ever manage to add a feature or even change a line of code without breaking everything or if they'll just throw it away and write their own crappier version in java

update: they threw it away and wrote a crappier version in java

# ? Dec 26, 2014 05:24

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

sue them

# ? Dec 26, 2014 09:30

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Brave GNU World posted:

[0, 1, 10, ..., 19, 2, 20, ...]

I fixed this bug in my software on Wednesday

did you know .NET has no natural sort implementation? you have to DLL import the Windows one.

# ? Dec 26, 2014 10:09

cowboy beepboop: Feb 24, 2001

~Coxy posted:

I fixed this bug in my software on Wednesday

did you know .NET has no natural sort implementation? you have to DLL import the Windows one.

nice plang

# ? Dec 26, 2014 13:32

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

~Coxy posted:

I fixed this bug in my software on Wednesday

did you know .NET has no natural sort implementation? you have to DLL import the Windows one.

array and list both have sort methods

# ? Dec 26, 2014 15:59

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Shaggar posted:

array and list both have sort methods

oh did they add natural sorting for strings at some point? because that's what we're talking about here

# ? Dec 26, 2014 17:09

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

Does string define a comparator?

# ? Dec 26, 2014 17:34

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

yeah it implements IComparable so it has a natural sort order. you could also sort w/ one of the predefined comparators or w/ ur own

# ? Dec 26, 2014 17:42

MeruFM: Jul 27, 2010

don't trust natural string sorting...

# ? Dec 26, 2014 19:42

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

convert all characters to ints and perform a radix/bucket sort

# ? Dec 26, 2014 19:52

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

i dont like to think about sorting

# ? Dec 26, 2014 20:18

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

MeruFM posted:

don't trust natural string sorting unless LANG=C

# ? Dec 27, 2014 03:55

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

BONGHITZ posted:

i dont like to think about sorting

I think this weird obsession programmers have with sorting is just another aspect of their OCD manifesting itself

# ? Dec 27, 2014 07:44

~Coxy: Dec 9, 2003; R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Shaggar posted:

yeah it implements IComparable so it has a natural sort order. you could also sort w/ one of the predefined comparators or w/ ur own

Natural Sort not "natural" sort

# ? Dec 27, 2014 08:25

Joe Law: Jun 30, 2008

speaking of sorting someone linked this to me todya. thought it was p. cute

code:

sleepsort.sh 


#!/bin/bash
function f() {
    sleep "$1"
    echo "$1"
}
while [ -n "$1" ]
do
    f "$1" &
    shift
done
wait

# ? Dec 27, 2014 09:29

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

well i tried to follow the PL thread but now i'm here

# ? Dec 27, 2014 21:27

distortion park: Apr 25, 2011

PleasureKevin posted:

well i tried to follow the PL thread but now i'm here

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

# ? Dec 27, 2014 21:51

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

lmao

# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:49

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

# ? Dec 28, 2014 00:59

my homie dhall: Dec 9, 2010; honey, oh please, it's just a machine

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

lol

# ? Dec 28, 2014 01:34

more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

# ? Dec 28, 2014 01:38

Blinkz0rz: May 27, 2001; MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

# ? Dec 28, 2014 02:24

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

# ? Dec 28, 2014 02:40

FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

drat this loving post.

# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:06

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

switching from making an angular + json site back to making a wordpress plugin and them for a client was a really big context shift and i gotta remind myself not to do that

# ? Dec 28, 2014 03:13

Janitor Prime: Jan 22, 2004; PC LOAD LETTER

What da fuck does that mean; Fun Shoe

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

# ? Dec 28, 2014 04:40

ChiralCondensate: Nov 13, 2007; what is that man doing to his colour palette?; Grimey Drawer

Dear ROOT:

gently caress you.

xoxo,
ChiralCondensate

# ? Dec 28, 2014 08:06

Plastic Snake: Mar 2, 2005; For Halloween or scaring people.

pointsofdata posted:

don't worry the pay is pretty much the same

# ? Dec 28, 2014 08:27

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

ChiralCondensate posted:

Dear ROOT:

gently caress you.

xoxo,
ChiralCondensate

do i accept the certificate ...

# ? Dec 28, 2014 09:45

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# ? May 25, 2024 16:47

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Stringent posted:

grats luigi

personally I prefer to leave the hardball negotiations for when I'm currently employed, but ymmv

glassdoor for this company says "they pay peanuts and if you try to negotiate they'll rescind the offer the next day and call up the next guy but at least they offer full benefits"

apparently they also hire on the logan's run principle which may be illegal idk

# ? Dec 28, 2014 22:12

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