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NuminaXLT
Nov 11, 2002
They can take our Impact, but they can never take our Comic Sans!!!

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Probably papyrus.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


I'm sure there are some great pasta-based puns, but I can't think of any.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




I liked this better when I thought it said "pancake tossed by winos"

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

This is what happens to his district when Frank Underwood gets promoted!

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing posted:

I'm sure there are some great pasta-based puns, but I can't think of any.



The official statement from the mayor's office was "I hate Mondays".

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Courtesy of Deadspin:

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

Lemme guess, part of an article called "28 Pictures That Prove We Live in a Rape Culture?"

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Man don't be using Onion headlines! That's cheating.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

What's the story behind this, real?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

walrusman posted:

Lemme guess, part of an article called "28 Pictures That Prove We Live in a Rape Culture?"

That's not really what Deadspin does. Also it's funny.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Indeed...

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!




Have you ever heard an A-10 do a gun run?

Farts of death is accurate

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Topical!


they're three different types of aircraft

Westie
May 30, 2013



Baboon Simulator
It's almost like someone went "AIRBUS!!!!" and believed that there's only one Airbus.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

Frostwerks posted:

What's the story behind this, real?

No. Liberal Times is a satire site. http://www.liberaltimes.com.au/

I wanted it to be true too :(

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Westie posted:

It's almost like someone went "AIRBUS!!!!" and believed that there's only one Airbus.

It's Fox News, I'd be shocked if something else happened

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Careful everyone, the buttes are windy today.


In a related story, I am eight.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ironhead
Jan 19, 2005

Ironhead. Mmm.


Maybe this is really only funny to people that knew him, but it's a pretty bizarre string of events.


I worked with this guy for years, he was my friend even. Guess times are tough for audio guys.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back


I really wanna know at what point in her shoplifting excursion she pooped her pants. Like did she do it on the spot just to rub it in the guy's face? Or did she have it in her pants the whole time? I am confused and fascinated.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

AnonymousNarcotics posted:



I really wanna know at what point in her shoplifting excursion she pooped her pants. Like did she do it on the spot just to rub it in the guy's face? Or did she have it in her pants the whole time? I am confused and fascinated.

Security guards do not get paid enough to put up with that kind of poo poo.










(pun intended)

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
The look on her face has such a Wes Anderson existential angst feel to it.

Bart Fargo
Mar 24, 2005

Il Raggio Infernale

AnonymousNarcotics posted:



I really wanna know at what point in her shoplifting excursion she pooped her pants. Like did she do it on the spot just to rub it in the guy's face? Or did she have it in her pants the whole time? I am confused and fascinated.

My guess would be that it happened when she realized that she was busted. Then she started improvising.

cat_snake
Nov 19, 2014

cat_snake has a new favorite as of 15:10 on Jan 2, 2015

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

"Sorry honey, I love you with all my heart, but I'm keeping my maiden name."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKNdRpB4fTw

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

To be fair the pigeon looks like it had paramyxovirus and that was a better way to go out...

No loving idea on the squirrel though.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Dienes posted:

To be fair the pigeon looks like it had paramyxovirus and that was a better way to go out...

No loving idea on the squirrel though.

Maybe it had gone nuts.

:v:

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Stoatbringer posted:

Maybe it had gone nuts.

:v:

That is such acorny joke.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I walnut stand for this in my thread!


Content.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Say Nothing posted:

I walnut stand for this in my thread!


Content.



To be fair, that is how you pronounce it down there.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Aleph Null posted:

To be fair, that is how you pronounce it down there.

It's true.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Aleph Null posted:

To be fair, that is how you pronounce it down there.

And that could still be an improvement.

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