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Fetus Tree posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8YIR60Ij0 The great thing about this is that the Imperials are so full of their own bullshit that they drop in right next to Hoth so they can get owned by that ion cannon, instead of hanging back out of orbit, setting up a perimeter out of range of that gun and picking off the transports before they leave the system. This is what ends up getting that admiral killed by Darth Vader, because he hosed up big time by jumping the gun and made everyone look real bad.
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Young Freud posted:The great thing about this is that the Imperials are so full of their own bullshit that they drop in right next to Hoth so they can get owned by that ion cannon, instead of hanging back out of orbit, setting up a perimeter out of range of that gun and picking off the transports before they leave the system. Admiral Kendal Ozzel actually assisted Lord Vader in the secret plot to balance the force. Knowing that the Empire and The Emperor would scrutinize both Vader and Ozzel for deliberating, conspicuous behaviors, Both Vader and Ozzel agreed Ozzel would play the role of a bumbling, idiotic Admiral. In an valiant moment to restore peace to the galaxy and bring balance to the force as an effort to assist Vader on the path to the prophecy, Nadel Ozzel heroically gave his life up for the greater good on that fateful day when Vader had no choice but to "punish" Ozzel by force choking him to death. Two months after 4 ABY, amid the ruins of the Death Star II on the Forest Moon of Endor, a scavenger discovered a secret hologram recorded by Darth Vader on a time stamp made before he went to get Luke Skywalker off the forest moon. Knowing that the prophecy is coming to a close, Vader made a list of collaborators those of whom they assisted him in restoring the galaxy on the right path; Admiral Nadal Ozzel was one of them. The Rebel Alliances after forming the New Republic, erected a statue in honor and respect of a man who bravely fought the Empire with deceptions, ultimately giving his life up for the greater goods of the trillions of lives that was once held by the grip of the Empire.
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Hingehead posted:Admiral Kendal Ozzel actually assisted Lord Vader in the secret plot to balance the force. Knowing that the Empire and The Emperor would scrutinize both Vader and Ozzel for deliberating, conspicuous behaviors, Both Vader and Ozzel agreed Ozzel would play the role of a bumbling, idiotic Admiral. In an valiant effort to restore peace to the galaxy and bring balance to the force in an effort to assist Vader on the path to the prophecy, Nadel Ozzel heroically gave his life up for the greater good on that fateful day when Vader had no choice but to "punish" Ozzel by force choking him to death. Two months after 4 ABY, amid the ruins of the Death Star II on the Forest Moon of Endor, a scavenger discovered a secret hologram recorded by Darth Vader on a time stamp made before he went to get Luke Skywalker off the forest moon. Knowing that the prophecy is coming to a close, Vader made a list of collaborators those of whom they assisted him in restoring the galaxy on the right path; Admiral Nadal Ozzel was one of them. The Rebel Alliances after forming the New Republic, erected a statue in honor and respect of a man who bravely fought the Empire with deceptions, ultimately giving his life up for the greater goods of the trillions of lives that was once held by the grip of the Empire. i don't know what's real anymore
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Otisburg posted:i don't know what's real anymore Soon you will learn the ugly truth about Sheev also being in on the plot with Vader to restore the balance to the force.
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Milky Moor posted:in the eu, any relationship that isn't human/human is incredibly rare which is pretty funny when the rebels are apparently fighting for equal rights for aliens or whatever heh, seems like art imitating life to me....
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Pops Ghostly posted:heh, seems like art imitating life to me.... Hello Jon Pop. 
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Fetus Tree posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN8YIR60Ij0 That is some gross edited poo poo.
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oohhboy posted:That is some gross edited poo poo. As much as I like what Adywan is doing, I find the fact that they make minor and utterly inconsequential changes for no apparent reason (like, in that one, one of the X-Wings getting blown up for some reason) kind of strange. Just take out the horrible CGI-laden special edition stuff and fix up minor things, it's not hard!
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There are de-specialized cuts if you go look for them. They are as close to a original theatrical cuts as they come with all the original GFX flaws. Not only does Han shoots first but Greedo doesn't get a shot off before slamming head first into the table in a smoking heap.
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Milky Moor posted:As much as I like what Adywan is doing, I find the fact that they make minor and utterly inconsequential changes for no apparent reason (like, in that one, one of the X-Wings getting blown up for some reason) kind of strange. Just take out the horrible CGI-laden special edition stuff and fix up minor things, it's not hard! As though the followers of George Lucas wouldn't carry on his spirit Deny it all you like, the disease is inside you
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oohhboy posted:There are de-specialized cuts if you go look for them. They are as close to a original theatrical cuts as they come with all the original GFX flaws. Not only does Han shoots first but Greedo doesn't get a shot off before slamming head first into the table in a smoking heap. They also add a dumb poo poo like hairs and dirt on the film, which is really loving dumb
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Hingehead posted:"This is a crisis! The Senate must vote the Chancellor emergency powers. He can then approve the creation of an army." "jar jar your rear end is - a thing that weirdly enough didn't happen Improbable Lobster posted:They also add a dumb poo poo like hairs and dirt on the film, which is really loving dumb  WHY? (the answer is the nerd obsession with
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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blowfish posted:ok let me help you out Look. It's Milla Jovulvavich from the Fifth Element!
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Hingehead posted:Soon you will learn the ugly truth about Sheev also being in on the plot with Vader to restore the balance to the force. What's this now?
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Improbable Lobster posted:They also add a dumb poo poo like hairs and dirt on the film, which is really loving dumb I have a funny feeling we aren't watching the same thing. Also that sounds super retarded. Why would someone do something like that?!
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oohhboy posted:I have a funny feeling we aren't watching the same thing. Also that sounds super retarded. Why would someone do something like that?! All I remember is that someone on the Despecialized edition wanted to "restore" the damage to the film stock that was present on original cuts of the movie, I'll see if I can't dig up the comparison image. E: Here we are. Notice how a hair was re-added even though there was no actual reason to do so.  I'm sure that the rest of it is fine but poo poo like that makes me question the thought process of the people working on it. Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Dec 28, 2014 |
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PostNouveau posted:What's this now? Millions of generations ago in a time when the force was first discovered by a small band of force sensitive beings, knowing that the force must always hang in balance at all time, thus they needed dark side users to keep the light side in check and vice versa. These beings created the midichlorian , a microscopic DNA binding organism that can harvests the power of the force , embedding it into the DNA of a living being, thus turning sentient beings into predetermined force sensitive users. The force discoverer beings harvested every living intelligent organisms they could find in all parts of the galaxy, from there they seeded them with specific midichlorian counts that would spread through out future generations of force sensitive species, but only a handful of them would carry the burden of the dark side and only they through birth whether natural or manipulated by the dark side of the force, can pass off the dark side to their offsprings, the dark side cannot be learnt and anyone who learned it was destined to unlock the dark force embedded in their DNA rather than "learning" it. Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Anakin Skywalker and countless Siths are the culmination of millions of years of planning to keep the power of the force in balance at all time. Sheev Palpatine is actually the manifest of an all powerful Dark Side being that once lived millions of generations ago during the age of the origin of the force, knowing that only one user could truly harness the power of the dark side as a mean to rule the galaxy with an iron fist, because it is the only way to get light side force users to do their bidding to balance the force, thus fulfilling the prophecy. When this all powerful dark being dies, it transfers its dark force power and its subconscious spirit to a user with the highest midicholrian count. This progress continues forever until the end of time. Millions of generations later to the time when Sheev Palatine came into existence, during his late childhood he had a revelation; fulfill the prophecy, balance the force. He did not know what to do until Darth Plagiues came into his life, ultimately unlocking the burden of a powerful dark side user that was embedded into Sheev's DNA. Darth Plagiues knew of the prophecy as well and so he and Sheev worked in secrecy, because only those with the DNA coding of carrying this burden, can know it, nobody else. Just as Darth Maul and Count Dooku did not know they would be disposed of and replaced by Anakin Skywalker. Maul and Dooku would have never been able to fulfill the prophecy of balancing the force, their midichlorian count was predetermined to be low. The world would never understand something incredible as this. It was in the best of the dark side users to play the role of evil, murderous tyrants rather than peaceful dark side users. They knew they had the burden of a yang, it is how nature works, days and nights, hot and cold, dark and light. Hingehead fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Dec 28, 2014 |
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Moola posted:Sith tryin to get a handsheevy 
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oohhboy posted:There are de-specialized cuts if you go look for them. They are as close to a original theatrical cuts as they come with all the original GFX flaws. Not only does Han shoots first but Greedo doesn't get a shot off before slamming head first into the table in a smoking heap. Topher Grace did a re edit of the PT that's supposed to be really good but was only shown once to a small group of people.
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Hingehead posted:Millions of generations ago in a time when the force was first discovered by a small band of force sensitive beings, knowing that the force must always hang in balance at all time, thus they needed dark side users to keep the light side in check and vice versa. These beings created the midichlorian , a microscopic DNA binding organism that can harvests the power of the force , embedding it into the DNA of a living being, thus turning sentient beings into predetermined force sensitive users. The force discoverer beings harvested every living intelligent organisms they could find in all parts of the galaxy, from there they seeded them with specific midichlorian counts that would spread through out future generations of force sensitive species, but only a handful of them would carry the burden of the dark side and only they through birth whether natural or manipulated by the dark side of the force, can pass off the dark side to their offsprings, the dark side cannot be learnt and anyone who learned it was destined to unlock the dark force embedded in their DNA rather than "learning" it. Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Anakin Skywalker and countless Siths are the culmination of millions of years of planning to keep the power of the force in balance at all time. Sheev Palpatine is actually the manifest of an all powerful Dark Side being that once lived millions of generations ago during the age of the origin of the force, knowing that only one user could truly harness the power of the dark side as a mean to rule the galaxy with an iron fist, because it is the only way to get light side force users to do their bidding to balance the force, thus fulfilling the prophecy. When this all powerful dark being dies, it transfers its dark force power and its subconscious spirit to a user with the highest midicholrian count. This progress continues forever until the end of time. Well that's dumb.
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PostNouveau posted:Well that's dumb. You know the spirit things inside the Arks in Raiders of the Lost Arks? They are the spirit of dead force users. You see, Indiana Jones was chosen to balance the force....ah gently caress it...let's talk about having sex with cats.
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Does the people in the EU ever get to Earth? How long is "a long time ago"? Tell me a Jedi built the pyramids with his force powers.
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PostNouveau posted:Does the people in the EU ever get to Earth? How long is "a long time ago"? Tell me a Jedi built the pyramids with his force powers. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_(planet) I got bored about a paragraph into reading this because I couldn't parse what the gently caress they were talking about in any given sentence.
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blowfish posted:ok let me help you out  this is even more sexualized and creepy than the other pic with the nice young woman. PostNouveau posted:Does the people in the EU ever get to Earth? How long is "a long time ago"? Tell me a Jedi built the pyramids with his force powers. Han and Chewie went to the future through a wormhole. Chewie is actually the Yeti. The EU is dumb and nothing of value was lost when it was all demoted to legends status
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yea ok Nsfw~
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Chill la Chill posted:yea ok Is this goatse? Its goatse isn't it as that could be the only appropriate response?
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Is this goatse? Its goatse isn't it as that could be the only appropriate response? It's plausibly canon if that's what you're asking
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Reading through the 'timeline' of galactic events post RotJ on wookiepedia this poo poo is dumb as poo poo
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In the Earth article:quote:This system was mentioned in the opening crawl shown during the grand opening of Star Tours: The Adventures Continue at Disney Hollywood Studios. While there is nothing in the crawl or the ride itself to suggest that this refers to the system that includes our planet Earth, Earth is pictured on Disneyland's Star Tours website.[1]. jfc
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This article is non-canon within the Star Wars Legends continuity.
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Is this goatse? Its goatse isn't it as that could be the only appropriate response? 
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