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tao of lmao

wow

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:27

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 11:28

Burt Sexual: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

its soo purple

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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:27

El Spider

been thinking of maybe getting a shiba inu when i graduate or something

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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:28

Crap

please don't spend too long editing every post to say a dog

_{^{scrub lover is good}}

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:28

eonwe

my ideal pet is a virtual one like say, a neopet or a gigapet or something

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:28

El Spider

btw thank you ralp for sending this thread my way so i can punish people who have the wrong opinions on pets

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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:30

Salmiakki

Crap posted:

please don't spend too long editing every post to say a dog

i wont since i will be goin to sleep in a moment

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:31

Dexters Secret

a feisty, loving cat, and a sweet, gentle giant of a dog.

you have to have both and they also have to be best friends

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:32

Crap

Salmiakki posted:

i wont since i will be goin to sleep in a moment

have fun sleeping

_{^{scrub lover is good}}

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:33

Brute Squad: Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

My ideal pet would be a dog. One I'm not allergic too, and big enough so their head is above my knee.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:33

tao of lmao

sal's an old woman who needs to get in bed by 10 or she gets grumpy the next day

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:34

Salmiakki

Dont bully me! posted:

sal's an old woman who needs to get in bed by 10 or she gets grumpy the next day

haha

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:35

eonwe

Eonwe posted:

my ideal pet is a virtual one like say, a neopet or a gigapet or something

with this being said, I do have a cat irl and its also my ideal pet

its sweet, independent, and wakes me up by purring and nudging me every morning so i can feed her

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:36

Captain No-mates

Los Lobos posted:

been thinking of maybe getting a shiba inu when i graduate or something

they're really cute but apparently they suck to train but same

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:37

Probably Magic: Looking cute, feeling cute.

A tabby. Tabbys are the best.

And seconding the shiba inu notion. Korean/Japanese guard dogs are cool.

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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:41

fanged wang: by Ralp

my ideal pet is my cat, who is curled up on my lap!! she is yellow and has blue eyes and has a very sweet temperament due to never knowing hardship or fear. she follows some basic cat commands like come here and sit. she has never pissed or shat outside of hr box. i like my cat and im not ashamed to admit it.

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# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:49

ArfJason

hey spider now that this thread is here you have clearance to probate gunky junket and dexters secret forever. Go get em!

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:54

ArfJason

Los Lobos posted:

btw thank you ralp for sending this thread my way so i can punish people who have the wrong opinions on pets

oh hey didnt truly realize the implications

start with the guy who is louisgod's alt

# ? Dec 29, 2014 20:54

bwatts

helo thread! :D

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:00

HiipFire: JENNY DEATH LIVES

oh hey I haven't posted in here in a while,

HEY BYOB

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:26

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

test

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:30

Matoi Ryuko

Spanish Manlove posted:

test

The ol' posting to get my "?" button...

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:31

the unabonger

HiipFire posted:

oh hey I haven't posted in here in a while,

HEY BYOB

hey dude

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:31

Spanish Manlove: HAILGAYSATAN

Matoi Ryuko posted:

The ol' posting to get my "?" button...

hey, you're pretty good!

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:40

Sagabal

Ralp.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:44

bwatts

he's come home, to byob.

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:44

demonR6: There are too many stupid people in the world. I'm not saying we should kill them all or anything. Just take the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself.

Spanish Manlove posted:

test

I'm so sorry Franco.

bwatts posted:

he's come home, to byob.

Wait a minute, you are that friendly potato person but this is a different name, what kind of fuckery is this!?

# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:45

GenderSelectScreen: I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME

Dexters Secret posted:

why are you so obsessed with this

Your name and my name are so close, I just want us to be posting pals.

My ideal pet is a fluffy cat. Which is funny since I have two fancy rats right now. And a neighbor's cat that lives on my porch.

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# ? Dec 29, 2014 21:53

HiipFire: JENNY DEATH LIVES

The Fresh Prince posted:

hey dude

whats up?

what happened while I was gone

# ? Dec 29, 2014 22:08

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

a very sweet affectionate cat who gives me space sometimes but also really loves cuddling and being held.

luckily, I have three cats with all of these features between them, so I feel like I hit the jackpot

# ? Dec 29, 2014 23:47

dogcrash truther

bwatts posted:

he's come home, to byob.

woah ! hiow'd you become bwatts again?

# ? Dec 30, 2014 00:27

dogcrash truther

Los Lobos posted:

i forwarded you the pm since the gif is nsfw

that's ok now that we're here in byob, so please post it

# ? Dec 30, 2014 00:28

dogcrash truther

HiipFire posted:

oh hey I haven't posted in here in a while,

HEY BYOB

what's up? hope all is good with you

# ? Dec 30, 2014 00:29

jalopybrown

dogcrash truther posted:

that's ok now that we're here in byob, so please post it

It was this

because for some reason Gunky forwarded me the PM

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# ? Dec 30, 2014 00:39

El Spider

quote:

Gunky Junket wrote on Dec 29, 2014 8:05 AM:
Heya! You do realise that I'm not asking for any kind of free avatar change, right? I have paid for it, but I'm unable to put in the pic from my phone - there's nowhere to put in the URL.

BOZO!! Stop crying and listen me for a minute! It's okay, you'll not be giving me any type of freebie by placing my avatar for me.. honestly! Dry your loving eyes already, it's okay!

Xylo's vaginal toes ban on me took away my avatar and title. I bought account and plat back, then next day Ralp banned me for owning Franco's lies with actual facts. That was a total bullshit ban, I was done, like hell I was buying back in.

Next day, out of habit, I grabbed phone and clicked a SA bookmark.. and found my account up and running. Schweeeet! I then went about sorting my crap.

Here's my title/av change purchase document...

&&&&&&&&&&

Thanks for buying stuff from the Something Awful Forums Store! �Please keep this message as a receipt of your transaction. If you require assistance, please reply to this message and include all of the information below.

Order Number: 813e854788cf
Order Date: 12/16/2014 11:15 pm CST
Items Purchased: 1
Order Total: $5.00
��paid by certificate: $0.00
��paid by credit card: $5.00

Below are specific messages corresponding to the items you purchased:

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Username: Gunky Junket
Your title change has been processed and applied to the user account. �It should
show up on the forums within a few minutes.

&&&&&&&&&&

I filled in my title text�and�waited�for�somebody�to�come along�who�could�help�me with the av part. For around two weeks now I've been patiently waiting for someone, for a moment such as this - something so retarded and stupid, which I'd tolerate quietly, in return for my (paid for in full) avatar getting placed (centered) for me.

Leeloo Avatar URL PIC...

http://i.imgur.com/yq9KywV.gif

Again, please don't think that I'm asking for anything for free; I've paid! I just need SA to place my avatar on my profile for me, thereby honouring the transaction. Please put my avatar up for me!

No need for you to be sad Los Lobozo; I am not trying to take advantage of you in any way, this is a legit purchase I made, and you'll always be my favourite clown. Cheer up, my friend!