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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

TheBigAristotle posted:

In other words, not Wii[U]





Well, it's not on iOS, Android, PS Vita or NGAGE either, I guess.

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spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

(and can't post for 5 years!)

Cialis Railman posted:

So how fat are you

Did the bad people hurt your feelings by showing up in January?

You're the real gym-man. Make that everything you are.

"I was here before :( Why are other humans in the place that i go to to feel special?"

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Calm down, man. It's basically the same thing as complaining about more cars being around during rush hour.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

friend, I will help: people who flood the gym seasonally typically do not know what they are doing, and do it loudly and in other people's way. so now you're waiting to get at the stuff you want to use and also someone is screaming on the floor. this is a disagreeable situation to be in.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

Professor Wayne posted:

Calm down, man. It's basically the same thing as complaining about more cars being around during rush hour.

You haven't met the economic modelling sales pitch of "infrastructure" before I take it?

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

spudsbuckley posted:

Did the bad people hurt your feelings by showing up in January?

You're the real gym-man. Make that everything you are.

"I was here before :( Why are other humans in the place that i go to to feel special?"

so how fat are you?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

spudsbuckley posted:

Did the bad people hurt your feelings by showing up in January?

You're the real gym-man. Make that everything you are.

"I was here before :( Why are other humans in the place that i go to to feel special?"

If you went to the store to buy some XXXL husky pants and the store was jammed wall-to-wall with people who couldn't figure out why the pants did not fit their upper torso properly and were trying to pay by swiping their credit cards through the male cashier's generous cleave, you would probably be upset at having all of these people keeping you from getting your pants. I can't believe this needs to be explained to you.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

titties posted:

If you went to the store to buy some XXXL husky pants and the store was jammed wall-to-wall with people who couldn't figure out why the pants did not fit their upper torso properly and were trying to pay by swiping their credit cards through the male cashier's generous cleave, you would probably be upset at having all of these people keeping you from getting your pants. I can't believe this needs to be explained to you.

Would you feel better if they did know how to wear the pants, or are you really just mad that there are a lot of people doing what you want to do?

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

titties posted:

If you went to the store to buy some XXXL husky pants and the store was jammed wall-to-wall with people who couldn't figure out why the pants did not fit their upper torso properly and were trying to pay by swiping their credit cards through the male cashier's generous cleave, you would probably be upset at having all of these people keeping you from getting your pants. I can't believe this needs to be explained to you.

It's ok, fat people don't have the same brain capacity as normal people.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
"Fat people are dumb, they should just stay out of the gym if they don't know what they're doing."

"You're a fat person, aren't you? Why don't you just go to the gym?"

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

Practical Demon posted:

"Fat people are dumb, they should just stay out of the gym if they don't know what they're doing."

"You're a fat person, aren't you? Why don't you just go to the gym?"


I'm surprised he was able to take that picture without the cat attacking his foot.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Would you feel better if they did know how to wear the pants, or are you really just mad that there are a lot of people doing what you want to do?

I would feel better if they did not hog all the pants.

E: get it, hog

E2: also, clearly illustrated instructions for using and purchasing the pants are all over the pants and the walls

titties has a new favorite as of 01:45 on Dec 30, 2014

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lot of fat people projecting in here

i saw a dude doing pushups with the dip/chinup assist thing today. thats dumb, get off the machine i want to use it for what its intended for.

poo poo like that happens except worser. come to the gym, do good, just dont risk hurting yourself or cluttering stuff that you dont know how to use yet (read up on poo poo before you come)


Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Practical Demon posted:

"Fat people are dumb, they should just stay out of the gym if they don't know what they're doing."

Correct.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!
I just find it funny that the people who get real defensive about gyms are also the ones who get hung up and insulting about the fact that fat people exist at all.

mrEkli
Feb 9, 2004
I was there.

Practical Demon posted:

I just find it funny that the people who get real defensive about gyms are also the ones who get hung up and insulting about the fact that fat people exist at all.

I'm a big guy just trying to go to the gym to get more fit but... these people flat out using equipment wrong irks me. Majorly because it's reckless, dangerous and probably not giving the results you're looking for. Because I'm big, I'm lumped in by fit people into the same category as these people that are hurting themselves. I'm still learning a lot of how to work out and what to do but... there's procedures and "right ways" to do things. *shrugs*

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
Early happy New Years, picture thread.






theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Practical Demon posted:

I just find it funny that the people who get real defensive about gyms are also the ones who get hung up and insulting about the fact that fat people exist at all.

They should do ten minutes of research. They aren't wasting time because they are fat, they are wasting time because they're going to injure themselves and they also don't have a purpose to their workout so they tend to lag on the machines and stand in the middle of the room with a blank look on their face.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

theflyingorc posted:

They should do ten minutes of research. They aren't wasting time because they are fat, they are wasting time because they're going to injure themselves and they also don't have a purpose to their workout so they tend to lag on the machines and stand in the middle of the room with a blank look on their face.

Which explains why gym people were asking everyone who didn't agree how fat they were? I get being annoyed at things like the people in those pictures. I just like the irony of the gym folk insulting them for being fat right after saying they should stay out of the gym.

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
Honestly I haven't seen that many fatty fat fats at the gym doing stupid things. It's always just your garden variety doofuses who read some one weird trick and people hogging the bench while texting.
Mostly no one at the gym cares if you're fat. At least you're there trying to accomplish something. It's the sudden wave of competing with weirdos for the equipment who are using it in a variety of creative ways and it's annoying.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Practical Demon posted:

Which explains why gym people were asking everyone who didn't agree how fat they were? I get being annoyed at things like the people in those pictures. I just like the irony of the gym folk insulting them for being fat right after saying they should stay out of the gym.



Pretty sure it's not a blank "get out, fatty", but "if you're going to act like a dangerous idiot, go do it somewhere else".

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Replace "gym" with "video games" and "new years resolutioners" with "casuals" and we could be on the Blizzard forums.

Edit for content:

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

TheBigAristotle posted:

In other words, not Wii[U]



I feel kind of bad for That's The Joke but the image cuts out the bottom half where the "exclusively for PS3/360" is Assassin's Creed Rogue.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Practical Demon posted:

"Fat people are dumb, they should just stay out of the gym if they don't know what they're doing."

"You're a fat person, aren't you? Why don't you just go to the gym?"



Actually this was part of the reason I really liked the first comic (where the /fit/ guy doesn't talk to anyone) as opposed to the second and third ones (where stdh.txt happens between him and some fat person). The first one encapsulates the pure horror of seeing people dangerously and idiotically misusing the equipment. Especially the Smith rack. First-timers loving LOVE the Smith rack. The second and third ones are a little too triumpant.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Practical Demon posted:

Which explains why gym people were asking everyone who didn't agree how fat they were? I get being annoyed at things like the people in those pictures. I just like the irony of the gym folk insulting them for being fat right after saying they should stay out of the gym.

"How fat are you" = "you are trying to ridicule us for being mad about crowds of idiots descending on the gym; I posit that you are not someone who has ever been to a gym"

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant

Skeesix posted:

Actually this was part of the reason I really liked the first comic (where the /fit/ guy doesn't talk to anyone) as opposed to the second and third ones (where stdh.txt happens between him and some fat person). The first one encapsulates the pure horror of seeing people dangerously and idiotically misusing the equipment. Especially the Smith rack. First-timers loving LOVE the Smith rack. The second and third ones are a little too triumpant.

I loved the smith rack because i lack any and all arm strength to do a proper loving press. Then I realized it was for squats and squats without spotters, which happens to me often. I'm more comfortable with machines like such ever since i almost strangled myself with a bar/free weights in High School after my spotter went off to the other side of the weight room without my knowledge while I was doing inclined bench.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Practical Demon posted:

Which explains why gym people were asking everyone who didn't agree how fat they were? I get being annoyed at things like the people in those pictures. I just like the irony of the gym folk insulting them for being fat right after saying they should stay out of the gym.
OK Alanis, it's ironic

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Take this lovely argument to hellthread where it belongs.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Welcome to New Zealand.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Hi fitchat, I'm going to wait until you go into the shower and then make conversation for way too long!







:nws:for coward babies http://i.imgur.com/kfIBl.jpg

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

^ Do those people ever flex the wrong way and just... burst? Blood any synthol going everywhere?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The Lone Badger posted:

^ Do those people ever flex the wrong way and just... burst? Blood any synthol going everywhere?

Yeah they pop and leak white synthol fluid occasionally. There's at least one video of it happening at a bodybuilders contest.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Chard posted:

Hi fitchat, I'm going to wait until you go into the shower and then make conversation for way too long!



I know this is going to lead to a series of "Goons can't recognize people" posts, but I swear at first glance I thought someone had photoshopped Putin's head onto that body (I think it's the expression that did it).

Of course, now I recognize that it's clearly David Mitchell.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008

This thread is funnier than it's been in a while, but not because of the pictures.

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Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

This is the hardest balloon animal for a party clown to make.

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