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Thirteenth Step: Mar 3, 2004

TheBigAristotle posted:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/2qal94/a_united_christmas/

I wasn't going to read it anyway but I read "the ghost of sir matt" and decided that i definitely wasn't going to read it.

# ? Dec 27, 2014 13:39

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# ? May 16, 2024 01:51

TelekineticBear!: Feb 19, 2009

TheBigAristotle posted:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/2qal94/a_united_christmas/

I want to slap everyone in there

# ? Dec 27, 2014 13:52

WastedJoker: Oct 29, 2011; Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.

Colin Wanker sacked.

Is there any other job where repeated failure is rewarded with a new job in 6 months?

Apart from internet forum moderation, of course.

# ? Dec 27, 2014 14:42

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

WastedJoker posted:

Colin Wanker sacked.

Is there any other job where repeated failure is rewarded with a new job in 6 months?

Apart from internet forum moderation, of course.

CEO

E: wait what thread are we in?

# ? Dec 27, 2014 15:34

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

# ? Dec 30, 2014 20:02

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Statistics

# ? Dec 30, 2014 21:28

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

TheBigAristotle posted:

Statistics

Is that who scored's stats?

# ? Dec 30, 2014 21:46

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

quote:

I am a fan of this club but I have one issue that I would like to raise. (self.LiverpoolFC)
submitted 16 minutes ago by --------------

What's with "cocks out lads"? There are ladies on this sub as well who are fans too.

Do we not have it within us to be respectful of the other gender?

# ? Dec 31, 2014 01:18

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

TheBigAristotle posted:

Statistics

Lmao victor moses

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:06

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ephex posted:

Most of those arent words!!M!

# ? Dec 31, 2014 02:10

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

Is that who scored's stats?

I believe so

# ? Dec 31, 2014 03:59

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

quote:

I think people are way too harsh on him. I agree his form has been bad, but terrible? No not at all. Sure he could have done better, and i think everybody agrees on that, but whenever i read or hear something about Mignolet its about how uncomfortable he is looking on the ball, and how bad he is in the box.
Truth be told, i think people overexaggerate, and i think its very rude of our own fans to be that way. After all its "You'll Never Walk Alone" Not "You'll Never Walk Alone until you play bad". I have seen the way people speak about Mignolet about people like Konchesky, and El-Hadji Diouf and people like them, but come on.

And yes i know. He played terrible today with his feet, made alot of bad passes, but it is obvious that he is playing without confidence. How would you feel if even your own fans wasn't behind you? He was a great shotstopper last season, and is not as many think a bad goalkeeper at all. He is quick on his feet, has great positioning, and has very good reflexes.
That being said, i don't say we cannot upgrade on the position, but at least don't treat our own players like poo poo. Let the oppositions fans do that, and let us get behind the ones that are playing.

# ? Jan 1, 2015 16:50

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

# ? Jan 1, 2015 16:58

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

194lbs? Yeah right

# ? Jan 1, 2015 17:03

paddyboat: Feb 20, 2013; Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

"stocky"

# ? Jan 1, 2015 17:11

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

Paddyb posted:

"stocky"

# ? Jan 2, 2015 03:46

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

What is Frimpong up to these days?

# ? Jan 2, 2015 19:58

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

TheBigAristotle posted:

What is Frimpong up to these days?

I don't understand this instagram but he's playing for a relegation fodder team in the Russian league

# ? Jan 2, 2015 20:46

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

I hope he had his Christmas lights up this year

# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:00

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Holy poo poo please tell me that's real and his house

# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:33

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Mickolution posted:

I hope he had his Christmas lights up this year

# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:38

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

TheBigAristotle posted:

Holy poo poo please tell me that's real and his house

There was a story last Christmas that it was, anyway.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/20/arsenal-ace-emmanuel-frimpong-shows-off-tacky-christmas-lights-4238397/

Would this man lie to you?

I don't think so...

# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:49

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

God I love when that guy shows up. It's almost every single bullshit piece.

I wonder if a sailor's cap would fit perfectly over his hair

# ? Jan 2, 2015 22:12

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

TheBigAristotle posted:

God I love when that guy shows up. It's almost every single bullshit piece.

I wonder if a sailor's cap would fit perfectly over his hair

Well it is The Metro.

# ? Jan 2, 2015 22:14

PirateBob: Jun 14, 2003

(Gerrard)

quote:

I find it hard to express how Im feeling. Even though Im much older than him, I wish he was my dad

# ? Jan 3, 2015 00:37

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

# ? Jan 5, 2015 15:47

HJB: Feb 16, 2011; I can't get enough of are Dan

Apologies in advance.

(probably not for this thread nor something you want to touch but if you feel like popping down a Ched Evans rabbit hole #LetChedPlay is as good a place as any)

# ? Jan 6, 2015 12:59

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Best goal celebration ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRUI6V5AyaQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=242

# ? Jan 6, 2015 13:14

Lord of Garbagemen: Jan 28, 2014; Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Pirlo, eh? Seems Legit.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 00:11

ronniegardocki: Apr 14, 2012; by Lowtax

# ? Jan 10, 2015 07:38

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

ronniegardocki posted:

Lmao, why do people think this is an interpretable and useful loving graph

# ? Jan 10, 2015 11:41

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Bogan Krkic posted:

Lmao, why do people think this is an interpretable and useful loving graph

it remotely looks like those advanced stats from pro evolution soccer or football manager but at the same time its completely useless and rubbish

# ? Jan 10, 2015 12:54

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

ronniegardocki posted:

A GCon of 10? PHWOAR

# ? Jan 10, 2015 13:08

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Bogan Krkic posted:

Lmao, why do people think this is an interpretable and useful loving graph

It looks like the difficulty radar from those autismal as gently caress rythm arcade games so autismal as gently caress advanced stats gurus love them

# ? Jan 10, 2015 14:05

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

# ? Jan 10, 2015 14:26

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

ronniegardocki posted:

# ? Jan 10, 2015 15:05

Insanely Sikh: Aug 26, 2009; Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Strawman posted:

Best goal celebration ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRUI6V5AyaQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=242

Lmao

# ? Jan 10, 2015 15:40

Maradonna Summer: Oct 22, 2005; Our love will last forever

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Insanely Sikh posted:

Lmao

the raightning high five

# ? Jan 10, 2015 15:48

Redundant: Sep 24, 2011; Even robots have feelings!

I love how arbitrary those Opta stat shapes are. The scales seem to be picked at random so depending on how the creator is feeling they could make any shape they want to. Maybe I should send scouts my perfect circle record.

# ? Jan 10, 2015 16:51

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# ? May 16, 2024 01:51

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Redundant posted:

I love how arbitrary those Opta stat shapes are. The scales seem to be picked at random so depending on how the creator is feeling they could make any shape they want to. Maybe I should send scouts my perfect circle record.

send them Lateralus instead

# ? Jan 10, 2015 17:05

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