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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

SomeJazzyRat posted:

There's only two.

It's called the 19th hole because the chicks there let you play the 20th

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Soulex posted:

It's called the 19th hole because the chicks there let you play the 20th

Is that the butt?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Stultus Maximus posted:

Is that the butt?

Yes.
I also enjoy tennis.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jadeddrifter
Feb 18, 2014


wow those are great

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

"Nobody kills anyone in my store except me and Snuggles."
*ice cream truck jingle*
"That's Snuggles."

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

They're taking this Frozen fad a little too far now.

jadeddrifter
Feb 18, 2014

a kitten posted:

They're taking this Frozen fad a little too far now.



what is this?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

a kitten posted:

They're taking this Frozen fad a little too far now.




This is no place to post your mother's speed dating evening.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

jadeddrifter posted:

what is this?

Entrance to the bouncy house at The Queen Mary's CHILL event
http://www.queenmary.com/events/chill/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRr7HKBhFtg

jadeddrifter
Feb 18, 2014

you think someone would have said something when they were making it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Click for life-size!

"My grandma proudly presented her christmas cookies that look like a candle"

jadeddrifter
Feb 18, 2014

Stoatbringer posted:

Click for life-size!

"My grandma proudly presented her christmas cookies that look like a candle"

and how many did you eat

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Stoatbringer posted:

Click for life-size!

"My grandma proudly presented her christmas cookies that look like a candle"

Oh please, grandma knows exactly what she's doing.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

stubblyhead posted:

Oh please, grandma knows exactly what she's doing.

If the old bitch knew what she was doing she'd have found some way to include balls.

RaspberrySea
Nov 29, 2004

Slime posted:

If the old bitch knew what she was doing she'd have found some way to include balls.

There's a few dozen down there at the base! Anyhow, she's gotta maintain some plausible deniability.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MorgaineDax posted:

There's a few dozen down there at the base! Anyhow, she's gotta maintain some plausible deniability.

More important that how many that were eaten is how many were eaten in one bite hands-free...

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Ok I'm not sure who this person is but Facebook suggests them as a friend because of my hometown ????

Anyway their wedding photographer obviously did not know how to avoid goatse reminders

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154796075285094&set=a.10150283684080094.517710.684420093&type=1&theater

Also from the same photo series, just gonna leave this here too:

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10154796074325094&set=a.10152559946715094.950068.684420093&type=1&theater

Happy Thread has a new favorite as of 05:36 on Dec 29, 2014

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy



You're a bad person

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Fantastic

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Not sure if I'm allowed to posts gifs here, so have a link:

http://i.imgur.com/H0kXrOB.gif

"Human vocal folds (vocal cords) making a continuous, high-pitched note."

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Istari posted:

Not sure if I'm allowed to posts gifs here,

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Veinless
Sep 11, 2008

Smells like motivation
Wood.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

jadeddrifter
Feb 18, 2014


Ok what is this used for?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Holy hell I can't think of a person so shut-in that they would not consider that a dildo.

E: The least sexual thing I can imagine is some kind of porcie insemination that takes into account their corkscrew dicks.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

I had to look this up and it get's better, it's called the Extruder and it's a play-doh toy and you push play-doh through the tip.

jadeddrifter
Feb 18, 2014

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Holy hell I can't think of a person so shut-in that they would not consider that a dildo.

E: The least sexual thing I can imagine is some kind of porcie insemination that takes into account their corkscrew dicks.

I was thinking it was some sort of cake decorating tool, for frosting or something. Play-doh makes scene too.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

jadeddrifter posted:

I was thinking it was some sort of cake decorating tool, for frosting or something. Play-doh makes scene too.

It indeed does make a scene when your kid's friend's parents see their kid playing with a dildoan Extruder.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Honey, put that away or your playdoh will get hard.

CrowsNestMutineer
Mar 9, 2009

* Juciano makes the best damned Caesar dressing I've ever tasted in my life.

Yeah, I was going to post about that Play-Doh toy if nobody else had. I saw the headlines saying that a Play-Doh accessory was being withdrawn after complaints about its shape, and as I clicked through I said to myself, "Oh, come on, it can't be that ba... oh."

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

pik_d posted:

I had to look this up and it get's better, it's called the Extruder and it's a play-doh toy and you push play-doh through the tip.



A lot of parents are freaking out on twitter over this. It's hilarious.


People are calling it the dil-doh.

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ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


It's even ribbed, for her pleasure.

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