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i was at a 7-11 last month and some huge fat woman just openly pissed in the parking lot
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I watched Vulgaria last night and it was a lot of fun, thanks, whoever recommended it in this thread.
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Fandyien posted:i was at a 7-11 last month and some huge fat woman just openly pissed in the parking lot To be fair, my friend who smoked a lot of crack back in the day and has two heart attacks under his belt tells me that by the second one he already knew to step outside and pull his dick out because either way, living or dead, he was gonna piss himself. Maybe she was arresting then so its not like cops could roll up and throw her in the squad for indecent exposure.
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Dec 30, 2014 23:03
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she was pretty obviously just drunk with all her equally drunk, crass friends
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amityville anus posted:To be fair, my friend who smoked a lot of crack back in the day and has two heart attacks under his belt a heart attack under your belt is actually called an orgasm hth
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Dec 30, 2014 23:06
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I said that as more of s figure of speech because that guy is cannonball shaped and looks like he's one crack rock away from a triple bypass.
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Dec 30, 2014 23:18
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Fartmaster posted:
Yes. It's actually from China. A country on this Earth that me and my eyes have lived in. Groovelord Neato posted:hahaha are the Chinese Jewish now. A king of Thailand once wrote a book entitled "The Jews of the East." This was before WW2 when a lot more people just flat out despised Jewish people. That book was about the Chinese who were originally imported to Thailand as coolie labor but through maintaining ties to markets back home and having access to plentiful, cheap, ridiculously high quality Thai rice and having the capacity to be able to save and invest money in something other than a pyramid scheme (which is generally lacking in Southeast Asia) had become rich business oligarchs over a few generations and therefore wielded influence vastly out of proportion to their minority population status, while maintaining cultural and religious habits that kept them visibly separate and apparently adverse to integration. Plus the abrasive shouty bargaining. P-Mack posted:My understanding is that it is BYOTP. Sometimes you can buy TP from a little machine or an attendant but it's usually BYO. This doesn't help the guy you were responding to however as street shitters usually pull out a tissue and wipe their filthy hole when they're done and then just drop the tissue wherever and leave. raton fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Dec 30, 2014 |
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WOLF HONGO posted:ssome of my favorite china facts: that last one miiiigghht be true
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Trig Discipline posted:a heart attack under your belt is actually called an orgasm hth
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FrankeeFrankFrank posted:I still haven't heard an acceptable answer for this. From what I heard in another China thread the people who poo poo on the streets are the hillbilly bumpkins of China and everyone hates them
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Naxuz posted:I watched Vulgaria last night and it was a lot of fun, thanks, whoever recommended it in this thread. you're welcome, I am smart
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Robo Reagan posted:From what I heard in another China thread the people who poo poo on the streets are the hillbilly bumpkins of China and everyone hates them there are literally hundreds of millions of hillbilly bumpkins in china
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Dec 31, 2014 02:23
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a traditional offering for chairman mao's 121st birthday
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Mustang posted:there are literally hundreds of millions of hillbilly bumpkins in china The vast majority of China is still the lower class most of them are essentially no different from bumpkins. They basically don't give a gently caress.
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Bloodnose posted:you're welcome, I am smart Seconding Naxuz on this. you should recommend some more movies, oh wise one.
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i love to poo poo in the serenity and calmness of nature, so I can understand why the china man prefers to poo poo outside; albeit in a vast urban hellscape. tranquil wilderness and isolation being more of a western paradigm...
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i've been meaning to watch some of those ridiculous movies/series the chinese are constantly making about the struggle against the japanese devils. i heard the PLA provides extras for them (and for a couple of the big name medieval epics i can't remember right now but my brother brought back on dvd from dalian) which must be pretty rad can any china goons remember the names of the major ones
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PBRstreetgang posted:i love to poo poo in the serenity and calmness of nature, so I can understand why the china man prefers to poo poo outside; albeit in a vast urban hellscape. tranquil wilderness and isolation being more of a western paradigm... lol 
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india still the shittiest place on earth
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 Do the dishes contain the ground up remains of children who starved during the cultural revolution and/or unwanted girl children? IPCRESS fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Dec 31, 2014 |
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Dec 31, 2014 03:36
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IPCRESS posted:
It's clearly bloody street poop.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Yes. It's actually from China. A country on this Earth that me and my eyes have lived in. southern chinese are basically the jews of southeast asia, up to and including being subjected to pogroms
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Dec 31, 2014 07:58
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Robo Reagan posted:From what I heard in another China thread the people who poo poo on the streets are the hillbilly bumpkins of China and everyone hates them Yeah, Chinese people are the hillbilly bumpkins that poo poo in the street and they all hate each other.
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etalian posted:lol 
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You can add a nice dot over SF too thanks
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The North Tower posted:It's clearly bloody street poop. wrong. the chairman only hungers for fresh blood 
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Groovelord Neato posted:hahaha are the Chinese Jewish now. There is some overlap https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaifeng_Jews
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Bro Dad posted:wrong. the chairman only hungers for fresh blood Blood for the blood god and all that
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Laughed hard, thanks. Edit- on second thought, this guys making GBS threads out of sight in the bushes and that's not really the Chinese way then is it 
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Florida looks worse than India, no?
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slomomofo posted:Seconding Naxuz on this. you should recommend some more movies, oh wise one. Vulgaria is by Pang Ho-Cheung and anything he does is gonna be good. Dream Home is my favorite after Vulgaria. It's an insanely gory slasher film that explores the ridiculousness of Hong Kong's retail property market. It's poignant and insightful, and also features some really creative murders. For a comedy more along the lines of Vulgaria, he did Men Suddenly in Black as one of his earlier works. It's done in the style of an Infernal Affairs-style triad/cop movie, but is about a bunch of dudes trying to go whoring without getting caught by their wives. For something more serious, he has a cop movie called Exodus.
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spud posted:Florida looks worse than India, no? "..."
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cheers, thanks Bloodnose!
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I lived in Guangdong from 2007-2009 and anhui for almost a year after that. Thread is making me sort of miss China kind of. Guangdong at least. I will find some pics to post. In the mean time my avatar is from a propaganda mural in an alley I took a picture of. Don't cut loving wires. hakimashou fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Dec 31, 2014 |
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hakimashou posted:I lived in Guangdong from 2007-2009 and anhui for almost a year after that. Thread is making me sort of miss China kind of. Ever been to Humen Taiping? Where some opium got thrown into the pearl delta apparently. Humen Square has the massive sculpture of an opium pipe being broken in half and the place pretty much sells computer games, computer parts and other electronics. The canals around there are some of the filthiest bodies of water i have ever seen, its literally black riddled with garbage and the smell i can still remember it fondly. Yumcha there is so good though. EDIT: We also got our water from a freakin well lol
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Yumcha hou mei Wei aaaaaaaaaah
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Chinese made products sure are flimsy
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etalian posted:lol Also, where's the graphic detail??
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DeepQantas posted:
What, do you mean that cute wee emoji poop?
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