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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Darchangel posted:

Jesus, what a little homicidal dick.

Fast forward ten years and he'll have a brotruck.

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Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

tuna posted:

I just learned that there are absolutely no rollover standards on modern cars. RIP anyone in a convertible during a rollover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lE88-6TmEA

Although I guess if there were actual rollover standards there would be no more convertibles.

Best part was watching the Peugeot's hubcap skip along the ground just barely avoiding getting smashed. :v:

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta
The Miata rollover test videos are horrifying.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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revmoo posted:

The Miata rollover test videos are horrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWjXzvVoL0

:stare:

i'm pretty sure i don't want to drive a convertible anymore

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Wrecking at high speed is generally a bad thing regardless of the vehicle in use.

Only difference between a hardtop and a convertible is that your arms don't get crushed by the car as it flips around and your face doesn't get the belt sander effect as it grinds into the asphalt.

But you're still probably hosed. :v:

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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xzzy posted:

Wrecking at high speed is generally a bad thing regardless of the vehicle in use.

Only difference between a hardtop and a convertible is that your arms don't get crushed by the car as it flips around and your face doesn't get the belt sander effect as it grinds into the asphalt.

But you're still probably hosed. :v:

I'm 6'5'' so if i roll over the slightest compression of the roof will probably deal me some cranial/neck trauma, so the convertible will only kill me somewhat faster. Like you said the limbs flailing out is what scares the poo poo out of me.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Good thing is, when you're spinning that fast that suddenly, you're likely unconscious pretty fast.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Wasabi the J posted:

Good thing is, when you're spinning that fast that suddenly, you're likely unconscious pretty fast.

HE was surely out pretty quick, he was limp when it rolled onto his arm/hand.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

surebet posted:

I'm 6'5'' so if i roll over the slightest compression of the roof will probably deal me some cranial/neck trauma, so the convertible will only kill me somewhat faster. Like you said the limbs flailing out is what scares the poo poo out of me.

Limbs flailing out is going to happen too on a tin top if you have your window open, the glass breaks, the door breaks and flies off, and you come loose in your belt.
That MX5 roll cage held up well, better than most tin tops, and if you don't have window netting and doors welded like a nascar, nothing is going to help or change the risk anyway except never exceeding 20mph.

CommieGIR posted:

HE was surely out pretty quick, he was limp when it rolled onto his arm/hand.

I thought the same, but on the second replay it looked to me that his arm/hand was visible inside the cage and not being rolled on, could be wrong though.
VV
E: on the last roll his hand definitely inside you can see the black tubing over it, but the last rock and settle it does look under.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jan 2, 2015

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Fo3 posted:

I though the same, but on the second replay it looked to me that his arm/hand was visible inside the cage and not being rolled on, could be wrong though.

His arm is sticking out over the right hand side of the top of the cage, and it rolls onto his wrist.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWjXzvVoL0#t=14

However, it looks like it was his own fault, he tried to pass on the inside of the turn, big no no.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jan 2, 2015

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
I knew a guy several years ago that was driving his sandrail on a public road, he got a little too careless with the throttle and flipped it.

His arm ended up between the cage and road.

he didn't lose his arm, but man the scar was god drat ugly as gently caress.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
don't drift the corner when you don't need too,
the other guys are carrying their speed thru the turn
handling the APEX, that guy was stupid it forced the blue car to
go to the inside he still would have possibly hit the red car going on the outside cuz of his speed since he was drifting the corner. Playboy Dummy.....red car slowing down progress don't drift the corner unless the ppl behind you are not going to apex that corner Very very selfish on the part of the red car in my opinion.....

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

BlackMK4 posted:

don't drift the corner when you don't need too,
the other guys are carrying their speed thru the turn
handling the APEX, that guy was stupid it forced the blue car to
go to the inside he still would have possibly hit the red car going on the outside cuz of his speed since he was drifting the corner. Playboy Dummy.....red car slowing down progress don't drift the corner unless the ppl behind you are not going to apex that corner Very very selfish on the part of the red car in my opinion.....

At least reformat if you're going to copy/paste poorly written youtube comments.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

CommieGIR posted:

However, it looks like it was his own fault, he tried to pass on the inside of the turn, big no no.
It looked to me more like he was just trying to get by #108 (who'd just completed a pass on him coming into the turn) when they lose the back end in front of him. He doesn't appear to be on line to come up the inside of them when you see them approaching the turn, so it seems possible that when he sees the other car start to slide toward the outside, he tightens his line a little to avoid him, only to have #108 come back onto the line as he corrects.

It was (very evidently) a bad call, but I can see why he'd do it.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
It's very easy to arm chair QB when you're not in the car where the incident happens in a split second and you've never been in an actual wheel to wheel race.

Racing incident. The thing to take away from that video is ARM RESTRAINTS.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

BlackMK4 posted:

It's very easy to arm chair QB when you're not in the car and it happens in a split second and you're in the mindstate of someone that is actually racing.

Nope I'm a bonafide expert, Zanardi never should have made that pass and should have been penalized because,

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

BlackMK4 posted:

It's very easy to arm chair QB when you're not in the car where the incident happens in a split second and you've never been in an actual wheel to wheel race.

Racing incident. The thing to take away from that video is ARM RESTRAINTS.

I don't understand because any open top series usually requires them in NA. Spec miata here runs hardtops with nets.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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Somewhat unsure if this is correct content for this thread, let me know if you're ok with less "here's a thing that's terrible because (technical reason)" and more "this is funny and it has cars in it" stuff.






Bonus not-a-car-but-still-has-wheels

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I wonder what that silver car is, looks neat.

QuiteEasilyDone
Jul 2, 2010

Won't you play with me?
Funny thing is, that rider probably would have been fine doing literally any other thing than standing on the brakes when that front wheel hit that cone

FuzzKill
Apr 1, 2005

Snuff the punk.

How does a cone do that?! It looks like someone is dragging it by a string. Maybe it's just the timing of the GIF but it looks like a magic cone.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

FuzzKill posted:

How does a cone do that?! It looks like someone is dragging it by a string. Maybe it's just the timing of the GIF but it looks like a magic cone.

High wind out of the left. You can see a banner blowing.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
That wind probably had a bit of help making the rider fall over.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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No one chucked bricks at me, so have some more, courtesy of the OSHA thread:




If this is on a closed track, wrong thread, if not, :stare:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I wonder what that silver car is, looks neat.
The car in front of the dashcam? I thought it was white, but either way, it looks like a Lada Samara to me.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Seat Safety Switch posted:

I wonder what that silver car is, looks neat.

It's a lada 112. I got into a lada taxi once, and the rear door didn't open more than about 30 degrees, you had to squeeze in and out with the metal creaking like you were squishing a pop can.


surebet posted:

No one chucked bricks at me, so have some more, courtesy of the OSHA thread:



If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


I'll bet this is down to some autist autocrosser lightening his wheel hubs or using spacers or some poo poo.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Slavvy posted:

I'll bet this is down to some autist autocrosser lightening his wheel hubs or using spacers or some poo poo.
I think he used imperial-threaded hardware on his lugs by mistake.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Slavvy posted:

I'll bet this is down to some autist autocrosser lightening his wheel hubs or using spacers or some poo poo.

Or he just forgot to torque his wheels.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

InitialDave posted:

I think he used imperial-threaded hardware on his lugs by mistake.

Yeah wrong size lug nuts is what I heard too.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I'm familiar with the Samara from this Cold War Motors video, but the 112 is new to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il1IHduNBlw

Headlight wipers, motherfucker!

Powershift posted:

It's a lada 112. I got into a lada taxi once, and the rear door didn't open more than about 30 degrees, you had to squeeze in and out with the metal creaking like you were squishing a pop can.
I guess we found Viggen's next car:

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof

surebet posted:


If this is on a closed track, wrong thread, if not, :stare:


That's tafheet.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tafheet

quote:

Tafheet (تفحيط), or Hajwalah (هجولة) popularly known elsewhere in the world as Arab, Saudi or Middle East drifting, is an illegal street racing phenomenon commonly believed to be started in the late 1970s that involves trying to "drift" cars; to drive cars that are generally non-modified factory setup rental cars at very high speeds, around 160 – 260 km/h (100 - 161 mph), across wide highways throwing the car left and right. In the process, racers often drive dangerously close to traffic, barriers, and spectators watching from the sides without any protection.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

So, first major snowstorm of the year here (Texas panhandle), and I decided to try out deliberately activating the ABS for better braking. And that poo poo is the loving truth, on slick ice ABS is way better at braking that I am. Thank you AI for showing me the light.

Fayez Butts
Aug 24, 2006

Have you been driving without ABS this whole time? :psyduck:

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I'm familiar with the Samara from this Cold War Motors video, but the 112 is new to me


Watch a few of those Russian dashcam compilations - about every forth car is one of them (or the sedan or wagon model)

As for truly bad cars there are still thousands of these things on the roads in Malaysia:


It's 2000s Malaysian update of a 1990s Malaysian update of a 1980s Japanese design that wasn't even very good at the time. You can imagine just how bad they were by the end of their production run.

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Fayez Butts posted:

Have you been driving without ABS this whole time? :psyduck:

Yes?

This is the first time I've even owned a vehicle with ABS. Blame my love of 70's trucks for my ignorance.

(I miss hooning around on ice in my truck. Empty roads at 3 am + cheap all-seasons + questionable brakes + stroked 350 - fucks given = :getin: )

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

The Arab drifting thing... yeah they don't take any safety precautions at all. Which leads to terrible results. (:nms:, violent rollover with woefully inadequate restraints, do the math.)

When that was posted in the OSHA thread, this reply was made:

PhotoKirk posted:

Middle East disarmament is on a roll.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

dissss posted:

Watch a few of those Russian dashcam compilations - about every forth car is one of them (or the sedan or wagon model)

As for truly bad cars there are still thousands of these things on the roads in Malaysia:


It's 2000s Malaysian update of a 1990s Malaysian update of a 1980s Japanese design that wasn't even very good at the time. You can imagine just how bad they were by the end of their production run.

Aren't most protons just straight-up a license built Mitsu lancer? Also, can't you get one in ute format?

tobu
Aug 20, 2004

Bunny-Bee makes me happy!
They sell Protons here - They used to say 'Suspension by Lotus' on them.

The ute was called the Jumbuck but I think they are called the Arena in other markets. Its basically a lancer based ute built with kitchen foil. It got a one star rating for safety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAZKPGI1r7Q

edit: looks like the new protons have a much better safety rating but still look like someone described a corolla down the phone to them.

tobu fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 3, 2015

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kimcicle
Feb 23, 2003

tobu posted:

They sell Protons here - They used to say 'Suspension by Lotus' on them.

The ute was called the Jumbuck but I think they are called the Arena in other markets. Its basically a lancer based ute built with kitchen foil. It got a one star rating for safety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAZKPGI1r7Q

:stonk:

Is there a reason no air bags deployed?!

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