Please exercise your gross body before it falls apart

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > Please exercise your gross body before it falls apart

«‹›104 »

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Jonny 290 posted:

that's .0038 miles per hour i think you can do it!

# ? Jan 1, 2015 20:41

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 2, 2024 11:59

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Jonny 290 posted:

that's .0038 miles per hour i think you can do it!

lol

# ? Jan 1, 2015 20:44

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

Jonny 290 posted:

that's .0038 miles per hour i think you can do it!

# ? Jan 2, 2015 21:48

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Silver Alicorn posted:

I got a new chair that gives me better sitting posture

lol they forcefully removed all the aeron chairs from one of our spoke offices and replaced them with these ergo-fitness chairs that have no support so you have to support yourself in this "proper posture only" type sitting methods

that was like 2 months ago and people are still bitching constantly about how much they hate them

(it's in oklahoma so not everyone is exactly up on fitness)

# ? Jan 2, 2015 22:46

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

most obsession with posture is just a bullshit pseudo fitness bugaboo anyway. as if "good posture" is going to make up for being immensely fat and getting effectively zero exercise.

# ? Jan 2, 2015 22:49

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

ya but someone had a itch to scratch about how great it would be if they could improve the whole company office's health - for life! what a great idea!

# ? Jan 2, 2015 22:51

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

most obsession with posture is just a bullshit pseudo fitness bugaboo anyway. as if "good posture" is going to make up for being immensely fat and getting effectively zero exercise.

# ? Jan 2, 2015 23:25

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

most obsession with posture is just a bullshit pseudo fitness bugaboo anyway. as if "good posture" is going to make up for being immensely fat and getting effectively zero exercise.

# ? Jan 2, 2015 23:40

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

ah yes the legit medical conditions of mushy abs, foggy brain and limp glutes.

# ? Jan 2, 2015 23:47

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

my brain is fogged

# ? Jan 2, 2015 23:52

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

my brain is fogged

it's because you're hunched over like a goblin

# ? Jan 2, 2015 23:52

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

i uusally do the slouch where ur rear end is mostly offthe front of the chair, and my forwarms on o the arms rests. my desk is rly low

# ? Jan 2, 2015 23:57

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

i uusally do the slouch where ur rear end is mostly offthe front of the chair, and my forwarms on o the arms rests. my desk is rly low

i'm afraid the diagnosis is mushy abs and the prognosis is a painful death

# ? Jan 2, 2015 23:58

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

my abs are hard as rocks underneath a thin layer of beer gut, girth, oil, and stale cum

# ? Jan 3, 2015 00:10

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Linguica posted:

always remember: belly button to the J!

i gymed for the first time in like 2-3 weeks and my right hip abductor (or w/e the one right next to my massive dick is called) is all sore and stuff and its going to ruin my fitnessing i think. also the gym wasnt crowded even tho its resolutionist season.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 01:08

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

obstipator posted:

always remember: belly button to the J!

i gymed for the first time in like 2-3 weeks and my right hip abductor (or w/e the one right next to my massive dick is called) is all sore and stuff and its going to ruin my fitnessing i think. also the gym wasnt crowded even tho its resolutionist season.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 01:10

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

yeah gym was pretty empty today, I figure this weekend is when it's going to get stupid

bench pressed non-babby [but still shameful] weight for the first time since high school today :unsmith:

# ? Jan 3, 2015 01:15

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

benched 135? grats

# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:40

24-7 Urkel Cosplay: Feb 12, 2003

registered for the crescent city classic, gotta think of a good costume

last year i ran it in a gigantic inflatable fat suit and it was miserable and horrible but i somehow did it and finished in the top 1800 (out of 20K+), so i need to step up the costume

i'm thinking mrs doubtfire?

# ? Jan 3, 2015 05:49

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

24-7 Urkel Cosplay posted:

registered for the crescent city classic, gotta think of a good costume

last year i ran it in a gigantic inflatable fat suit and it was miserable and horrible but i somehow did it and finished in the top 1800 (out of 20K+), so i need to step up the costume

i'm thinking mrs doubtfire?

Go as your posts

# ? Jan 3, 2015 06:18

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

post hoiday status: didn't gain much weight, didnt lose much strength. endurance took a hit!

more annoyed at the weight not lost but hey

# ? Jan 3, 2015 07:03

BooLoo: Oct 18, 2010; SLAM TIME

first session back at boxing for the new year, feels good man*

*except for the realization of how incredibly unfit i've become since surgery, but on the plus side i'm seeing the surgeon on monday to see if i'm allowed to increase my activity so fingers crossed. god i want to get back on skates.

# ? Jan 3, 2015 17:58

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

I don't think I posted this here but this is what I finished 2014 with for cycling

this year I'm aiming for 3000

# ? Jan 3, 2015 18:09

leftist heap: Feb 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

good job pumpy dumper i hope set a record this year for pumpy dumping

# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:53

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Breakfast All Day posted:

code:

int FGAPIENTRY glutExtensionSupported( const char* extension )
{
  const char *extensions, *start;
  const size_t len = strlen( extension );

  /* Make sure there is a current window, and thus a current context available */
  FREEGLUT_EXIT_IF_NOT_INITIALISED ( "glutExtensionSupported" );
  freeglut_return_val_if_fail( fgStructure.CurrentWindow != NULL, 0 );

  if (strchr(extension, ' '))
    return 0;
  start = extensions = (const char *) glGetString(GL_EXTENSIONS);

  /* XXX consider printing a warning to stderr that there's no current
   * rendering context.
   */
  freeglut_return_val_if_fail( extensions != NULL, 0 );

  while (1) {
     const char *p = strstr(extensions, extension);
     if (!p)
        return 0;  /* not found */
     /* check that the match isn't a super string */
     if ((p == start || p[-1] == ' ') && (p[len] == ' ' || p[len] == 0))
        return 1;
     /* skip the false match and continue */
     extensions = p + len;
  }

  return 0 ;
}

# ? Jan 3, 2015 21:55

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

i ran 2 miles on a treadmill yesterday and now i got 2 big loving blisters because my "running" shoes that are not very old at all have a hosed up insole and it hurts to walk now

lesson learned: never exercise

# ? Jan 4, 2015 10:50

heated game moment: Oct 30, 2003; Lipstick Apathy

yeee

# ? Jan 4, 2015 20:55

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I'm exactly the same weight I started last year at :smith:

but I did non-babby weight yesterday on bench for the first time since high school :unsmith:

# ? Jan 4, 2015 21:06

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

i ran today

# ? Jan 4, 2015 21:17

Low-Pass Filter: Aug 12, 2007

started doing yoga once a week at a friends suggestion. Always thought I would hate it, but after 3 weeks, I'm going to try to do it twice a week. I'm pretty terrible at it, but goddamn if I dont feel greta the rest of the day afterwards. It'll probably help my mobility for lifting too. Why did I think I would hate it so much????

# ? Jan 5, 2015 04:59

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

because it's marketed as girly yogurt tv dinner trash exercise

yoga is a worthy and fulfilling method of sustaining and enhancing physical fitness

# ? Jan 5, 2015 05:06

Low-Pass Filter: Aug 12, 2007

i'm betting that doing sun salutations on the roof of hausbus on a pretty day would be a p good way to wake up.

Is is safe to hang out on the roof of class A rvs??

# ? Jan 5, 2015 05:16

maxe: Sep 23, 2004; BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

holiday fitness update;

caught gastro from a childrens playground on boxing day
lost 8% BW in about 2 days
havent been to the gym in weeks

# ? Jan 5, 2015 05:20

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

maxe posted:

holiday fitness update;

caught gastro from a childrens playground on boxing day
lost 8% BW in about 2 days
havent been to the gym in weeks

holy whoa. please do not die. thanks and god bless

obstipator fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Jan 5, 2015

# ? Jan 5, 2015 14:08

obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

today was first day of boot camp since mid december. it was the closest ive ever come to vomiting at the gym. i havent vomited since 2006 and like jerry seinfeld, i am proud of that streak

# ? Jan 5, 2015 14:09