|
What a hypocrite.
|
#
?
Dec 27, 2014 21:16
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 15:52 |
|
|
JebanyPedal posted:Tbh my favorite part of Bethesda games are the blank unblinking expressions of the NPCs, there'll be some crazy poo poo going on and the dude next to you is just boring holes into your skull with his eyes ignoring everything around him, like he was behind the dead body contorting and twisting into vile shapes in the air the whole time and he wants to see your fear.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 01:22
|
|
|
If we're talking Fallout: New Vegas, I just managed to step over a random piece of land outside the rocket facility (Repcon?) and get launched about 50 feet in the air. Almost like I landed on a platform just standing there with Boone looking at me disapprovingly. One step later and I plummet to my death. I really wish I could get this to happen on PC instead of on my 360 because at least then I'd have visual content for this thread.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 07:45
|
|
|
oh boy I'm just starting out with game development and I can't wait to ruin my life creating and maybe fixing bugs like these (unironically)
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 10:22
|
|
|
Techno Remix posted:If we're talking Fallout: New Vegas, I just managed to step over a random piece of land outside the rocket facility (Repcon?) and get launched about 50 feet in the air. Almost like I landed on a platform just standing there with Boone looking at me disapprovingly. One step later and I plummet to my death. I really wish I could get this to happen on PC instead of on my 360 because at least then I'd have visual content for this thread. I guess it's a nice change of pace from falling through the ground.  They really haven't fixed it either, since I routinely see mammoths and horses flying into the air in Skyrim.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 17:33
|
|
|
Kimmalah posted:I guess it's a nice change of pace from falling through the ground. Making sure the ground is actually where it's supposed to be is loving hard when you have so much ground. Doesn't help that Bethesda will never, ever use a good engine.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 17:43
|
|
|
Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Making sure the ground is actually where it's supposed to be is loving hard when you have so much ground. Doesn't help that Bethesda will never, ever use a good engine. Yeah I see floating bushes, trees and rocks all the time too. I don't mind it and it's kind of funny. Until I dismount my horse and it rockets off into the atmosphere never to be seen again (RIP Shadowmere).
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 18:00
|
|
|
I'll never forget the time in Fallout 3 when I left a building and the ground right in front of it hadn't rendered and I stepped off without looking down and fell into infinity. Startled the crap out of me. Then I played Assassins Creed and it happened every couple of hours.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 18:21
|
|
|
So finally fired up Skyrim. The horse thief didn't run, he was sliding his way to freedom and bounced a few times after being shot. This should be a promising start for glitches.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 19:22
|
|
|
I buy Bethesda Gamebryo/Creation Engine games solely for the glitch-hunting.
|
|
#
?
Dec 28, 2014 19:31
|
|
|
I've been able to get under the ground in Far Cry 4 by "parking" a vehicle wedged up against a tree or rock on a steep incline; the enter and exit sequence can sometimes push you below the surface....then you can use the wingsuit and/or deploy your parachute as you plummet toward the invisible underground sea. Or you can fast travel somewhere to safety. Whichever.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2014 00:44
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2014 05:27
|
|
|
Wow, they have implemented concussion simulation, that's pretty great.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2014 09:15
|
|
|
In today's episode of GTA V, Michael De Santa will be played by Shawn Michaels.
|
|
#
?
Dec 29, 2014 11:11
|
|
|
Hey, combo.
|
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2014 02:27
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2014 04:30
|
|
|
Watching drunk people try to navigate hills is one of my favourite youtube passtimes 
|
|
#
?
Dec 30, 2014 04:47
|
|
|
Son of Thunderbeast posted:oh boy I'm just starting out with game development and I can't wait to ruin my life creating and maybe fixing bugs like these (unironically) Imagine an object in a 3D game world that's a monitor. It can have a data blob object attached to it to make it play a video, display an image or display a textfile in oldschool b/w monitor 80-column mode while playing square wave midis. Imagine an inhouse texture format. Everyone hates it so it gets updated and loses backwards compatibility with its previous version. One night a few months later support for loading the old texture format is removed, and nobody really notices since the editor had been silently converting old textures to new ones whenever they were accessed. Imagine a big set of forgotten monitor objects in a little hidden room. The blob for them was a texture that was never updated for some reason and the engine handled it by feeding it to the 'fake terminal' handler. Imagine starting that level, proceeding to that room and suddenly getting hit with a cacophony of flat notes coming from every monitor at once at random intervals. And then you move closer to the monitors and you see code:on every single screen. It was the file signature for the old format (author unknown) immediately followed by a control code that put it into midi mode, followed by the rest of the crap in the file.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2015 12:43
|
|
|
Gallery of glitch GIFs (seriously too many to post here) http://imgur.com/a/689AH?gallery
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2015 14:40
|
|
|
The 4th one down isn't even a glitch. That's just Tokyo World Cup.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2015 14:45
|
|
|
synthetik posted:Gallery of glitch GIFs (seriously too many to post here) Yep. This is great.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2015 15:12
|
|
|
At least one of those is deliberately induced with a mod, but they're all great. The Shepard one is amazing.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2015 15:19
|
|
|
haveblue posted:At least one of those is deliberately induced with a mod, but they're all great. The Shepard one is amazing. That and the referee glitch should be incorporated into the games as features.  It's also weird how soccer game glitches always seem to end up with the dudes kissing.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2015 18:05
|
|
|
From the gallery just posted: I take it its from the new Battlefield game "hardline". The long neck glitch was like a thing in the BETA version of BF 3!  Yet it has been present in every battlefield game since then, so I choose to view it as a feature.
|
|
#
?
Jan 2, 2015 18:23
|
|
|
Yes it's from battlefield hardline. Here's the source. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X69dh2VeuYE Burn all video games.
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2015 04:15
|
|
|
synthetik posted:Gallery of glitch GIFs (seriously too many to post here)  REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2015 06:15
|
|
|
I don't have a version without text on it anymore, but this happened to me whilst playing Skyrim. Suddenly, my NPC had rollerskates.
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2015 17:26
|
|
|
Lunar Suite posted:I don't have a version without text on it anymore, but this happened to me whilst playing Skyrim. Suddenly, my NPC had rollerskates. I was going to post this, but I only have the version with the "Deal with it" text and sunglasses.
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2015 17:57
|
|
|
synthetik posted:Gallery of glitch GIFs (seriously too many to post here) Aw yeah. "Get Down" is still my favorite  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP5c_MEs9mo
|
|
#
?
Jan 3, 2015 19:20
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2015 03:08
|
|
|
They need to send those fall-proof horses to Skyrim.
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2015 03:48
|
|
|
The horse thing is pretty funny but hopefully they'll do something about that glitch that puts Sera in your party
|
|
#
?
Jan 4, 2015 04:34
|
|
|
bucketmouse posted:Imagine an object in a 3D game world that's a monitor. It can have a data blob object attached to it to make it play a video, display an image or display a textfile in oldschool b/w monitor 80-column mode while playing square wave midis.  ahahahahahahawhat game was that? Was it something you'd worked on?
|
|
#
?
Jan 5, 2015 04:04
|
|
|
A terrifying glitch to a 13 year old me. I was playing the original Quake, and had downloaded an X-Com Total Conversion for it. "Total Conversion" in this case was replacing the Quake weapons with X-Com themed ones, and I think one or two basic enemy models. One of these was pretty nifty - the replacement for Quake's grenade launcher, the small launcher. In X-Com it was an explosive stun weapon, so the modder reduced the damage significantly and made it freeze enemies in place for several seconds when hit. I decided it would be fun to slap on god mode and full ammo then repeatedly shoot enemies with it and see what kind of zany positions it would put them in. After a few shots, the enemies blew into gibs. After several seconds, the gibs faded. Except for the monsters' severed heads. Which unfroze and began chasing me around the map, invincible, firing occasional projectiles at me. The best I can figure is that the coding to freeze the monsters overrode the code to tell them that they're dead, stop chasing the player. Since their models were blown to pieces, the game figured the head is the most important part and created a terrifying sight of bloody low-res severed heads rolling madly around on the floor, flinging grenades from their mouths.
|
|
#
?
Jan 7, 2015 16:20
|
|
|
I'm sure everyone in this thread is reading Breaking Madden by now, but for those of you unaware, Beeftank has played his last game. There are so many good glitches in that article, too.
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2015 20:37
|
|
|
Breaking Madden continues to be one of the best things you can ever read.
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2015 21:29
|
|
|
Gestalt Intellect posted:Breaking Madden continues to be one of the best things you can ever read. I'm surprised there aren't more people calling out EA on using such small memory spaces for scores yet. Sure, you won't see them break too often, but you can't tell me Jon Bois is the only man on the planet who buys sports games to gently caress with them.
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2015 23:07
|
|
|
Then wouldn't that make sloppy coding a feature?
|
|
#
?
Jan 8, 2015 23:21
|
|
|
I don't know a goddamn thing about football, so I don't get half the jokes, but I still enjoy Breaking Madden just for stuff like this:quote:The longer you ask Madden to process a nightmare, the more it becomes the nightmare. It starts forgetting to draw limbs. It fractures backs. It makes players fall through the Earth. BEEFTANK and I pressed forward. Beeftank and I pressed forward.
|
|
#
?
Jan 11, 2015 00:06
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 30, 2024 15:52 |
|
|
Helix Snake made another skate 3 glitch compilation, it is good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7whNrLqX8
|
|
#
?
Jan 11, 2015 22:33
|
|
