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WaltherFeng posted:I wonder if the author is self-conscious No
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Bargearse posted:It's not that uncommon in Australia, though it tends to be mostly used by the sort of self-righteous "mommy blogger" type parents who would make up a stdh.txt story about a parking lot dickhead. Ah, I have learned something new. I knew it meant a baby, but the usage made me keep thinking about Bub the Cat.
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Jan 2, 2015 17:45
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I love how they just smeared poo poo all over some dude's car in public and apparently everyone else in the car park just went about their business as usual.
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Butt Detective posted:I love how they just smeared poo poo all over some dude's car in public and apparently everyone else in the car park just went about their business as usual. If someone is smearing poo poo on stuff I'm not gonna get involved
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Jan 2, 2015 18:39
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Thatim posted:I dont know why, but the usage of 'bub' makes me kinda mad. Better than "kidlet" at least (usually accompanied by a "hublet," which is even dumber than "hubby").
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prom candy posted:If someone is smearing poo poo on stuff I'm not gonna get involved
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prom candy posted:If someone is smearing poo poo on stuff I'm not gonna get involved Well what are you doing on these forums, then?
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Jan 2, 2015 20:30
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MyFaceBeHi posted:Well what are you doing on these forums, then? Look, he's lurking in the poo poo that didn't happen thread for a reason.
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Jan 2, 2015 20:39
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Was it here or on another forum where someone was talking about some mommy blogger revelling in no-shame, full-martyr mode who excitedly reported that as a parent, you get so used to the disgusting poo poo that goes along with having a child, and casually shared a time they had changed their kid's diaper and noticed they got some poo on their hand so they licked it off? Insisting of course that this is a totally normal thing that any parent would understand and do
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Jan 2, 2015 21:18
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sweeperbravo posted:Was it here or on another forum where someone was talking about some mommy blogger revelling in no-shame, full-martyr mode who excitedly reported that as a parent, you get so used to the disgusting poo poo that goes along with having a child, and casually shared a time they had changed their kid's diaper and noticed they got some poo on their hand so they licked it off? Insisting of course that this is a totally normal thing that any parent would understand and do I've definitely seen it posted here a few times. I think the "logic" behind it is that she just loves her kids THE MOST, and anything that comes out of them is also a part of them, which means she also loves it, and anyone who would not do this just does not love their child as much as she loves hers. So if you wouldn't gargle your baby's goop you're a horrible unloving parent.
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I mean I get not being disgusted by it, but what exactly is the set of circumstances where even hypothetically "lick it off" ranks above "wash your hands" or "find a tissue"?
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Jan 2, 2015 22:07
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My Lovely Horse posted:I mean I get not being disgusted by it, but what exactly is the set of circumstances where even hypothetically "lick it off" ranks above "wash your hands" or "find a tissue"? You are too nasty to have a tissue or other thing to clean with nearby, but not nasty enough to walk across the house with lovely hands?
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Jan 2, 2015 22:08
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I have 2 kids, and there was never a situation at any point in time where I even considered licking poop from my hands. I cannot conceive of the mindset that would allow someone to do that and think it's ok.
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Jan 2, 2015 22:10
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Funzo posted:I have 2 kids, and there was never a situation at any point in time where I even considered licking poop from my hands. I cannot conceive of the mindset that would allow someone to do that and think it's ok. And also brag about it on the internet to show how tough and amazing you are.
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Speaking as someone who cared for two babies, baby wipes were bought by the case and every room in the house had a package ready to go. Not having wipes within arms' reach would be unthinkable, babies make more bodily fluids and messes than the uninitiated would think possible
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oldpainless posted:Please don't kinkshame
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I just simply can't fathom how he managed to articulately write something using the lovely diaper. Unless he used his finger \/\/ Okay now see, that makes a bit more sense. kinmik has a new favorite as of 00:07 on Jan 3, 2015 |
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kinmik posted:I just simply can't fathom how he managed to articulately write something using the lovely diaper. Unless he used his finger I read it the way you did at first, too, but he apprently had a piece of paper and pen on him and wrote on that and then smeared the diaper everywhere.
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Did a quick search and found it  although I like how one of the comments below the picture was "I don't love my child that much". I can only hope that is stdh.
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One of my co-worker always explains lame stuff he did to get back at people. He's trying to sound cool but it's all obviously stdh.txt, and even if it were true, it would be stupid. He shot people with an airsoft gun from his room to protect his car, he slashed tyres to avenge his girlfriend who got yelled at by her boss or whatever, he smashed the window of his neighbor's car in some sort of bullshit ninja expedition because neighbor had broken his bike... Bruce Snare has a new favorite as of 01:13 on Jan 3, 2015 |
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epopt posted:Did a quick search and found it This entire article makes me incredibly sad. Beside the poo-eating, she also talks about counting down the seconds until her partner gets home so that someone else will be able to help with the baby.  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mo...-Cambridge.html (Also, the painful Kate Middleton tie in)
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To be fair, the only thing that makes it hard to believe is "transwoman" over and over again
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No way. It's so ridiculously over the top, but that's the kind of thing people use to lash out at "SJWs" to paint them as the real bigots and make gamergate/mras/whatever look better. There are bad activists for sure, but that's straight up cartoonish.
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MyFaceBeHi posted:Well what are you doing on these forums, then? Admire the poop. Discuss the poop. Do not touch the poop.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Admire the poop. Discuss the poop. Do not touch the poop. And for fucks sake don't lick it off your hand.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Admire the poop. Discuss the poop. Do not touch the poop. Dienes posted:And for fucks sake don't lick it off your hand. I see a new motto for the forums.
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You forgot the description! poo poo that didn't happen posted:I brought her home but didn't sleep with her because she got pretty hammered at the party and I'm not a complete tool.
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Did the thread ever reach a consensus on greentext stories? Whatever I found these kind of amusing so hopefully it's excusable one way or the other. I just read the whole thread and want to give back ok    This one I think is more on the 'joke' side - but still STDH right? There are more than enough people out there that eat poo poo like this up and take it as gospel... 
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Theif steals dead dog thinking it's electronics is a joke that's older than consumer electronics itself, that one just has a 'gently caress u dad' wrapper.
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Very very hot ones.
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Sinking Ship posted:Did the thread ever reach a consensus on greentext stories? Whatever I found these kind of amusing so hopefully it's excusable one way or the other. I just read the whole thread and want to give back ok nobody thinks green text stories are even meant to be real except the goons who keep posting them
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corn in the bible posted:nobody thinks green text stories are even meant to be real except the goons who keep posting them Yeah I dunno about the rest of you guys but I just scroll right past green-text posts.
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corn in the bible posted:nobody thinks green text stories are even meant to be real except the goons who keep posting them  They can however be funny sometimes.He even used the wrong meme, that would totally call for the half blue-half red one  I still love that these people are so bad at making poo poo up, they always end up in Poe's Law territory.
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corn in the bible posted:nobody thinks green text stories are even meant to be real except the goons who keep posting them That may have been true at one point, but 4chan is full of idiots and there are a lot of them who think that's just how you "have" to tell stories there. I mean, most of them are probably STDH, but like the rest of the STDH posted here, a small subset of gullible people do believe they are true. I think the only objectionable thing in the context of this thread is where they came from.
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"Of course it's a good thing she showed me naked pictures of herself, I would've thought she was loving ugly otherwise. But naked she was hot."
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Fathis Munk posted:
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