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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
john carpenter's the thing

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

elite_garbage_man posted:

john carpenter's the thing

good movie

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I haven't thought about The Long Walk in a long time...that was drat good.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

same

realtalk though, King's best work for me has always been his short stories and novellas.

His short story collections are my favorite.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Today I learned that there was a satanic church down the street from my place. They got on the wrong side of the city because of all the dead animals they kept dumping in the alley way. They're closed now. Well that location is anyhow.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

holocaust bloopers posted:

Today I learned that there was a satanic church down the street from my place. They got on the wrong side of the city because of all the dead animals they kept dumping in the alley way. They're closed now. Well that location is anyhow.

I don't think the real deal sac animals, but I might be wrong. CoS is the faggiest goddamn thing either way. God isn't real, sheeple! ...But Magick is!

Hail Satan.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Victor Vermis posted:

I don't think the real deal sac animals, but I might be wrong. CoS is the faggiest goddamn thing either way. God isn't real, sheeple! ...But Magick is!

Hail Satan.

Yeah, CoS are pretty much hippies that dress like metal heads not the the sort of robed villains from bad movies. They're really loving annoying.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I dunno what affiliation or if they were just a merry band of satanic dudes or what. I do know growing up in the suburbs that it wasn't rare to come across dead chickens and makeshift altars out in the forest preserves. Never seen that kind of thing myself, but it would make the news occasionally.

~*~spooky~*~

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv_zJrO_ptk

AH AH AH

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

holocaust bloopers posted:

I dunno what affiliation or if they were just a merry band of satanic dudes or what. I do know growing up in the suburbs that it wasn't rare to come across dead chickens and makeshift altars out in the forest preserves. Never seen that kind of thing myself, but it would make the news occasionally.

~*~spooky~*~

You should look into any schools nearby that are run by a ministry. All that spooky poo poo is probably part of a convoluted cover-up involving child sex slaves.

You should call in some old favors and do one last mission. Crack this thing wide open. Like a True Warrior.

Please don't pussy out and forget that the world, and all of humanity, is trash just because you catch a shank in the final showdown. It really ruins the whole thing.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Let me have my real-life True Detective.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

The Mist is loving incredible. The balls they had to commit to that downer of an ending.

Every cheesy moment in that movie is worth it for that loving ending.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

USMC503 posted:

Pirates is the best movie. Not loving of the Caribbean.

https://www.xvideos.com/video8364594/pirates

I remember browsing blockbuster (remember those!?) back in 08 or something and right next to pirates of the carribean they had the porn pirates with no warning whatsoever that it was full penetration hardcore porn. I'd like to think there was some family out there with a kid who was super into pirates and poo poo and they thought a new movie would do little timmy good so they could ignore him for another couple hours.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

full penetration hardcore porn.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I remember browsing blockbuster (remember those!?) back in 08 or something and right next to pirates of the carribean they had the porn pirates with no warning whatsoever that it was full penetration hardcore porn. I'd like to think there was some family out there with a kid who was super into pirates and poo poo and they thought a new movie would do little timmy good so they could ignore him for another couple hours.

Don't they torture some girl in it by holding her down while another girl goes to town eating her out, and then it just turns into a girl on girl porn scene with a bunch of people watching?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

holocaust bloopers posted:

Today I learned that there was a satanic church down the street from my place. They got on the wrong side of the city because of all the dead animals they kept dumping in the alley way. They're closed now. Well that location is anyhow.

you sure it wasnt just a peta shelter?

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you sure it wasnt just a peta shelter?

:vince:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

you sure it wasnt just a peta shelter?

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Thoughts that popped in my head as I was reading this last page
-goddamn Amanda Seyfried is hot as gently caress
-The Thing prequel is actually pretty OK. The transformation scenes were appropriately hosed up and awesome despite the studio throwing out all the practical work and using CGI. Also Mary Elizabeth Winstead is really good in it.
-Goddamn Mary Elizabeth Winstead is hot as gently caress too
-I considered abbreviating her name as MEW but that just sounds weird.
-Ku Pow Enter the Fist does indeed loving own.
-you really CANT taste soju, shits invisible

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

holocaust bloopers posted:

This is true for a lot of authors. Not blue squares though. His prose is tight as gently caress.

Lmbo

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I remember browsing blockbuster (remember those!?) back in 08 or something and right next to pirates of the carribean they had the porn pirates with no warning whatsoever that it was full penetration hardcore porn. I'd like to think there was some family out there with a kid who was super into pirates and poo poo and they thought a new movie would do little timmy good so they could ignore him for another couple hours.

I think they also edited a version without the porn, so it might've been that. But it's better if it was the xxx version and the dude stocking it was really that clueless.

This part of the wiki is pretty :lol:

quote:

Several scenes were shot on board the Bounty II, a replica of HMS Bounty, in St. Petersburg, Florida.[5] The owners of the ship were not aware of the true nature of the film as they were advised that the film being made was a "Disney-type pirate film for families",[6] a mistaken notion that would continue in video stores after its release.[7]

The film was initially released as a three-discDVD set (the movie on a standard video DVD, the movie again in a high definition (720P) Windows Media format,[8] and a special features disc) priced as high as $70. An edited R-rated version of the film was released on DVD on July 11, 2006.[

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Jan 4, 2015

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Apt pupil is a pretty good Stephen King movie too, it's from the same short story collection that had the shawshank redemption I think.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

A buddy of mine was a teacher at an all boys prep school for rich kids with mental issues. He said every movie night they had, the boys always voted for Mean Girls. The straight kids because the girls are hot, the gay ones because it was pretty much a 100 level class in being catty

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
stolen valor circlejerk in TFR atm

DeusExMachinima posted:

Cory lied, nobody died. :11tea: There's almost no valor to steal from bog normal soldiers in the world's biggest jobs program. 99% either joined for benefits or never saw poo poo except Sarge and the night watch smooching.

y/n milgoons???

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

i don't care

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Dunno man. I saw a bloody, gore-smeared tampon laid gently atop a heap of poo poo and piss once. That's real as hell.

That's war.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

DeusExMachinima posted:

stolen valor circlejerk in TFR atm


y/n milgoons???

call em a bunch of fags for me tia

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

call em a bunch of fags for me tia

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

holocaust bloopers posted:

Dunno man. I saw a bloody, gore-smeared tampon laid gently atop a heap of poo poo and piss once. That's real as hell.

That's female berthing.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
If you're such a failure at life you have to pretend to be a veteran and become one with all of the issues that come along with it (we're all PTSD ridden psychos who might snap and kill everyone at any given moment, we're stupid, etc.), well just lol.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


The only thing gayer than a veteran is a fake veteran.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Sometimes I'd pick up a stick while walking home from school and, pulling my arm up into my sleeve, pretend that my hand had been replaced with said stick.

I was a preteen amputee valor thief.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

man I don't want to go back to work tomorrow.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Just finished season 4 of The Wire. gently caress that was pretty heavy poo poo. Great show.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Carteret posted:

The only thing gayer than a veteran is a fake veteran.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Just finished season 4 of The Wire. gently caress that was pretty heavy poo poo. Great show.

RIP Stringer

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Zeris posted:

RIP Stringer

Nah man RIP Bodie

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

RIP Omar

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


ManMythLegend posted:

Yeah, CoS are pretty much hippies that dress like metal heads not the the sort of robed villains from bad movies. They're really loving annoying.
CoS is basically a bunch of retards who decided that Ayn Rand was sorely lacking in black robes and alters and sought to remedy that.

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