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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

gently caress off cisdrunk scum

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's okay Zeris, we understand that fetal alcohol syndrome is no joke and love you just the way you are.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Genocide Tendency posted:

I need beer recommendations.

And don't give me some local craft beer poo poo. I don't live in bumblefuck midwest state. I live in retirement community Florida. So something drinkable that I can walk into an ABC and buy.

Depending on where you are in Florida see if you can find some Bold City Brewery stuff. It's pretty good. My favorite is Duke's.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Newcastle Brown Ale. It's good, it's inexpensive and it tastes good at any temperature

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
If it's in your area, most anything by Revolution is really excellent.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Genocide Tendency posted:

I need beer recommendations.

And don't give me some local craft beer poo poo. I don't live in bumblefuck midwest state. I live in retirement community Florida. So something drinkable that I can walk into an ABC and buy.

I like Cigar City Jai Alai, which is most definitely available at your local ABC.

If you do feel like going down the craft beer hole, get some growler fills from Intracoastal. I've only been there once but a friend of mine is super enthusiastic about it.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Who is Mia Khalifa? Meet the PornHub superstar provoking Middle Eastern outrage

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Thanks for the bio/think piece about girls that I j/o to.

quote:

34DD-26-40

drat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZwkgE770w

vains fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Jan 6, 2015

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


would, insha'allah

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Goddamn.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Hahaha she's making that "escoot" gesture.

No idea how that's properly spelled.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bah if you haven't known about Mia Khalifa for months.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I'll be right back.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
found out about her a couple days ago, stumbled upon the one where she's in a hijab with that other chick and then j/o'd.
i still don't get it man. middle eastern dudes would rather run around chopping heads off and pointing their finger in the air while yelling about the koran, doing little boys and goats rather than get some loving hot pussy. idgi man.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

:nws:

http://gfycat.com/RigidFrigidHyena

:nws:

I think I need to do more research about her.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Mike-o posted:

found out about her a couple days ago, stumbled upon the one where she's in a hijab with that other chick and then j/o'd.
i still don't get it man. middle eastern dudes would rather run around chopping heads off and pointing their finger in the air while yelling about the koran, doing little boys and goats rather than get some loving hot pussy. idgi man.

One of us should try it out and see what the deal is, then report to GIP.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
:nws:
http://www.aqporn.com/video/julianna-vega-and-mia-khalifa-having-threesome-sex-in-hijab-437.html

jerking off to that should count for knocking out one of the books on the commadant's reading list

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Master Bateman posted:

:stare: Being single in Waikiki may be the best thing ever.

Yeah I used to live out there. It was pretty loving awesome.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Mike-o posted:

found out about her a couple days ago, stumbled upon the one where she's in a hijab with that other chick and then j/o'd.
i still don't get it man. middle eastern dudes would rather run around chopping heads off and pointing their finger in the air while yelling about the koran, doing little boys and goats rather than get some loving hot pussy. idgi man.

The thing is that Middle Eastern chicks don't look that good. Middle Eastern American chicks, on the other hand...

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fister Roboto posted:

The thing is that Middle Eastern chicks don't look that good. Middle Eastern American chicks, on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJt8aAvsf34

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Zeris posted:

One of us should try it out and see what the deal is, then report to GIP.

Caro failed that mission.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
:smith:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
pretty hosed up all you guys posting bestiality in this thread smdh

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yeah I used to live out there. It was pretty loving awesome.

It takes absolutely zero effort to get laid. Its crazy.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fister Roboto posted:

The thing is that Middle Eastern chicks don't look that good. Middle Eastern American chicks, on the other hand...

Iranian girls tend to be very attractive.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

holocaust bloopers posted:

Iranian girls tend to be very attractive.

And horny.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

oppressed girls put out

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

ded posted:

oppressed girls put out

See catholic girls away from home as further proof.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
baghdad had some good lookin girls in the neighborhood i was in. most of them weren't afraid of waving and smiling if they didn't see any iraqi dudes around.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

holocaust bloopers posted:

Iranian girls tend to be very attractive.

Iran's not the middle east
:goonsay:

But yeah my point is that they don't get really hot like that until they come to America.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fister Roboto posted:

Iran's not the middle east
:goonsay:

Yeah it is

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Fister Roboto posted:

Iran's not the middle east
:goonsay:

It's between Iraq and Afghanistan and contains browns so...


KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
LA has tons of Iranian/Persian girls and they are all fuckin bangin.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Fister Roboto posted:

Iran's not the middle east
:goonsay:

It's not Arab, but it is most definitely the Middle East.

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Mike-o posted:

baghdad had some good lookin girls in the neighborhood i was in. most of them weren't afraid of waving and smiling if they didn't see any iraqi dudes around.


this vids cool :nws:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d6_1224910424

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

KirbyKhan posted:

LA has tons of Iranian/Persian girls and they are all fuckin bangin.



http://www.returnofkings.com/7650/how-to-bang-a-persian

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Wait I need Persian Game? I'm not even good at the white girl game :smith:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


hail stan

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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

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