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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Only a shitlord deals in absolutes.

:golfclap:

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Mr. and Mrs. Undertaker

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.



This is the point where I can't tell if that's a toy belt or the real thing.

Kifisonfire
Jan 15, 2008

New members of Bullet Club confirmed

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gonz posted:

Mr. and Mrs. Undertaker


He got 99 problems, but the streak ain't one.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

Gonz posted:

Mr. and Mrs. Undertaker

I like the idea of The Undertaker ordering custom t-shirts that reference Jay-Z.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Tragic.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

frankenfreak posted:

He got 99 problems, but the streak ain't one.

"MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR IS THE ONE IN 'NINETY NINE PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AIN'T ONE.'"

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010

Two Beans posted:

I like the idea of The Undertaker ordering anything online.

Manny Suave
Apr 5, 2011
At this point, I don't even want an Undertaker shoot. I just want periodic bits and pieces from his normal life, like this, or CM Punk mentioning receiving an "lol" text from the man.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

Manny Suave posted:

At this point, I don't even want an Undertaker shoot. I just want periodic bits and pieces from his normal life, like this, or CM Punk mentioning receiving an "lol" text from the man.
hah, what was the context for this?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Chewy Bitems posted:

hah, what was the context for this?

I think just literally Punk and Taker were texting each other as people do.

Punk did say a little piece of him died though when Taker texted lol to him.

Also which of those 99 problems are cucumbers?

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Gonz posted:

Mr. and Mrs. Undertaker



The only thing that I can see is the tag sticking out of Taker's shirt.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
Crossposting from the pinball thread.





sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
The upper bumpers being a ring is a nice touch. Still, the choice of featured characters is utterly baffling.

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

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Seltzer posted:

Nah CM Punk's "always a white belt" statement is something a self-righteous turd would say. If the person you train under and call teacher or master deems you worthy of a belt you don't turn it down because you want to look like a cool, doesn't follow the herd, off-brand eastern philosopher. Your teacher decides if you are worthy of the belt not yourself. Also its an honor and a tradition so his stance is extra stupid.

You got me, I'm Phil Brooks.

ICHIBAHN posted:

Aye I got that I just didn't understand the color of the belt changing through washing it or whatever. Doesn't matter. Also aye, it seems a bit contrary of him to eschew the belt system. That's him to a tee though.

I should've reiterated, but by now even that joke's gone over my own head. Maybe he is so bad that just doesn't rank up or doesn't attend class as regularly.


Call Me Charlie posted:

Crossposting from the pinball thread.







As someone who worked in arcades and a bit on pinball machines, that looks like a bitch to fix.

Prepare to scrub off Roman's face off the board in a few months.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Do we think that Bryan thing in the middle starts doing the yes motion with his arms

Skeezy
Jul 3, 2007

That Pinball machine is being shown off at CES because it's got some fancy new tech to it or something. It's just really weird that it's a Wrestlemania machine.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Awkward guy at the party Punk.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

chris james 2 posted this in the other thread

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

AJ trying to calculate how many matches she'll have to work with Cameron to afford the medical bills from Punk's UFC Adventure.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

chris james 2 posted this in the other thread


That face screams "what the gently caress am I getting myself into!? :stonk: "

Also what kind of nerd wears a suit to a ufc show

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


bradzilla posted:

That face screams "what the gently caress am I getting myself into!? :stonk: "

Also what kind of nerd wears a suit to a ufc show

The kind of need who had to appear in a pre-show panel where everyone else wore a suit.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

chris james 2 posted this in the other thread


karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

bradzilla posted:

That face screams "what the gently caress am I getting myself into!? :stonk: "

Also what kind of nerd wears a suit to a ufc show

Phil "CM Punk" Brooks, noted counterculture icon.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

chris james 2 posted this in the other thread


"He...he made him bleed his own blood!"

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

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There's no blading here. Everyone here does it hardway.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Skeezy posted:

That Pinball machine is being shown off at CES because it's got some fancy new tech to it or something. It's just really weird that it's a Wrestlemania machine.

Cutting edge pinball technology.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames


:allears:

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

All they need is a decent promo guy and they're set.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

All they need is a decent promo guy and they're set.

Heyman: I coul-
Cesaro: Keep on walking, old man, there's nothing for you here. :toughguy:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

El Gallinero Gros posted:

All they need is a decent promo guy and they're set.

This is why Corey Graves should be a douchebag heel manager instead of a commentator.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Roman Reigns posted:

"He...he made him bleed his own blood!"

You got me. I laughed my rear end off.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


El Gallinero Gros posted:

All they need is a decent promo guy and they're set.

Tyson Kidd is a great heel promo these days.

FACT

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008
I enjoy that there aren't any towns in Switzerland. There is just the country itself.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Sum Mors posted:

I enjoy that there aren't any towns in Switzerland. There is just the country itself.

WWE once booked someone from "Japan."

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Khali came from a small-town called India where everybody knows each other's name.

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