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NeuroticLich
Oct 30, 2012

Grimey Drawer
The 7 Most Badass Eating Challenges In America

They're back!

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


And starting strong: Man In Solitary Confinement Can’t Break With Reality Fast Enough

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Wow: No One On ‘WWE Raw’ Was Mad Enough To Fight Each Other Last Night, So They Just Sent All The Fans Home

25 Places The Bae Goes When They Ghost On You

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I Will Never Give Up If There’s Even A 40% Chance My Child Is Still Alive

quote:

To clarify, if the probability she’s still alive falls to 39 percent or less, I will indeed stop looking and move on with my life. I understand what the statistics have to say about the likelihood of recovery in child abduction cases—I’m not an idiot.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?


:siren: Government Admits It Was Only Behind Destruction Of North Tower :siren:

As usual, the last line it the best.

Airconswitch
Aug 23, 2010

Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'


XKCD did it earlier though

Content: Missing Kazakhstani Nukes Turn Up In Manhattan

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

quote:

“Obviously, had we been aware that the South Tower was going to be hit, we would have given all Jewish workers advance notice to stay out of that building as well,” he added.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

The ability to play as Bowser had made our society more evil.

I love the headline the most really.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
I feel like that could be the title of an actual David Wong article.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


7 Celebs Who Were Awkward Teens

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

7 Things You Have To Do When Attending Your Own Funeral In Disguise

Time Cowboy
Nov 4, 2007

But Tarzan... The strangest thing has happened! I'm as bare... as the day I was born!

Gah, they keep writing articles about my life... :tinfoil:

calandryll
Apr 25, 2003

Ask me where I do my best drinking!



Pillbug
Man Clickhole is just awesome: Find Out What Colin Trevorrow, Bradley Cooper, And The 2Pac Hologram Have To Say

S.J.
May 19, 2008

Just who the hell do you think we are?

It Sadly Unclear Whether This Article Will Put Lives At Risk :smith:

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

I mean I get it's an upsetting day and all, but shouldn't they at least try and be funny.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Metric System Thriving In Nation's Inner Cities

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


I don't get it, it's just a typical.... oh! OHHHHH!

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

This one is great on just the title alone, but I feel like that little image with the baggie, pistol, and syringe kinda ruins it.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

quote:

A woman saw a homeless man on the street. He looked very tired and worn out, so she asked him if he was okay. “No, I’m not okay,” he said. When she asked him what was wrong, he said he was lonely and missed his family. Then she asked him other stuff, like what was he doing later. He said, “Not much,” and so they decided to go to the beach together to dig in the sand and get their skin salty. Once they got their skin salty, the rest was history. They laid out on the sand and soaked up all the sweet sun rays. A lifeguard came by to help them because he assumed they were strokin’ out from the rays, but they weren’t strokin’ out at all and didn’t need his help at all. More annoying than that, he just started blockin’ the rays that they were soakin’ up with his large muscular frame. So they said, “Stop blockin’ our rays, we love those rays, we gotta have them, soakin’ them up is what we live for.” Eventually he went away. Share if this moved you.



This would have been better with more words.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

World Unites In Desire To Have A Little More Time Between Terrorist Attacks

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
A classic that just got relevant again.

No One Murdered Because Of This Image

Image is extremely :nws:

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010

Tracula posted:

A classic that just got relevant again.

No One Murdered Because Of This Image

Image is extremely :nws:

Gives a whole new meaning to nose job.

Softface
Feb 16, 2011

Some things can't be unseen
How Many Of These Freaky Things Have Happened To You?

While I was filling this out I got the "Two More Years of Life" badge! :toot:

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Man Cautiously Avoids Barnes & Noble Section Where Teens Check Out Graphic Novels

Literally every time I go into a chain bookstore.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Oh god, I just remembered their thing with Swamp Thing:
'Jesus, What Is It Now?' Says Man Putting Down Swamp Thing Comic To Answer Phone Call From Wife

Barack Obama Names Alan Moore Official White House Biographer

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.
Some hard-hitting questions.

Are You Smart Enough To Work For Google?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008



SIGNATURE-
FORGING

TEENS

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I love the comics so much.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Lady Liberty is so emotional

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

canyoneer posted:

Lady Liberty is so emotional

She's got a lot to cry about. :911:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
White House Running Out Of Paintings To...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Heartwarming! This Fraternity Brother Came Out As Gay And Was Still Just As Much Of An rear end in a top hat

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Guards Gun Down Four Angels Escaping From Heaven

This is magical.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level
http://www.clickhole.com/article/so-fired-8-disastrous-reply-all-work-emails-1654

Cake Attack
Mar 26, 2010

alex no!!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

What Robert Downey Jr. Would Look Like Today

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


It wasn't very fair of them to include that real Obama one in with the fake ones.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
They are loving comedy wizards.

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