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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

mind the walrus posted:

Research Deus Ex then realize that even in 2000 a lot of its ideas were pretty old hat. This poo poo frankly wouldn't exist if there weren't consumer and military applications for it, military especially.

Are...you suggesting the military is replacing soldiers' limbs with prosthetics? :raise:

The tech for reading nerve impulses from the surface springboarded in part off DARPA's power armor project, but that's been ten years from being battlefield ready for fifteen years now. I'm really not sure what you're thinking of.

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Blue Footed Booby posted:

Are...you suggesting the military is replacing soldiers' limbs with prosthetics? :raise:

The tech for reading nerve impulses from the surface springboarded in part off DARPA's power armor project, but that's been ten years from being battlefield ready for fifteen years now. I'm really not sure what you're thinking of.

The military/government gives a ton of research grants and is a big purchaser for prosthetics for injured veterans. It's not like they're chopping limbs off in order to develop prosthetics, lol

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:

The military/government gives a ton of research grants and is a big purchaser for prosthetics for injured veterans. It's not like they're chopping limbs off in order to develop prosthetics, lol

that's what the war on terror is, like, for, man :tinfoil:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Wait - is that a tattoo?

That's some very impressive work.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wait - is that a tattoo?

Nope. But it is impressive work.

Edit: no way, I don't see it

Captain Lavender has a new favorite as of 09:42 on Dec 31, 2014

Wax Dynasty
Jan 1, 2013

This postseason, I've really enjoyed bringing back the three-inning save.


Hell Gem

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wait - is that a tattoo?

That's some very impressive work.

Yep: http://www.richpinedatattoos.com/

Edit: His Facebook has better photos than his website.

Wax Dynasty has a new favorite as of 09:40 on Dec 31, 2014

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Captain Lavender posted:

Nope. But it is impressive work.

Edit: no way, I don't see it

It took me the longest time to figure out I was actually looking at a forearm.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qerL893QDTY

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
I know the rally car car chat was on page two, but the stupid thing about the 1980s/1990s rally cars is that normal, mere mortals could buy street versions of them.



These homologation rules eventually led to road cars like the Ford Escort Cosworth, Subaru Impreza and Mitsubishi Evo. Then in the late 2000s the homologation rules were dropped and the sport/cars in general have been poo poo ever since.

During this glorious period, rally cars evolved from being essentially paddock bashers to somewhere up with the Space Shuttle as a symbol of man's engineering capabilities. It was the modern equivalent of flying too close to the sun.

E: The Lancia Delta S4 above will sell for about 240,000 GPB and is essentially the rally car with a suede interior. There's like 45 road-going versions left. it was supercharged and turbocharged. By the time the sport ended some manufacturers who were late to the sport had a tonne of these things unsold and almost couldn't give them away. Nowadays they rarely sell for under $400,000 USD.

Also by 'glorious' I mean the pace of technical development and road car availability, not the part about them killing people, obviously.

Butt Wizard has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Jan 7, 2015

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Wax Dynasty posted:

Yep: http://www.richpinedatattoos.com/

Edit: His Facebook has better photos than his website.

Holy poo poo that guy is good.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOKOtf9XWyg

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pyro Fox
Aug 22, 2013

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I think this qualifies.

http://i.imgur.com/5ZfZmw3.gifv

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


That guy is really good at his job.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

Wax Dynasty posted:

Yep: http://www.richpinedatattoos.com/

Edit: His Facebook has better photos than his website.


Wow he's amazing! And he's local to my area. I'm booking a session as soon as i can! God drat!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Speed archery!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEG-ly9tQGk

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






I hope that's real, because the trick shots he pulls are some of the most insane poo poo I've ever seen.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I have nightmares sort of like this.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Butt Wizard posted:

I know the rally car car chat was on page two, but the stupid thing about the 1980s/1990s rally cars is that normal, mere mortals could buy street versions of them.


you might like this, good post btw :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgWWNJVdYA

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

This is about ten kinds of crazy. The one where he's sitting at the table is like something from a Tarantino movie.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
...And the discreditors are already coming out of the woodwork.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

in short he is using a bow that would do nothing to anyone back in the day. its one thing to do what he is doing with a light bow as opposed to one with a 100lb or more draw weight and war arrows.

if he just demonstrated it as an awesome talent no one would care, but he is making sweeping claims and getting a lot of things wrong in the process

hell jauche on the forums been commenting on it for a few days now, he is horribly triggered

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3486446&pagenumber=312&perpage=40#post440692652

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Eh I just took it as typical puffery and enjoyed the fact that the dude caught an arrow in midair

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

WoodrowSkillson posted:

in short he is using a bow that would do nothing to anyone back in the day. its one thing to do what he is doing with a light bow as opposed to one with a 100lb or more draw weight and war arrows.

if he just demonstrated it as an awesome talent no one would care, but he is making sweeping claims and getting a lot of things wrong in the process

hell jauche on the forums been commenting on it for a few days now, he is horribly triggered

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3486446&pagenumber=312&perpage=40#post440692652

Who gives a gently caress if it's not the exact same bow ancient people used or some dumb poo poo. It's far more entertaining and a better look into ancient archery than some fat goon on SA whining that it's not 100% accurate.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Who gives a gently caress if it's not the exact same bow ancient people used or some dumb poo poo. It's far more entertaining and a better look into ancient archery than some fat goon on SA whining that it's not 100% accurate.

Except that it sounds like the fat goon who doesn't know what he's talking about is the archer in question.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Who gives a gently caress if it's not the exact same bow ancient people used or some dumb poo poo. It's far more entertaining and a better look into ancient archery than some fat goon on SA whining that it's not 100% accurate.

the SA dude actually makes bows lol

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

ReidRansom posted:

Except that it sounds like the fat goon who doesn't know what he's talking about is the archer in question.

I dunno, the guy has video proof of him pulling off feats like grabbing or shooting an arrow out of the air. Oh wait he's using a lighter bow that only "kids and old people" would use 2000 years ago, ha ha what a loser.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

the SA dude actually makes bows lol

Well poo poo he does. Got a video of him doing sick tricks with his bows somewhere?

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



davidspackage posted:

I have nightmares sort of like this.

You need to watch the movie "Melancholia", stat.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

I dunno, the guy has video proof of him pulling off feats like grabbing or shooting an arrow out of the air. Oh wait he's using a lighter bow that only "kids and old people" would use 2000 years ago, ha ha what a loser.


the tricks are badass, if he just posted the video of that no one would care and everyone would say it owned, he himself is claiming a whole bunch of poo poo that makes no sense, so people are responding to that.

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010
Tbh the dude narrating doesn't sound 100% serious to me and to me felt more like a way of spicing up the video of trickshots but I might be wrong though. It might just be his exaggerated attemt at hiding his danish accent which still shines through.

I'm danish btw.

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Aug 6, 2013


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Then we are holding you responsible until this guy is publicly humiliated to our satisfaction.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

Horrible Smutbeast posted:

Who gives a gently caress if it's not the exact same bow ancient people used or some dumb poo poo. It's far more entertaining and a better look into ancient archery than some fat goon on SA whining that it's not 100% accurate.

"Who cares if it is not accurate, it gives us an accurate look into ancient archery."

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Brah shot an oncoming arrow in half.

gently caress History.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Unless you have a time machine you can't prove the arrow dude wrong so suck it down nerds

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

Tbh the dude narrating doesn't sound 100% serious to me and to me felt more like a way of spicing up the video of trickshots but I might be wrong though. It might just be his exaggerated attemt at hiding his danish accent which still shines through.

That's what caught me up initially. It felt like it was gonna be a parody video or something just by the tone of the narration and seeing him gently caress around in the forest and knock the arrows out of his quiver.

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Fool and the World
Dec 8, 2010

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Brah shot an oncoming arrow in half.

gently caress History.

Yeah, this is the important bit. History would have been a lot cooler if it had actually been John Woo's fever dream.

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