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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Random Stranger posted:

Come on, guys. You now have twenty minutes to get a random guy in a costume, a burger, and to sneak up on him for time.

He has to deliver a burger from the ether, though.

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Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


The King has sick dance moves.

Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!
They're assburgers. His butt is an extradimensional storage.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

like all kings he has the ability to stand on top of his lessers

HGH
Dec 20, 2011
It's not even just burgers, it's also coffees, onion rings, and those horrible, horrible abominations they call Croissandwiches.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
There should at least be an assassination mission where you kill a clown by pouring coffee on their crotch.

Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!
*heavy breathing*

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"
What is this game.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
"Whose french fries are these?"

Chomposaur
Feb 28, 2010




AnonSpore posted:

What is this game.

Art.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



AnonSpore posted:

What is this game.

The greatest game since Chester Cheetah.

Arrgytehpirate
Oct 2, 2011

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



what the gently caress

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012

I'm actually fairly entertained by this Sneak King run, he has an absurd amount of trivia to deliver on this $2.99 budget game.

Get Innocuous!
Dec 6, 2011

come together

Sage Grimm posted:

They're assburgers.

Speaking of which...

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Too bad I slept through Awful Games, I just started watching the past broadcast and it's been absolutely great so far.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

the king just stood and watched while a man passed out from hunger

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

nerdbot posted:

I'm actually fairly entertained by this Sneak King run, he has an absurd amount of trivia to deliver on this $2.99 budget game.

I cannot believe there's actual routing and a loving crew for this game. It goes to show, the speed running community will run ANYTHING, provided it isn't basically an auto-scroller.

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Brother Entropy posted:

the king just stood and watched while a man passed out from hunger

Let Them Eat Burgs

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Essurio Sans Frontieres

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Need a gif of the fence man turning around for a burger and then going back under the fence.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Runner has to put actual thought into answer to question, "What is your favorite Burger King item."

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

But seriously, Big Bumpin' for SGDQ.

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
I've never eaten at a Burger King and I'm pretty sure I'll now be too terrified to ever do so.

Boogalo
Jul 8, 2012

Meep Meep




Kanfy posted:

I've never eaten at a Burger King and I'm pretty sure I'll now be too terrified to ever do so.

It is at least better than mcdonalds.

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

Kanfy posted:

I've never eaten at a Burger King and I'm pretty sure I'll now be too terrified to ever do so.

It's pretty terrible, but that game was pretty entertaining. It's better than McD's but that's not saying much.

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Kanfy posted:

I've never eaten at a Burger King and I'm pretty sure I'll now be too terrified to ever do so.

I stopped eating fast food for awhile and my body actually physically rejects it. It makes me incredibly nausea and sick to my stomach. I can basically only eat french fries from McDonald's. Other burgers from actual resturants do not have this effect on me.

Dapper Dan fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jan 8, 2015

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



DoctorStrangelove posted:

But seriously, Big Bumpin' for SGDQ.

As long as they don't do Pocketbike Racer since no one wants any more race games.

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Dapper Dan posted:

I cannot believe there's actual routing and a loving crew for this game. It goes to show, the speed running community will run ANYTHING, provided it isn't basically an auto-scroller.

I think Kirby Air Ride has a speedrun actually.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



This has to be the worst video game music I've ever heard.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



weekly font posted:

This has to be the worst video game music I've ever heard.

I've heard worse... but only from pirate games.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

weekly font posted:

This has to be the worst video game music I've ever heard.

Its pretty dire but I don't think its Crazy Bus bad.

Mr E
Sep 18, 2007

I can't imagine being enough of a collecter that I would buy out a 70 dollar auction for this game on ebay.

Waterfall of Salt
May 14, 2013

Ow, my eye

weekly font posted:

This has to be the worst video game music I've ever heard.

This music is at least listenable in comparison to Sonic 3D Blast 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnP-qvpR0hk

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Waterfall of Salt posted:

This music is at least listenable in comparison to Sonic 3D Blast 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnP-qvpR0hk
:suicide:

This isn't even music. It's barely any thing.

HUMAN FISH
Jul 6, 2003

I Am A Mom With A
"BLACK BELT"
In AUTISM
I Have Strengths You Can't Imagine
What the hell was that

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Yep, I watched that loving cartoon as a kid. And I looooooved it.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



weekly font posted:

Yep, I watched that loving cartoon as a kid. And I looooooved it.

The fact that you're still alive proves that Alan Moore's dark rituals do not work.

Waterfall of Salt
May 14, 2013

Ow, my eye

weekly font posted:

:suicide:

This isn't even music. It's barely any thing.
It's Angel Island Zone! :v:

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I watched this awful cartoon as a kid...even had this toy which I honestly want to try to reobtain as it was a pretty awesome toy as a kid (no idea why the package is in Spanish).



Also why is Swamp Thing upside down!

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Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!
He possessed an 'apple' and turned it upside down. Dying didn't reset the rotation.

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