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the moron just peed all over me. also hamster tips itt 
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delicious when baked into a casserole |
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Jan 8, 2015 18:50
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tbh, op, I would probably do the same exact thing were we to ever meet irl
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Jan 8, 2015 18:51
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Hugh Malone posted:delicious when baked into a casserole hugh!! unkind this man is trying to show us his hamster
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WD-40 posted:hugh!! unkind I'm sorry, I misunderstood what sort of tips he was looking for |
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Jan 8, 2015 18:53
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Hugh Malone posted:I'm sorry, I misunderstood what sort of tips he was looking for I'm so mad with the little guy that all tips are welcome incl culinary ones GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:tbh, op, I would probably do the same exact thing were we to ever meet irl rude |
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Jan 8, 2015 19:07
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i had a hamster that used to just sit in its little bed all day and pee itself for like 3 years. im glad it's dead
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Jan 8, 2015 19:10
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thank u bacalou
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my sisters had 2 hamsters when they were young but for some reason they got bright green bedding, which turned the hamsters green over time and then they got cancer from it. |
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Jan 8, 2015 19:14
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RIP to sunbeam and moonbeam |
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Jan 8, 2015 19:15
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*looks nervously at bright green comforter*
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Jan 8, 2015 19:16
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it was like green eggs and ham but wrong... just all wrong |
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Jan 8, 2015 19:17
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dont let him crawl into ur colon at night |
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Jan 8, 2015 19:22
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hamsters like to dress up. make sure your hamster has plenty of dress up clothes this one is a superhero 
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Jan 8, 2015 19:49
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Jan 8, 2015 19:54
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Squirrel007 posted:
ffs that's the cutest thing I've ever seen |
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Jan 8, 2015 20:10
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My friend had hamsters and they turned out to be male and female but the lady hamster ate all her babies and then I guess she got the taste for hamster blood because she ate her husband and then died.
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Jan 8, 2015 20:10
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Squirrel007 posted:
so hungey |
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Jan 8, 2015 20:12
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i used to have a dwarf hamster named greta, her mom belonged to a friend of mine and she stil.l visited with mom sometimes  she outlived all of her siblings, and died peacefully in her bedding at the very ripe age of 3 when she died, we buried her and i played the bagpipes and my friend gave an adapted version of the spock eulogy from the wrath of khan bye greta 
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alnilam posted:i used to have a dwarf hamster named greta, her mom belonged to a friend of mine and she stil.l visited with mom sometimes Wait. You play the bagpipes?
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Jan 8, 2015 23:50
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maybe 
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Jan 8, 2015 23:51
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alnilam posted:maybe Holy...
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Jan 8, 2015 23:53
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what a dreamboat
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WD-40 posted:what a dreamboat Yeah he's the complete package for sure 
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Jan 8, 2015 23:56
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i think greta the hamster would be proud of me, today
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Jan 8, 2015 23:59
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ThomasPaine posted:the moron just peed all over me. My advice would be to shame him by photoshopping him in such a way as to make it look like he was responsible for a horrible disaster... And luckily there's the perfect thread for that http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3693098&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 |
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ThomasPaine posted:the moron just peed all over me. Show him who is boss and pee on him. ---------------- |
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Jan 9, 2015 00:14
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hamster tip: don't own a hamster because they will pee on you
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during my psych class in high school we had to build a maze and the teacher wanted us to get a mouse, rat, or hamster to train to go through the maze. I got a dwarf hamster and named him Yoshi while everyone else got mice. Yoshi was the quickest to go through the maze and super cute so everyone ended up taking their mice back and getting hamsters. i think my hamster is even in the year book, lol. he never bit me and even got out of his cage a few times and when i found him under a dresser he came right out and into my hand. i loved that little hamster and i was devastated when he died. |
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Jan 9, 2015 01:22
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alnilam posted:i used to have a dwarf hamster named greta, her mom belonged to a friend of mine and she stil.l visited with mom sometimes i wish i could have played the bagpipes for my hamster when he died... that's really nice. |
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Jan 9, 2015 01:24
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my first ever pet was a hamster (not telling you its name its my secret answer :P) he got a giant tumour on his neck and died on the operating table. hamsters are depressing
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FluffieDuckie posted:Yeah he's the complete package for sure also this lil guy is adorable, I love him.
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I want a hamster now. |
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Jan 9, 2015 01:52
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Siluvayne posted:lets start an alnilam fan club, I'll be the secretary i get to be the president! first order of business is this alnilam fan letter i wrote alnilam is really rad he cheers me up when i am sad he puts out fires with a rag hes draws a bit and pipes the bag he knows science and other stuff his postings always up to snuff so heres 3 cheers for our friend al my very favorite posting pal
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op please remember that you can only give the hamster the tip b/c otherwise it will just split in half |
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Jan 9, 2015 02:08
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also don't give your hamster a bath even if it has poop stuck to it b/c it will die even if you dry it off and cuddle it |
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Jan 9, 2015 02:09
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bog pixie posted:RIP to sunbeam and moonbeam |
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Jan 9, 2015 02:13
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Squirrel007 posted:
nanchos
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i loved my zorro cuz he had a little mask, and was my first pet but then my parents wouldn't let me take him because we were driving through death valley... I still miss him
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now i want another dwarf hamster |
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