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dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Slavvy posted:

Knew a guy who swapped ITR cams into a B16 civic type R engine (in a civic ferio sedan, because he was a fuckhead). I asked him if the cam pulleys were a different size or anything.

"Oh yup they were bigger and they rubbed on the cam cover where it goes over the cambelt. I just ran it for a while and they eventually just cut a channel, 'sall good."

Also daily stories about how he totally owned this evo, bro.

I thought the B16b cams were more aggressive than what came in an ITR anyway.

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

dissss posted:

I thought the B16b cams were more aggressive than what came in an ITR anyway.

Yeah but if they're spinning at 1/3 the crank speed instead of 1/2....

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

It's the boat airhorns that sell it.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


^^^

quote:

there is nothing wrong with the car

It seems we disagree, sir.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Slavvy posted:

Knew a guy who swapped ITR cams into a B16 civic type R engine (in a civic ferio sedan, because he was a fuckhead). I asked him if the cam pulleys were a different size or anything.

"Oh yup they were bigger and they rubbed on the cam cover where it goes over the cambelt. I just ran it for a while and they eventually just cut a channel, 'sall good."

Also daily stories about how he totally owned this evo, bro.
This doesn't make sense to me. How can he fit different size cam pulleys and not immediately grenade the engine? If the donor car has different sized pulleys, you'd also need the appropriate crank pulley, otherwise the cams will be out if sync with the crank an it'll either smash the valves into the pistons or (if not an interference design) run incredibly badly, if at all.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.


:stonk:

put the welder down and back away with your hands where I can see them.

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Jul 11, 2006

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kastein posted:



:stonk:

put the welder down and back away with your hands where I can see them.

What the gently caress am I looking at? I didn't know you could weld with hair.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Looks like exhaust pipe.

I've seen better welds with two car batteries!

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

If I had to guess they wrapped the object with wire mesh and splattered molten metal at it until it sealed.

Maybe the person who did it works for spray crete.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Nope, that's what happens when you use a MIG welder with your wire speed set REALLY HIGH and your voltage set REALLY LOW.

Honestly I've never seen anything that bad, it's got to be a joke.

iForge
Oct 28, 2010

Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Nope, that's what happens when you use a MIG welder with your wire speed set REALLY HIGH and your voltage set REALLY LOW.

Honestly I've never seen anything that bad, it's got to be a joke.

I don't think it's a joke sadly. It looks like it has been in service, or at least strapped to the bottom of a car for a while.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Could be a "I don't give a gently caress" guilty pleasure fix on a terrible beater. One of the many joys of owning a pos is the quarter assed repairs just because the things worthless. Especially if there's a replacement for the beater on the way.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Bajaha posted:

Could be a "I don't give a gently caress" guilty pleasure fix on a terrible beater. One of the many joys of owning a pos is the quarter assed repairs just because the things worthless. Especially if there's a replacement for the beater on the way.

I don't think I could weld that badly if I tried. I mean, it had to have taken like a hour to build up all that, versus a few minutes when you've got a good arc and appropriate speed. It was MORE work to gently caress it up like that!

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



When I said I wanted monitors in the seatbacks, that's not what I meant.

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


kastein posted:



:stonk:

put the welder down and back away with your hands where I can see them.

Its hypnotic. Its almost art, in a sick, twisted fashion.
Its also very confusing - I can't weld well, but I'm sure as poo poo better than that.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Siochain posted:

Its hypnotic. Its almost art, in a sick, twisted fashion.
Its also very confusing - I can't weld well, but I'm sure as poo poo better than that.

First thing I learned about welding. If your welds look like poo poo, double check that you turned the gas on.

Invalido
Dec 28, 2005

BICHAELING

Bajaha posted:

Could be a "I don't give a gently caress" guilty pleasure fix on a terrible beater. One of the many joys of owning a pos is the quarter assed repairs just because the things worthless. Especially if there's a replacement for the beater on the way.

Hack repairs are quite pleasurable when it really doesn't matter.



This car managed to stay within noise limits and continue totally-not-racing in the 24 hour "endurance test" in which it took part. The terrible car stuff is the turbo that broke down shortly after, starting a fire that abruptly ended the totally-not-a-race for that year.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

InitialDave posted:

This doesn't make sense to me. How can he fit different size cam pulleys and not immediately grenade the engine? If the donor car has different sized pulleys, you'd also need the appropriate crank pulley, otherwise the cams will be out if sync with the crank an it'll either smash the valves into the pistons or (if not an interference design) run incredibly badly, if at all.

I'm assuming he used the crank sprocket off a B18 as well. It's also possible that the pulleys were functionally the same size but had a lip or something around the outside.

BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer

Invalido posted:

This car managed to stay within noise limits and continue totally-not-racing in the 24 hour "endurance test" in which it took part. The terrible car stuff is the turbo that broke down shortly after, starting a fire that abruptly ended the totally-not-a-race for that year.



What car is it?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

kastein posted:



:stonk:

put the welder down and back away with your hands where I can see them.

This makes me feel a lot better about the crappy welds I used to do back in high school ag shop. Good god. :stare:

Invalido
Dec 28, 2005

BICHAELING

BoostCreep posted:

What car is it?

It was a Volvo S40 T4. All cars are scrapped after the completion of the "endurance test", so it is no more.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

xzzy posted:

What the christ, Ford.

These companies supposedly employ multiple people who's sole job is to nitpick the driving ergonomics and design. What the gently caress are these shitheels doing, bullshitting at the water cooler for 8 hours then clocking out?
In my experience as software QA for big companies usually this stuff is reported, but assclown project managers who are tunnel-visioning on release dates make the issues "low priority" or "won't fix"

I'm absolutely sure this happens regularly in the car business since delaying a car's launch probably costs the company more money than delaying a software launch. 'Course it'll cost a whole fuckton more money if it kills people down the road or requires any other recall...

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I just pulled in about 15 minutes ago, drove up the hill I live on no problem, would have been just fine without my snow tires since it only half-rear end snowed the last couple days and the road was basically clear aside from salt, though there was a little buildup on the sidewalk and at the curbs, so I grabbed my push broom and went to sweeping my sidewalk/front walk/porch steps/etc. since it was the really powdery stuff, and I was just brushing it all into my yard.

Not more than a minute later after I start a big honking Chevy SUV comes barreling up the road, guns it with one tire in the buildup by the curb, and starts spinning its tires just gunning it for all he's worth going half-sideways on the road my little FWD car just puttered straight up.

HOW can you be so bad at driving?

Though in retrospect maybe this would be better for the "People you share the road with" thread. Eh, I'm not a fan of crossposting, it can sit here just fine.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

PCOS Bill posted:

I just pulled in about 15 minutes ago, drove up the hill I live on no problem, would have been just fine without my snow tires since it only half-rear end snowed the last couple days and the road was basically clear aside from salt, though there was a little buildup on the sidewalk and at the curbs, so I grabbed my push broom and went to sweeping my sidewalk/front walk/porch steps/etc. since it was the really powdery stuff, and I was just brushing it all into my yard.

Not more than a minute later after I start a big honking Chevy SUV comes barreling up the road, guns it with one tire in the buildup by the curb, and starts spinning its tires just gunning it for all he's worth going half-sideways on the road my little FWD car just puttered straight up.

HOW can you be so bad at driving?

Though in retrospect maybe this would be better for the "People you share the road with" thread. Eh, I'm not a fan of crossposting, it can sit here just fine.

Spinning the tires faster gives them more opportunities to "hook up". It's a game of numbers.

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

by Cyrano4747
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dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Extra posted:

With traction control these days people can just put the pedal to the floor and let the car figure it out for them.

Maybe if the system is really good. A lot of traction control systems are still useless in anything too slippery

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Extra posted:

With traction control these days people can just put the pedal to the floor and let the car figure it out for them.

This was a late-90s/early-00s model, complete with rust holding it together and a crappy sticker family on the back half worn off

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

dissss posted:

Maybe if the system is really good. A lot of traction control systems are still useless in anything too slippery

I've actually been attempting to actually break traction both times it snowed this week. After putting my winters on, I drat near can't break traction. It's hilarious to just burn off from a standstill when the light turns green and everyone is slipping and sliding while my proper tires just hook up and go.

I wish we had laws here that required winter tires during the snow months like some other countries do. If you can't afford to buy proper tires, get the gently caress off the road.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I agree, gently caress the poor

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

PCOS Bill posted:

I agree, gently caress the poor

quite honestly I'd rather drive on a road full of uninsured vehicles with good snow tires on them than on a road full of vehicles with legal but nearly dead summers and state minimum insurance on every single one.

I'm not saying I object to insurance requirements... but rather that if you live in a fuckin' snowy area, part of having a safe car is to make it actually stick to the road. Driving in the winter on lovely tires is about as dangerous as driving in the summer on bald ones, and one of these things isn't legal. It's not even THAT expensive, either, compared to a lot of other things cars need... firestone winterforces for a 1999 honda civic are $270 on tirerack. For a full set.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



I really like what the local government insurance company did in my province. Financing on winter tires through your insurance (everyone has the same provider)

I see so many fresh sets of winter tires on the road, its heartwarming.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
SOCIALISM :ghost:

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

kastein posted:

quite honestly I'd rather drive on a road full of uninsured vehicles with good snow tires on them than on a road full of vehicles with legal but nearly dead summers and state minimum insurance on every single one.

I'm not saying I object to insurance requirements... but rather that if you live in a fuckin' snowy area, part of having a safe car is to make it actually stick to the road. Driving in the winter on lovely tires is about as dangerous as driving in the summer on bald ones, and one of these things isn't legal. It's not even THAT expensive, either, compared to a lot of other things cars need... firestone winterforces for a 1999 honda civic are $270 on tirerack. For a full set.

Plus like $80 in shipping, another $50 to get them mounted, having somewhere to store the non-winter tires....

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


Bajaha posted:

I really like what the local government insurance company did in my province. Financing on winter tires through your insurance (everyone has the same provider)

I see so many fresh sets of winter tires on the road, its heartwarming.

Manitoba ho? I saw that this last year. I'm out east now, but I thought it was a brilliant program. I'm curious to see what they're going to accrue in savings from dumb people who are less dangerous now. Slightly less dangerous.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

I'm about the last thing anyone would consider a socialist :v:

This however is loving common sense.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Just Chrysler Things



yes that's a turbine

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

:catstare:

How'd it get all the way back there?

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Safety Dance posted:

:catstare:

How'd it get all the way back there?

Inertia probably.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Sudo Echo posted:

Inertia probably.

Don't believe it. It would have gone through the endplate of the muffler, not the side. Edges of the sheetmetal look a bit suspicious, too. I smell a joke.

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kastein posted:

Don't believe it. It would have gone through the endplate of the muffler, not the side. Edges of the sheetmetal look a bit suspicious, too. I smell a joke.

I can buy it. Not sure if that's a muffler or a resonator, but either way, depending on the internal structure of baffles and packing, once it catches and starts to dig, it'll just saw its way through until it's expended enough energy .

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