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It's like a repetitive mad lib mixed with a sexual proposition Craigslist ad
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 07:20 |
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I tried to madlib it but it and exchange piss for poo. It cannot be done, sir.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 07:24 |
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Also from that threadOrkin Mang posted:u know a womans orgasiming when she starts doing the worm
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 07:31 |
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Quidam Viator posted:
Its fun if you read them in Bobcat Goldwait's voice.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 08:21 |
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pentyne posted:Not really, most young(ish) people live off soda and energy drinks. It'll turn your urine opaque. actually, they don't
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 09:34 |
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Why is your avatar involving the sex of cartoon horses
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 10:15 |
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idk but you should sub
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 10:35 |
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Cyberball 2072 posted:This semester at the retard college.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 11:37 |
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https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/553963101927014401quote:[TCC]
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 18:50 |
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Ok so I've been pretty drunk but I've never done drugs, how is it that someone can be this far gone and still able to use the internet? Muscle memory?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 19:11 |
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So what, he spilled his cocaine on his keyboard and then attempted to snort from there?
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 19:44 |
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No, he clearly succeeded.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 19:46 |
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quote:pokelllmaaas An addict's Christmas alternative
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 20:10 |
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Major Failure posted:There is to my mind only one solution, my friend:
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 23:31 |
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Um.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 23:44 |
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I liked the part about the tortured PETA members.
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# ? Jan 10, 2015 23:53 |
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The OSHA thread discovers the existence of Nazi Cows.VectorSigma posted:nazi cows Snowglobe of Doom posted:They started out as an experiment in the 1920s by some German zoo directors to recreate Aurochs but one of them later got chummy with Goering and talked them up as a metaphor for the Aryan race (Strong! Proud! Aggressive!) and arranged to have them re-introduced to the wild as a sort of non-human lebensraum. Apparently they were used in some Nazi propaganda. Powered Descent posted:Nazi cows are what supplies the milk for the Dairy of Anne Frank.
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 02:32 |
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Hitler B. Natural posted:Here's Bob Lang's measured and reasoned response to the situation the_steve posted:Wait a minute...goats can't talk!
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 18:58 |
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Zero One posted:The OSHA thread discovers the existence of Nazi Cows. And a follow-up for you vegans out there: DiHK posted:Combine a Nazi cryogenics lab and a forced labor carrot farm: Frozen Orange Jews
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 19:06 |
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GBS has a " itt you are presenting your BIG IDEA to your whole company" thread. PixieDreamGirl delivers:PixieDreamGirl posted:Guys...
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# ? Jan 11, 2015 21:34 |
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Frog Act posted:
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 20:18 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:The rectangle almost completely filled Central Hall, the largest and historically least depressing room in the Las Vegas Convention Center. Several billions in bitcoin and bullion had been spent, and conservation experts from Facebook Centers across the country had been flown in to help restore the structure to its 20th century splendor; the last living scholar of 1960s Las Vegas carpeting had even been brought out of retirement. No expense was spared, no detail ignored, no LED unpolished—all seventy thousand of them twinkled, spelling out, “CES CENTURY! 1967—2067!”
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# ? Jan 12, 2015 22:06 |
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A while ago there was this fyad thread posted which was basically a fyad.txt dump of the best fyad quotes from a few years before. It was really really long and contained awesome posts by sq and manyak and Wayne, and I can't find it anywhere. Can anyone refer me to it?
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 03:59 |
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atomicthumbs posted:consumer electronics Anyone interested in more like this should check out this goldmined thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842 and every post in it by Kirk.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 04:17 |
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bewilderment posted:Anyone interested in more like this should check out this goldmined thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842 and every post in it by Kirk. Just-In-Timeberlake posted:you're a mod for god's sake, DO SOMETHING
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 05:22 |
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Yeah the just-in quote gets me every time.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 06:28 |
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Kirk posted:i cant
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:30 |
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Your service to posterity is noted and appreciated.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:31 |
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Please don't write fanfiction about my Friday nights.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 10:54 |
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Content: Bad metaphors, true goonishnes.Magnetic North posted:Oh my god, please tell me I've been reading the Tumblr thread too long and I can no longer tell the difference between a troll post and a real one. But, on the off chance this isn't a troll and I'm talking to some sort of sentient lichen permeating the pages of a cheeto-stained comic book draped over an unplugged keyboard, let me try and work with this metaphor:
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 11:25 |
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Jesus christ
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 17:31 |
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Mods ban the comic book metaphor guy
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 17:35 |
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man you'd think there weren't any funny goon quotes that aren't seven pages long. whoever said brevity is the soul of wit was a retard, eh pals.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:32 |
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tbp posted:whoever said brevity is the soul of wit was a retard, eh pals. actually true
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 21:40 |
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Gabriel Pope posted:actually true Didn't the guy say that in the middle of a long-rear end monologue or something? Shakespeare meant for him to be retarded.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:32 |
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I'm warning you, if people don't start quoting me, I'm going to stop visiting this thread. And my visits add 100 views per day. Just saying.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 01:07 |
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:I'm warning you, if people don't start quoting me, I'm going to stop visiting this thread. And my visits add 100 views per day. Just saying. Happy?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 01:25 |
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Josef K. Sourdust posted:Look, we can all agree the Holocaust happened. I am just saying there is a difference between a million and a thousand.
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^^ You've got the right idea. I hope this turns into one of those things like when someone makes a bad pun and we get two pages of tortured follow-ups.
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katlington posted:Tom bombadill is what happens when you put frosty the snowmans hat on a ganja plant
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