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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



At least Mr. Popo isn't making monkey noises.

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Yeah, who the gently caress are you?

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
god is a blue cockroach

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

spoon0042 posted:

god is a blue cockroach

No, God is Kami. Well, the God of Earth.

King Kai is like the God of a quarter of the universe.

Also Nokia tone.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
Is the sound dying out and coming back at these jokes or is it just me?

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Man, Ocean Group King Kai was way better than Funimation King Kai.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Goku, stop no-selling King Kai's hilarious jokes

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Rhonne posted:

Also notice how it was a Rogue review and not Unity.

Demarco would have gotten bricks thrown at him for accepting a Ubi payoff for any kind of good word about Unity

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Maleketh posted:

Man, Ocean Group King Kai was way better than Funimation King Kai.

hang yourself

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Jokes and jokes.

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Dred Cosmonaut posted:

hang yourself

No, and you can't make me.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
these aren't the jokes that I remember

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I thought you were here to train as the universe's funniest stand-up comedian, sorry

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

hang yourself

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hearing Goku say drat is freaking me out

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

JT Jag posted:

I thought you were here to train as the universe's funniest stand-up comedian, sorry

To be honest, that would probably beat Vegeta a lot quicker.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
what the gently caress is Planet Kai made of that it's got 10 G normal, loving Uranium

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Did they cut out Krillian and the others fighting those saiyans from the past?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I know King Kai trains Goku in some techniques but can he actually fight?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



King Kai's voice sounds like that one penis bird from the ATHF pinball episode.

"I'm not having no doctors pokin' around inside MY gay baby saiyan!"

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


Argus Zant posted:

what the gently caress is Planet Kai made of that it's got 10 G normal, loving Uranium

It's full of space pirates.

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Rhonne posted:

Did they cut out Krillian and the others fighting those saiyans from the past?

Yes.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

Rudoku posted:

It's full of space pirates.

with or without their tubes full of Delicious Candy

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Nappa and Vegeta aren't among the most powerful warriors in the universe. King Kai you are a liar.

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp
Lesson One: Spank the Monkey

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


King Kai tells him that and for the rest of the series they decide "more gravity = more training."

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

King Kai's voice sounds like that one penis bird from the ATHF pinball episode.

"I'm not having no doctors pokin' around inside MY gay baby saiyan!"

I can't unhear it

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
You need to catch this chicken, Rock

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
punch the monkey and win a prize

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



How does a planet that small have gravity that strong? Seriously.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

muscles like this? posted:

King Kai tells him that and for the rest of the series they decide "more gravity = more training."

Well, they've been using weights/weighted clothes since OG DB. This is just an extension of that.

Lol King Kai and Goku are both Sean Schemmel.

5-Headed Snake God
Jun 12, 2008

Do you see how he's a cat?


Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

How does a planet that small have gravity that strong? Seriously.

It's super-dense, I guess? Like a star.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

How does a planet that small have gravity that strong? Seriously.

It's a loving fictional anime

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

How does a planet that small have gravity that strong? Seriously.

It's a neutron star duh

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Maleketh posted:

Nappa and Vegeta aren't among the most powerful warriors in the universe. King Kai you are a liar.

Yeah Goku they're the most powerful guys in the universe *looks at list of at least two dozen of insanely powerful guys just chillen or w/e*. Totally strong

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp

muscles like this? posted:

King Kai tells him that and for the rest of the series they decide "more gravity = more training."

Later on they can't simulate heavier gravity so they have to train in a time bubble.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Waffleman_ posted:

Well, they've been using weights/weighted clothes since OG DB. This is just an extension of that.

It's just boring that that's all they do after a certain point. Super duper extreme maxi ultra gravity and then time fuckery to let you train a year in a hour or something.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2

Rhonne posted:

Also notice how it was a Rogue review and not Unity.
Rogue was the good one. Well the not horribly broken one.




Dred Cosmonaut posted:

holy poo poo the cropping on kai sucks loving dick
It's a 4:3 show. Either they stretch or pillarbox.




Argus Zant posted:

the gently caress kind of Earth is this that there are goddamned dinosaurs running around

what, did Piccolo decide to train Gohan in Jurassic Park or what here
The president of earth in Dragonball is a dog.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
according to the schedule tonight's naruto is titled "something important..."

what are the chances something actually happens

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Vengeful Turtle posted:

Later on they can't simulate heavier gravity so they have to train in a time bubble.

They use Vegeta's space ship a lot.

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