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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

PrinceRandom posted:

peytons gonna get his second ring holding a clipboard for the brockster

that's Human Obelisk Brock Osweiler thank you

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HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
Nationwide tune

"Should have retired after last year."

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This Navy commercial is scary as gently caress and looks straight out of some dystopia

Wrong!

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Chris James 2 posted:

Peyton's going to go one-and-done in the playoffs for one of the only times in his career

Lol what

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Parmesan Basil posted:

Got two words for ya: John and Elway.

counterpoint: jerry jones

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This Navy commercial is scary as gently caress and looks straight out of some dystopia
Keith David's wonderful baritone doesn't do much to dispel that image, either.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jet Jaguar posted:

OK did I just see an animated foot beat the hell out of words in a simulated boxing ring?

The future is weird, man.

it's a metaphor. Lucky is the giant hideous happy diseased toe. the Broncos are toenail fungus.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.
I just realized that I want the Broncos to win, because a not "rested" Peyton in freezing Foxborough against our secondary will be so much fun to watch.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

NickRoweFillea posted:

counterpoint: jerry jones

Jerry would love to be a fourth as evil.

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
Denver gonna get another score before halftime.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Papa John is pissed

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

AradoBalanga posted:

Keith David's wonderful baritone doesn't do much to dispel that image, either.

He's still probably the Thing.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Now I know the history of halftime, thanks Pepsi.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Why does the black football player have to be with the black girl?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Josh Lyman posted:

Why does the black football player have to be with the black girl?

Why is the black guy even allowed on the field in 1920s football?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Did the nfl ever go through with their moronic idea of forcing the superbowl halftime performer to pay THEM for the privilege?

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Parmesan Basil posted:

Jerry would love to be a fourth as evil.

wait wait lemme hit you with some even more hosed up words: chris christie

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

Josh Lyman posted:

Why does the black football player have to be with the black girl?

Because its 1922 and he doesn't want to be lynched by both teams, and their fans?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Josh Lyman posted:

Why does the black football player have to be with the black girl?

because race mixing still isn't legal everywhere, so wouldn't want to offend.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
wow peyton really is done


end of an era

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

Why does the black football player have to be with the black girl?

It was a different time back then.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

NickRoweFillea posted:

wait wait lemme hit you with some even more hosed up words: chris christie

well he doesn't own a football team so he's not really part of it

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Huh, i'm starting to question whether the colts or broncos would be the easier matchup for the pats now, after watching peyton's horrible throws.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

NCIS: Albequerque

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
"Im an American!"

"Oh good thing you told me because I was about to shoot you anonymous unarmed woman"

NCIS

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
BOOM

Sophia
Apr 16, 2003

The heart wants what the heart wants.
Dang Herron is going to break in half by the end of this

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Why is the black guy even allowed on the field in 1920s football?

Hey they let black men on the field. They just never made it off :( https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=Jack+Trice

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Herron is slow as gently caress

NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
Some nice tackling.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Nice run that

Vulgarian
Oct 2, 2011
What is the difference between NCIS and CSI?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Parmesan Basil posted:

well he doesn't own a football team so he's not really part of it

Remember when Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy the Rams?

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Herron: "drat man!"

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Agh, I heard the flopping noise.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

"Im an American!"

"Oh good thing you told me because I was about to shoot you anonymous unarmed woman"

NCIS

American Sniper woulda shot her.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
do the colts actually have a rb now???? i haven't watched their games this year

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Utopian Mind posted:

What is the difference between NCIS and CSI?

NCIS is navy and marines and poo poo

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Utopian Mind posted:

What is the difference between NCIS and CSI?

The letter "N"

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Nice dive to stop Boom on that one there

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