Colts @ Broncos GDT: Neckbeard vs. Fivehead

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Dragongem posted:

It's like their secret weapon. Deactivating Trent is like taking off your weighted clothes in a fight

i want to see luck's beard go super saiyan

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Syntaxed: Feb 20, 2004

Broncos getting awfully close to a :rip:

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Dragongem posted:

It's like their secret weapon. Deactivating Trent is like taking off your weighted clothes in a fight

Ah the dark souls strategy

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midwat: May 6, 2007

haljordan posted:

If he actually lit it on the sidelines the nfl would fine him a billion dollars

Can you put a price on bossitude?

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Ages posted:

You forgot balding.

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Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Silly Burrito posted:

Is he using a duck call?

Trying to get Peyton's passes to land his direction

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Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

Madcosby posted:

Lets match TFF posters to their TFF poster children

I'll do the Maury style paternity tests

Wheez.... you ARE the father

I was abandoned under an air hockey table

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Madcosby posted:

Lets match TFF posters to their TFF poster children

I'll do the Maury style paternity tests

Wheez.... you ARE the father

whos my dad

poo poo, NICE run.

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

STUMBLIN

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New Division: Jun 23, 2004; I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

Dragongem posted:

It's like their secret weapon. Deactivating Trent is like taking off your weighted clothes in a fight

Trent Richardson was always intended to make the Colts look worse than they actually were.

Deception is the highest art of warfare

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Sophia: Apr 16, 2003; The heart wants what the heart wants.

Hahaha nice

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Haha rumblin' and stumblin'

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

scrappy, lunchpail play there

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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

really good effort by doyle

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Doyle that was loving hilarious to watch you fall slowly

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

RUMBLIN BUMBLIN STUMBLIN

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Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Odoyle rules

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Stupid Dick: May 25, 2004

Pretty sure that was more than 3-4 extra yards. More like 7-8.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

wheez the roux posted:

drat that guy's hand placement

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Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

God drat that balance!

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evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

that was impressive

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Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Great tackle there 43. God. Wrap them up!

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Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Chinatown posted:

Theres a couple local cider brewers here in San Diego now that are good as poo poo.

Cider is on the rise which is good for everyone.

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

wilderthanmild posted:

I think cigar purists insist on chewing the end off or some weird poo poo like that.

I developed a cigar hobby in 2007-09 and I've never heard of that.

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Virigoth: Apr 28, 2009; Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......

loving stay in bounds

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ComfortablyNumb: Nov 7, 2008; This is not how I am.

Eltoasto posted:

He doesn't shave during the season, hates razor burn.

As someone who has a beard, there is no way he doesn't at the very least trim that thing. Hair keeps growing unless Luck has some kind superpower that allows him to grow a perfect neckbeard without any maintenance.

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midwat: May 6, 2007

Spoeank posted:

Trying to get Peyton's passes to land his direction

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Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

wheez the roux posted:

That is some expert level censoring right there.

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Bootleg your loving mobile QB you idiots!

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

ComfortablyNumb posted:

a perfect neckbeard

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AradoBalanga: Jan 3, 2013

Did I just hear a horse neigh?

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

wheez the roux posted:

how can one man be that buff

also does anyone else wish pat mcafee was a pro wrestler with andrew luck as his dumb quiet strong man

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

is Luck hung like a bronco or a colt

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

That's a first down

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Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

How is the 5Head losing to the lovely Colts.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

YES

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

That was a sweet and slippery little run.

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

ComfortablyNumb posted:

As someone who has a beard, there is no way he doesn't at the very least trim that thing. Hair keeps growing unless Luck has some kind superpower that allows him to grow a perfect neckbeard without any maintenance.

Some probably gets sheared off whenever he is hit or sacked.

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

RIP Peyton's career.

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