Colts @ Broncos GDT: Neckbeard vs. Fivehead

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Dude can't throw anymore. It's depressing.

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Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

thats a pretty sad way for peyton to go out.

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Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

Somehow this is very sad to me.

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wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

♪ choking my career away ♪

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Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Wow this last drive is just pathetic

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Dr_Strangelove posted:

End on a pick six, God bless

If a colt intercepts it and doesn't turn into a pill bug immediately, the coach should execute him right there on the field.

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Denver trades Peyton to Tampa, gets the #1 pick for another QB.

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Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Winkie01 posted:

This is some old yeller poo poo

Literally just about to post this.

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Popero: Apr 17, 2001; .406/.553/.735

I hope they kick the FG and recover the kick so we can see them bring on the hail Mary backup QB.

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Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Parmesan Basil posted:

going to enjoy the last minute of Peyton's career!

It's like the last minutes of Old Yeller's life where they cut off his paws for keepsakes

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

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CPFortest: Jun 2, 2009; Did you not pour me out like milk, and curdle me like cheese?

yikes

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New Division: Jun 23, 2004; I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

This is sad, like watching Elvis's last days before his heart attack

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Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

Jim Nantz sounds like he's delivering a eulogy.

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

lol announcers already giving the eulogy

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Okay never mind, it's party time.

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

CBS talking about Manning like he's dying.

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Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

Hahaha no shame on that sack dance

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ComfortablyNumb: Nov 7, 2008; This is not how I am.

♪ Playoff football baffles me. ♪

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

sleep now peyton

sleeeeep

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EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

GIF THAT

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CzarStark: Dec 23, 2007; by R. Guyovich

That sack hahaha

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

And sacked

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Perpetual Ascent: Feb 24, 2008; His haunts are not confined to the valley, but extend at times to the adjacent roads...

I know this makes me sound like a big crybaby, but it really makes me feel bad to read all these posts ripping Manning to shreds. :smith:

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Dance, man, dance! haha haha

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

peyton died the way he lived

eliminated from his first playoff game

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Another year: Oct 13, 2011; the mermaid
see
a movie?

Cool sack. Good ending

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

manning's career did not end with a bang, but a fart

poot

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.