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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Suso to AC Milan is a done deal, though it's not clear if he's going now or in the summer.

Also Balotelli to Juventus on loan is apparently a thing as well.

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Aston Thriller will announce the 4m signing of Carles Gil from Valencia today according to the Telegraph and numerous other media outlets.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

EvilHawk posted:

Suso to AC Milan is a done deal, though it's not clear if he's going now or in the summer.

Also Balotelli to Juventus on loan is apparently a thing as well.

oh no dont end balotellis stunning tenure already

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Frankston posted:

Aston Thriller will announce the 4m signing of Carles Gil from Valencia today according to the Telegraph and numerous other media outlets.

he's a #creativemidfielder so that's good

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

tbp posted:

oh no dont end balotellis stunning tenure already

Why get Balotelli if you already have Llorente and Tevez?

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Brony Car posted:

Why get Balotelli if you already have Llorente and Tevez?

theyve been winning serie a too easily they need to add some more drama to spice it up

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Brony Car posted:

Why get Balotelli if you already have Llorente and Tevez?

To sell shirts, the games are fixed so you just put the most marketable side on the pitch

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Nastasic to Schalke on loan is done, apparently.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


trem_two posted:

Nastasic to Schalke on loan is done, apparently.
Mangala's clown show performance on Saturday didn't put a stop to this?

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
So DC United signed a Finn from the good Swedish team.

http://www.dcunited.com/news/2015/01/dc-united-acquires-markus-halsti

What's a Markus Halsti and is he any good?

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Your Boy Fancy posted:

So DC United signed a Finn from the good Swedish team.

http://www.dcunited.com/news/2015/01/dc-united-acquires-markus-halsti

What's a Markus Halsti and is he any good?

I thought Greg was going to Chicago, not DC.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Big Black Dick posted:

I thought Greg was going to Chicago, not DC.

Clearly I said a Finn, not The Finn. Please read closer!!!!!

pdog
May 7, 2013
The only MLS news I want to see in here is Jozy out of the prem.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Ben Arfa might not be able to play for Nice until next season because he played for the Newcastle u-21 team before going to Hull on loan

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Yaya Sanogo to Palace is happening

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Millwall have signed Shaun Cummings from Reading which makes me sad because we can no longer sing "Shaun Cummings all over your face" over and over

http://www.millwallfc.co.uk/news/article/millwall-sign-shaun-cummings-from-reading-2198897.aspx

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article/shaun-cummings-millwall-reading-2199057.aspx

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

pdog posted:

The only MLS news I want to see in here is Jozy out of the prem.

hes been offered to the MLS but no-one wants him.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

serious gaylord posted:

hes been offered to the MLS but no-one wants him.

That's apparently not true, two teams want him. Toronto will probably get him by sending Defoe and cash in exchange for Jozy (lol).

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I cant wait till hes falling over the field being a useless donkey and they cant blame Sunderland for it.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I hope he comes to Chicago Fire so I can see him for real.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

serious gaylord posted:

I cant wait till hes falling over the field being a useless donkey and they cant blame Sunderland for it.

The sad part is he'll probably score double digits in MLS and rather than take that as a sign that MLS is poo poo the insane statfans will use it as a sign that Sunderland are bad and they've been right all along.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

He'll score a lot of goals because everyone in the MLS are 40 years old and playing for a last payday

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

vyelkin posted:

The sad part is he'll probably score double digits in MLS and rather than take that as a sign that MLS is poo poo the insane statfans will use it as a sign that Sunderland are bad and they've been right all along.

Sunderland are bad, though.

Toronto is also famous for throwing money all over the place and ending with spectacular, hilarious failure, so he'd be right at home.

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

vyelkin posted:

The sad part is he'll probably score double digits in MLS and rather than take that as a sign that MLS is poo poo the insane statfans will use it as a sign that Sunderland are bad and they've been right all along.

I think you'll find that MLS collectively beat future champions league winners Bayern Munich, and therefore it's actually football that is bad??????

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

Ben Arfa might not be able to play for Nice until next season because he played for the Newcastle u-21 team before going to Hull on loan

I saw this and did a laugh. Apparently NICE confirmed with the French FA it wouldn't be a problem but now they're saying they have to go to FIFA for clearance

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

euroboy posted:

Yaya Sanogo to Palace is happening

Good.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
He will learn tons from Chamakh

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

The Pardew Effect.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Aaaand Assaidi's off to Qatar for €6m

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Koesj posted:

Aaaand Assaidi's off to Qatar for €6m

I thought it was illegal to have that in Qatar?


Edit: misread the post, disregard.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Sky is reporting that Ravel Morrison is headed to Lazio :stare:

Grimble
Jul 7, 2002

He will build a castle with garden on an island called Cheshire, and he is permitted to breed.
He'll fit in well with the locals

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

trem_two posted:

Sky is reporting that Ravel Morrison is headed to Lazio :stare:

maybe Italy will be far enough away from his dickhead mates

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

Sky is reporting that Ravel Morrison is headed to Lazio :stare:

lol yeah send him to Rome with a team full of Albanians and Serbs this will work out well.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

trem_two posted:

Sky is reporting that Ravel Morrison is headed to Lazio :stare:

Hahaha there's a loving match made it heaven.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Can't wait to see the next derby where he does a facist salute

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Koesj posted:

Aaaand Assaidi's off to Qatar for €6m
I'd have kept him and let him come back, seemed like a not awful winger who could fill out the squad for cups and EL, and as far as I know Stoke liked him. Not a big loss but we've certainly had squad players I wanted rid of more. Made a profit on him though so whatever.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

Hoops posted:

I'd have kept him and let him come back, seemed like a not awful winger who could fill out the squad for cups and EL, and as far as I know Stoke liked him. Not a big loss but we've certainly had squad players I wanted rid of more. Made a profit on him though so whatever.

He hasn't had too many chances with us this season but he's been a bit poo poo when he has played. Can't say I'm disappointed to see him go.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

trem_two posted:

Sky is reporting that Ravel Morrison is headed to Lazio :stare:

Finally fulfilling his potential as the next Gazza

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

So who is this dude? All I found was him threatening to throw acid on his girlfriend's face.

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