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kalstrams posted:imo, i've found cigarettes to be beneficial for pooping and for eating less, but digestion sounds interesting no dude, i was kidding if you go cold turkey you'll be so jammed up though they got "doctors" to advertise how healthy a given cig gimmick was back in the day is all i meant also that thing about ballerinas smoking to keep at a certain weight
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Jonny 290 posted:let's not do this today, k that's probably a good idea as long as it isn't food chat please don't get all food opiniony, people i couldn't take it last time there must be something actually related to the tech bubble we can talk about (i can't think of what it is tho  )
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syscall girl posted:if you go cold turkey you'll be so jammed up though doing same thing i did back then to quit, hopefully it works and i am able to take poo poo further from heart as well syscall girl posted:no dude, i was kidding e: since, while im not sure, smoking talk seems to be somewhere between food chat and gun chat, lets talk techno bubble 
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Jan 12, 2015 23:12
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syscall girl posted:that's probably a good idea just pick three random articles off the front page of techcrunch and glance over them to see which one is the dumbest, that's what I do
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Jan 12, 2015 23:23
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ultramiraculous posted:i'm the unlabeled color coding "sales through aug 10. of each year" finding tiny, poorly placed labels in bad charts is a critical business skill
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Main Paineframe posted:just pick three random articles off the front page of techcrunch and glance over them to see which one is the dumbest, that's what I do okay i found this one quote:The leaked report quotes Sergeant Peter Jackson of the LAPD stating: “Detectives love the type of information it [Palantir] provides. i don't think you have to be a huge nerd to laugh at this but it probably helps also naming a company palantir is a swing and a miss at establishing yourself as definitely not a lizard monster
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Jan 12, 2015 23:50
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I got a collapsed lung one month after switching from cigarettes to robot dicks, which made me quit both.
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syscall girl posted:okay i found this one
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Jan 12, 2015 23:57
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i would never ever ever ever ever ever ever everrrrrr smoke an ecig and never ever EVER in public. i got a vape pen but it stays at home, as it should.
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there are many vapers around here and they all look like tiny children, it doesn't matter if you've got your nice suit on if you pull out some thing made out of lamp parts with a golden sparkly dragon on the side of it you look like you're in high school
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FMguru posted:palantir is just a great great name for what that company does delude people? the article does mention that they used it to get bernie madoff but the reference in their company name is just creepy *knock knock* "who is it?" "blackwater" "that sounds like a reputable bunch of fellas i tell you what" fin
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FMguru posted:palantir is just a great great name for what that company does e-baselisk
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syscall girl posted:*knock knock*
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in tech bubble news i got this in physical brochure form in the mail a few days ago http://ifanreport.com the company has three employees, the executives. lol
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Mintefor Investments LTD paid three million and five hundred thousand dollars to marketing vendors to pay for all the costs of creating and distributing this Advertisement, including printing and postage, in an effort to build investor and market awareness.
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Celexi posted:I got a collapsed lung one month after switching from cigarettes to robot dicks, which made me quit both. do you know if it was the robot that did this to you?
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palantir has a ton of office space in downtown palo alto and they pay their interns more than many full-time engineers make turns out crime does pay
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of course crime pays that's like the whole point of crime being able to be a criminal and protected by the US government is pretty much the best though
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JewKiller 3000 posted:palantir has a ton of office space in downtown palo alto and they pay their interns more than many full-time engineers make they own like half my building i should post some palantir stories sometime
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Jan 13, 2015 00:52
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BONGHITZ posted:do you know if it was the robot that did this to you? The first sharp pain i got that said my lung had collapsed was after inhaling from robot.
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tekk bubbel to ze maximum https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2s7obx/im_the_ceo_of_renault_and_nissan_and_were_making/ renault/nissan self driving car ama
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qirex posted:Mintefor Investments LTD paid three million and five hundred thousand dollars to marketing vendors to pay for all the costs of creating and distributing this Advertisement, including printing and postage, in an effort to build investor and market awareness. so as long as they have this disclaimer this poo poo is legal? 
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syscall girl posted:okay i found this one it gets even better Palantir Gotham Palantir Gotham (formerly known as Palantir Government) integrates structured and unstructured data, provides advanced search and discovery capabilities, enables knowledge management, and facilitates secure collaboration. The Palantir platform includes the privacy and civil liberties protections mandated by legal requirements such as those in the 9/11 Commission Implementation Act. Palantir’s privacy controls keep investigations focused, as opposed to the expansive data mining techniques that have drawn criticism from privacy advocates concerned about civil liberties protection. Palantir maintains security tags at a granular level.[6][9] Palantir runs the site AnalyzeThe.US,[23] which allows Palantir customers and affiliates to use Palantir Gotham to perform analysis on publicly available data from data.gov, usaspending.gov, the Center for Responsive Politics’ Open Secrets Database, and Community Health Data from HHS.gov.[24] Palantir Metropolis Palantir Metropolis (formerly known as Palantir Finance) is software for data integration, information management and quantitative analytics. The software connects to commercial, proprietary and public data sets and discovers trends, relationships and anomalies, including predictive analytics. JewKiller 3000 posted:palantir has a ton of office space in downtown palo alto and they pay their interns more than many full-time engineers make palantir doesn't hire engineers tho
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:palantir doesn't hire engineers tho oh boy
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one of my best buds works for the dod, can't tell me what he does, "even my specialization is classified" but he's a desk jockey in washington. he came out to sf to visit the palantir offices and we met up for lunch and he was loving blown away by their offices. he said it was like a combination of the matrix and every bad wallstreet movie. he did love all the free food/beer/open bar thing they had going on, but sadly could not partake in any of it.
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haha oh wow just checked his linked in, it's ridiculous.
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Beast of Bourbon posted:haha oh wow just checked his linked in, it's ridiculous. that guy spends most of his time removing malware and porn from idiot generals' computers probably
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Nintendo Kid posted:that guy spends most of his time removing malware and porn from idiot generals' computers probably i asked about that, he's actually an analyst, he could tell me that much. he's not a hard it/software guy. he has a masters in international relations from one of the big 3. he's a rad dude. i made him watch Rubicon and i was like "so is that what your job is like?" and he's like "man, i can't even tell you, good show though"
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i know what my friends worked on pre-palantir and it was sufficiently scary they had some slides in the big leak with that guy who got tricked by teen anons, was something like "recruited asset who could utilize said intel and acquire and extract unfriendly personnel"
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JawnV6 posted:i know what my friends worked on pre-palantir and it was sufficiently scary what's the industry o/u on secret government artificial intelligence prograLALILULELO
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As a Millennial I posted:aesop's classic characters, the fox, the stork, the African Lol
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its funny whenever palantir comes up at a lunch or meeting or w/e and there's a manager in the room. they try to change the topic immediately and if they're too slow they'll just sit there quietly as we talk about all the benefits they get that we don't and how well paid they are and etc etc
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