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BuhamutZeo posted:It's called a Pit Bull. life owns
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My insane neighbor's retard son took in a pit bull from a friend of his who went to jail. Now the retard son is also in jail and the dog is tied up in their back yard, where the neighbor won't go near it because she's (probably rightly) afraid of it. It barks all day and my girlfriend throws food over the fence to shut it up and keep it from starving for some reason. I don't know why I'm telling you this.
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Jan 13, 2015 17:57
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:hating pitbulls is pretty much the same rationale racists use for hating black people
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Jan 13, 2015 18:05
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Can we institute a word filter for the word "pitbull" or "pit bull" are instantly turned into "black people" or the naughty N word which may or may not be allowed on gbs depending on the alignment of the stars at the time of posting? Because holy loving poo poo these threads would be hilarious.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:12
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Fonzarelli posted:they should be illegal, there's no reason to get a dog that has such a ridiculously strong bite power and is so dangerous. I don't care if you like pitbulls, that's not a good enough reason. I could bite you harder than a pit could. Their jaws just lock. That's all.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:13
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I could bite you harder than a pit could. Their jaws just lock. That's all. You're retarded.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:14
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:You're retarded. I am posting in gbs so that is a given.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:14
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I could bite you harder than a pit could. Their jaws just lock. That's all. i could bite u harder than a pit bull could
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Jan 13, 2015 18:15
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i own 1 million pit bulls
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Jan 13, 2015 18:15
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I could bite you harder than a negro could. Their jaws just lock. That's all.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:16
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please don't bite anybody
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Jan 13, 2015 18:16
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itt gbs has opinions about dogs, just like all the other pit bull threads
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Jan 13, 2015 18:17
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Superconsndar posted:itt gbs has opinions about dogs, just like all the other pit bull threads I have lots of opinions about dogs Most of them are "oh cool, look, a dog"
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Jan 13, 2015 18:18
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i was raised by pitbulls aka nanny dogs
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Jan 13, 2015 18:18
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and now im posting here...truly hosed up and bannable imo (no more pit bull posts) (nmpbp)
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Jan 13, 2015 18:19
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dogs are great imo
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Jan 13, 2015 18:20
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when i walk my dog and see a pit bull i stay the gently caress away from it because i bet the pit bull is gonna break free and charge at my dog since the owner is too busy jerking off at the sight of people being afraid of his dog
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Jan 13, 2015 18:21
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in defense of pitt bull at least they have a purpose (kill) unlike most of the mutant short leg dogs (corgi) bred to live painful lives in the name of looking cute so the owner can stroke their own ego around their friends
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Jan 13, 2015 18:22
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Whenever I see him on TV I don't know if he's meant to be part of the act or if he's just a rich but awkward stockbroker on a drunken night out with his colleagues from work who decided to clamber up on stage and interrupt whichever pop singer is singing the chorus this time.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:23
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Stottie Kyek posted:Whenever I see him on TV I don't know if he's meant to be part of the act or if he's just a rich but awkward stockbroker on a drunken night out with his colleagues from work who decided to clamber up on stage and interrupt whichever pop singer is singing the chorus this time. lol if you ever watch anything on tv that would have the "rapper" pit bull appear. perhaps you should watch less tv
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Jan 13, 2015 18:27
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It's mostly Limmy and Charlie Brooker making fun of him tbh, or news commentators saying "he shouldn't be singing with Chris Brown and giving him good publicity". Though I'm not sure how much good publicity you can get by doing a song with Pitbull anyway, especially when it's a song called "International Love" with a chorus that only lists cities in the same nation. A few people were saying "haha Americans think they're the whole world, here's a clip of it". I probably should watch less TV though.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:32
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a life less posted:I want one of these real bad but my husband won't sign off on it since he had his face ripped open real bad by a doberman as a child and isn't thrilled with the idea of owning a murderbeast. tell your husband to stop being lil bitch, murderdogs rule and are the only dogs that should exist tbh
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Jan 13, 2015 18:33
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murder your husband by biting his face
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Jan 13, 2015 18:35
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a life less's murderdog would turn sommersaults and pirouette while also building a nuclear warhead and curing cancer and biting you. And it would be glorious.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:35
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It's pretty cool that this thread couldn't get past one page before someone was already equivocating wanting to get rid of the murder dogs with thinking black people should have different water fountains. We definitely don't need to amend Godwin's law, so that you instantly lose an argument when you attempt to defend your bullshit hobby or accessory item/creature by comparing disdain for it in any way with poo poo like racism or a pogrom, or whatever monstrous travesty flits through your fever brain when you decide you don't just want to be correct; you want to manufacture a reality where owning a loving dog puts you on the right side of history.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:36
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Pitbulls should all be declawed and circumcised.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:36
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i dont think ppl should own black people or pitbulls now whos the racist
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Jan 13, 2015 18:37
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FuturePastNow posted:Pitbulls should all be declawed and circumcised. My mom did it to me when I was younger, and I hardly ever have the urge to chew through a door to eat a child that looked at me funny.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:37
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mysterious frankie posted:It's pretty cool that this thread couldn't get past one page before someone was already equivocating wanting to get rid of the murder dogs with thinking black people should have different water fountains. See this is the kind of post that would be deeply improved by filtering the word "pitbull" into "black people". Or in this case, murder dogs.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:37
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:See this is the kind of post that would be deeply improved by filtering the word "pitbull" into "black people". Or in this case, murder dogs. you would have been deeply improved if half your constituent genetic material had been filtered through a contraceptive sponge.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:41
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I don't think poster RonMexicosPitbull should be illegal but you should probably consider another poster
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Jan 13, 2015 18:48
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mysterious frankie posted:you would have been deeply improved if half your constituent genetic material had been filtered through a contraceptive sponge. I think you meant to say "you would have been deeply improved if your mother had actually hit you with the scissors instead of just loving herself real hard with them".
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Jan 13, 2015 18:48
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Ruddha posted:i think only smart, strong people who know how to deal with dogs should get powerful breeds like pit bulls, rott weilers, etc, but it is very important to understand that all dogs are inherently very good and it is our duty as humans to help them be as good of boys as possible. I think we should do that thing where you smack the dogs butt, you know, the upper back before the tail? Just smack it (real gently) wack wack wack, so they (the dogs) get all excited
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Jan 13, 2015 18:51
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I could bite you harder than a pit could. Their jaws just lock. That's all. Humans: 120 pounds of bite pressure Domestic dogs: 320 LBS of pressure on avg. A German Shepard, American Pit Bull Terrier (APBT) and Rottweiler were tested using a bite sleeve equipped with a specialized computer instrument. The APBT had the least amount of pressure of the 3 dogs tested. Wild dogs: 310 lbs Lions: 600 lbs White sharks: 600 lbs Hyenas: 1000 lbs Snapping turtles: 1000 lbs Crocodiles: 2500 lbs
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Jan 13, 2015 18:53
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Luvcow posted:Humans: 120 pounds of bite pressure I'm a crocodile in a human skin so I can bite with 2620 pounds of pressure I win.
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Jan 13, 2015 18:55
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I'm a crocodile in a human skin so I can bite with 2620 pounds of pressure I win. My apologies then ma'am, I'll be on my way
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Jan 13, 2015 18:56
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my girlfriend's sister has a pitbull and it never bit anyone but it's loving annoying and I hate it
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Jan 13, 2015 19:08
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Now that pit bulls are banned in Ontario, boxers seem to cause the most problems in the dog park
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Jan 13, 2015 19:08
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i could bite yuo harder than a pit bull could!!
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Dreylad posted:Now that pit bulls are banned in Ontario, boxers seem to cause the most problems in the dog park *scrawny man wearing sweat pants and boxing gloves harasses dogs as they enter the park*
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