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Luvcow posted:*scrawny man wearing sweat pants and boxing gloves harasses dogs as they enter the park* *KOs great dane* *is handed championship belt*
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:ive seen plenty of cool laidback pitbulls but the thing is if ur golden retriever tries to kill me i might get bit up but i will probably be ok My neighbor had the most cute laid back pits I've ever seen. Use to play with them whenever I wanted. Nothing was hosed up about how they wre being kept the owner wasn't an rear end in a top hat. So one day one of them bites one of his fingers off and almost kills the other pit. What a misunderstood creature
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Jan 13, 2015 19:17
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Why would anyone get a pitbull even if they can be trained to be nonaggressive? The way I see it is that getting a thoroughly trained pitbull is like pointing a loaded gun at your head with the safety on. Sure, it's not going to fire, but what kind of idiot points a gun at their head?
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Jan 13, 2015 19:28
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:what else are you going to walk when one MMA fight ends really quickly and there's a break before the next one? ah yes i forgot that demographic "hmm i only have $65 and i need dog food so i'll just order this here MMA match and let the dog eat a child"
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Jan 13, 2015 19:29
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I kick my pit bulls in their empty nut sacks, daily, and when they look to see who did it I tell them it was the other dog to foster a healthy level of hostility and suspicion in each other
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Jan 13, 2015 19:31
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Laughing Man posted:My neighbor had the most cute laid back pits I've ever seen. Use to play with them whenever I wanted. Nothing was hosed up about how they wre being kept the owner wasn't an rear end in a top hat. Just like bear trainers who are convinced they've formed an unbreakable bond with the bear and then end up dead.
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Laughing Man posted:My neighbor had the most cute laid back pits I've ever seen. Use to play with them whenever I wanted. Nothing was hosed up about how they wre being kept the owner wasn't an rear end in a top hat. *put his hand in the middle of a dog fight*
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Jan 13, 2015 19:36
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 Not a pit but posting it because you probably think it's a pit 
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Laughing Man posted:My neighbor had the most cute laid back pits I've ever seen. Use to play with them whenever I wanted. Nothing was hosed up about how they wre being kept the owner wasn't an rear end in a top hat. Obviously the owner is at fault, for if he treated his dogs properly it would not have bit him.
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Jan 13, 2015 19:38
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if you shove your hands into the middle of a dog fight youre probably gonna get bit crazy i know
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Jan 13, 2015 19:39
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Knyteguy posted:*put his hand in the middle of a dog fight* No that was after the finger biting, the other dog got excited from the commotion and must have seemed nervous to the other dog.
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Jan 13, 2015 19:50
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a life less posted:
Not a pit but it sure is more grotesque than one e: 
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Jan 13, 2015 19:52
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:my girlfriend's sister has a pitbull and it never bit anyone but it's loving annoying and I hate it my gf has a pitbull and a small shitzui. I hope the pitbull eats it. zooted heh fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jan 13, 2015 |
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Jan 13, 2015 20:00
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zooted heh posted:gas a pitbull
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Jan 13, 2015 20:14
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uG posted:in defense of pitt bull at least they have a purpose (kill) unlike most of the mutant short leg dogs (corgi) bred to live painful lives in the name of looking cute so the owner can stroke their own ego around their friends Corgis were bred to herd cattle. They have short legs to avoid being kicked by cows and sheep. They were never bred to be cute. They're also one of the oldest surviving dog breeds. They aren't some purse dog people just started breeding in the last 100 years to look cute. They were herding cattle in ancient Wales during the time of the Vikings and probably even the time of the Romans. If you had a time machine, you could ask the ancient Celts, Vikings, and Flemish weavers why they bred corgis that way, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't because they thought they were cute. Basically corgis are the complete opposite of everything you seem to think they are. Also I'd say herding cattle so that people have meat to eat is a way more noble purpose than dog fighting. Dick Fagballzson fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jan 13, 2015 |
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Jan 13, 2015 20:15
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Every pit bull owner I have met has been dumb white trash. Normal people just get a lab or w/e that will play nice with kids. My family's chocolate lab would probably die to protect our cats and thats awesome.
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Jan 13, 2015 20:28
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*reads thread* opinion status: CHANGED  good work today boys.
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Corgis were bred to herd cattle. They have short legs to avoid being kicked by cows and sheep. They were never bred to be cute. They're also one of the oldest surviving dog breeds. They aren't some purse dog people just started breeding in the last 100 years to look cute. They were herding cattle in ancient Wales during the time of the Vikings and probably even the time of the Romans. If you had a time machine, you could ask the ancient Celts, Vikings, and Flemish weavers why they bred corgis that way, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't because they thought they were cute. Basically corgis are the complete opposite of everything you seem to think they are. Also I'd say herding cattle so that people have meat to eat is a way more noble purpose than dog fighting. corgis are possibly the smallest possible Good Dog
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Jan 13, 2015 20:30
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Shepards and other types of Husky are cool and huggable but overall I would say Labs are the best family dog, especially if you have other pets.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:holy moly i bet sex involving a black dude and a scottish dude is loving hilarious
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Jan 13, 2015 20:42
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Canine Biodiversity.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:I think you meant to say "you would have been deeply improved if your mother had actually hit you with the scissors instead of just loving herself real hard with them". You are really bad at this and should not make another attempt. I hope I can serve as the stern authority figure that Rudys you to adequacy.
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Jan 13, 2015 20:52
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Fonzarelli posted:yeah but if you get attacked by any other dog its not gonna be half as dangerous as these things, which are basically spiky clamps with an insane bite strength. It will gently caress you up worse than most other dogs will and can kill dogs way bigger than it. why i got my pit bull. moved into a neighborhood that had history of break ins but lived there for three years without a peep cause i gots me a pit WOOF WOOF
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Jan 13, 2015 20:54
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pits are laughably terrible guard dogs so good job
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Jan 13, 2015 21:10
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I once saw a pitbull sprint across a field and attack a small child in a wheelchair. One bite and the child exploded like a swollen tick. Some kind of lightning enveloped the dog and I swear it looked like it was floating and glowing for a moment before it ran off into the woods to hunt moose or bear.
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Jan 13, 2015 21:21
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FuturePastNow posted:My insane neighbor's retard son took in a pit bull from a friend of his who went to jail. Just call the cops. They will shoot it no questions asked.
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Jan 13, 2015 21:21
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i sure am tired of all these pitbul
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Corgis were bred to herd cattle. They have short legs to avoid being kicked by cows and sheep. They were never bred to be cute. They're also one of the oldest surviving dog breeds. They aren't some purse dog people just started breeding in the last 100 years to look cute. They were herding cattle in ancient Wales during the time of the Vikings and probably even the time of the Romans. If you had a time machine, you could ask the ancient Celts, Vikings, and Flemish weavers why they bred corgis that way, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't because they thought they were cute. Basically corgis are the complete opposite of everything you seem to think they are. Also I'd say herding cattle so that people have meat to eat is a way more noble purpose than dog fighting. breeding degenerative myelopathy into a dog is certainly a noble goal. but then again if i had a time machine and talked to a viking im sure he'd tell me they'd just kill the dog once that happened and get a new young one for a couple years and repeat the cycle.
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there's no way the whitest person ever didn't draft this one up
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the dogs are just chilling waiting for the small human to dispense the chow as a normal everyday thing, doesn't seem like she's in any danger gotta love all the comments with pictures of cute looking pitbulls wearing cheesy clothes and with babies laying on them, just to try and prove the point, haha
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TheEldar posted:the dogs are just chilling waiting for the small human to dispense the chow as a normal everyday thing, doesn't seem like she's in any danger She's being raised by a family that owns multiple pitbulls and throws their food all over the floor to feed them. She's in danger of neck tattoos and a meth addiction by age 16.
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i ahve two pit bulls and im so white trash i got a skin infection from living in filth and it turned into a neck tatoo of a confederate flag. I just flash it to the neighbors when they come knocking on my trailer to tell me my pit bulls killed another one of their "kids" and they get out of my face real quick
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Jan 13, 2015 22:25
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you can just sic your terrifying rapedog on them
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Jan 13, 2015 22:42
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True fact: pit bulls used to be called nanny dogs Speculation: the people who "identify" mean dogs as pit bulls are the same people who identify every rifle as an AK47 Still wouldn't get one, I'd probably get a bull terrier or a Rhodesian or something
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Jan 13, 2015 23:26
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yeah lol all those pit bull attacks dont happen, people just think that pit bulls are doing it, but i know the truth 
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radiatinglines posted:True fact: pit bulls used to be called nanny dogs Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Or do, as long as it reinforces what you want to believe.
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radiatinglines posted:True fact: pit bulls used to be called nanny dogs there's zero historical evidence of this, it's a bullshit "fact" made up by tearful rescue ladies
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Jan 13, 2015 23:33
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Yeah they were literally never known as "nanny dogs." APBTs were developed specifically for pit fighting. That's all.
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disliking the evergrowing popularity of keeping a particular animal as a pet that has consistently killed like 3 times more people than dobermans rottweilers and german shepherds combined is doo duh dee the same as literal african american discrimination to people on this forum who presumably graduated high school
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imagine one of those bad boys clamping down on your junk, and you're just punching his muscly head as hard as you can and it feels like concrete, and you feel or entire dick and balls separate from your body and you bleed out
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