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No one is wearing black, and everyone is smiling. This is obviously something other than a funeral.
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Why the gently caress do baby coffins always look like coolers? There's no reason they couldn't put some wood grain on them at the very least. I usually don't even realize that it's a goddamn funeral when I see these pictures until someone points it out because of this. They barely knew the dude. Why go all out on a fancy coffin?
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Jan 14, 2015 06:44
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Etoniichuan posted:No one is wearing black, and everyone is smiling. This is obviously something other than a funeral. Maybe it wasn't a very good baby?
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Jan 14, 2015 06:49
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They could be the special brand of religious nut that's happy about death because reuniting with god  
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Etoniichuan posted:No one is wearing black, and everyone is smiling. This is obviously something other than a funeral. It really doesn't look like it at first, but when you take the gas station styrofoam cooler as a coffin, it is clearly a coffin, with flowers, suspended over a fresh grave. Solice Kursk posted:
Unless they literally just bought a 10 dollar styrofoam cooler there's no way a small plywood box for burying the baby in would be more expensive. Old people who don't have any money are buried in plain rear end plywood boxes, babies should get the same attention to detail.
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Jan 14, 2015 06:56
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It looks like the infamous one, with the hatchetman sticker on it.
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Jan 14, 2015 06:58
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Well, at least now you know if you ever have to bury a dead baby, all you need is a styrofoam cooler and a few cans of Krylon Gloss White.
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Jan 14, 2015 06:59
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probably not too worried about one or two kids dying if your family's goal is to just pump em out as fast and as aryan as possible
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Jan 14, 2015 07:01
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Yeah it's definitely not the same styrofoam baby cooler, the one for the juggalo baby is way bigger.
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Jan 14, 2015 07:13
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The woman in the center with the brown-red jacket just has this "I knew this would happen" smirk.
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Jan 14, 2015 07:16
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The Juggalo one is more appropriate than the Mormon one.
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Jan 14, 2015 07:17
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http://youtu.be/iMv9d1pIoBA The mother calls into a internet juggalo radio show to try and score pity merchandise . I've also always wondered how long the parents spent trying to decide which one of their sweatshirts to wear to their child's funeral.
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Jan 14, 2015 07:18
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Etoniichuan posted:No one is wearing black, and everyone is smiling. This is obviously something other than a funeral. That's a really tiny coffin, maybe it was a funeral for a miscarriage or stillbirth? If you really really believe life begins at conception, then you'd have to have a funeral for the miscarriage residue. But no one (except maybe the parents-to-never-be) would be super sad, because nobody knew the dead baby, so it would basically be an excuse for a family picnic. Plus little kids might not have black clothes, so they'd just wear their "sunday best" even if the color is wrong. The only adult in the picture is wearing black and white, which isn't totally inappropriate. No explanation for why the family would decide to pose for a happy picture right there though.
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Jan 14, 2015 07:56
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PopRocks posted:Crossposting from the tinder.txt thread, the most Mormon photo ever: How wants to bet those are all her kids?
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Jan 14, 2015 08:00
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Angela Christine posted:No explanation for why the family would decide to pose for a happy picture right there though. Some families deal with death differently. I had an aunt die and we just threw a party and everybody had a really great time. Wasn't like we hated that aunt or anything, she was just old and ready to go so we took the occasion while everyone was there to have a good time. I could see it being the same for the miscarriage of a fetus that nobody really knew or cared about.
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Jan 14, 2015 08:02
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Unless they literally just bought a 10 dollar styrofoam cooler there's no way a small plywood box for burying the baby in would be more expensive. Old people who don't have any money are buried in plain rear end plywood boxes, babies should get the same attention to detail. You don't know much about the funeral business if you think they're going to let a grieving family walk out of there spending that little. That's a $10,000, Eternal Comfort and Repose
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Jan 14, 2015 08:48
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That Juggalo baby coffin looks too big for the grave. They're going to have to upend it to get it in. 
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Jan 14, 2015 08:49
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Warrahooyaargh posted:That Juggalo baby coffin looks too big for the grave. They're going to have to upend it to get it in. A professional wrestler will elbow drop it in. Never been to a juggalo baby funeral before?
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Jan 14, 2015 08:50
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Always love this picture just for how pissed as gently caress grandma looks about having to poo poo through this retarded bullshit
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Jan 14, 2015 08:53
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Jan 14, 2015 09:59
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This world and all the beauty in it. Sometimes you just want to cry.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:23
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Scooby loving doo tinder thread, alllriiiiiiiggggghhhhhht
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Jan 14, 2015 10:25
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My God, they're perfect for each other.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:34
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It's like a human game of Pass The Parcel where the winner gets anal 
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Jan 14, 2015 12:53
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This is all I could ever ask for out of any relationship. I'm so lonely. 
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Jan 14, 2015 13:09
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Jamesman posted:This is all I could ever ask for out of any relationship. I'd let you dress me up in 21 t shirts 
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Jan 14, 2015 13:19
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"set of five" "18 possible uses" "bigger and with better grip", says the sticker What's a "Fuge", you might ask? It's a gap...a slit a hole!
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Jan 14, 2015 13:56
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spog posted:Maybe it wasn't a very good baby? It's not like they had that long to get attached to it.
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Jan 14, 2015 14:55
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Modern Day Hercules posted:Some families deal with death differently. I had an aunt die and we just threw a party and everybody had a really great time. Wasn't like we hated that aunt or anything, she was just old and ready to go so we took the occasion while everyone was there to have a good time. I could see it being the same for the miscarriage of a fetus that nobody really knew or cared about. I understand, but a miscarriage is definitely not an occasion for a party, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for couples to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it's often much harder on the woman than on the man. However, I also know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal.
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BANME.sh posted:I understand, but a miscarriage is definitely not an occasion for a party, and I have no intention of making light of it. And it can be a tough and emotional thing for couples to go through, speaking from personal experience. And I know that it's often much harder on the woman than on the man. However, I also know that it doesn't necessarily turn you into a sad, depressed sack of tears for the rest of your life. People can move past it, and heal. Goddamnit I had this all typed up and you beat me to it 
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Jan 14, 2015 15:06
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I didn't get it until the 'move past...' part. 
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Jan 14, 2015 15:18
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Maybe it's just a fancy dog funeral?
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Jan 14, 2015 16:25
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Paladinus posted:Maybe it's just a fancy dog funeral? Here lies Nibbles. He was a bad dog. We're glad he's dead.
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Jan 14, 2015 16:29
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Paladinus posted:Maybe it's just a fancy dog funeral? That's some real dedication to "Play Dead".
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Jan 14, 2015 17:10
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They're happy because next they get to feast on his flesh body and blood indeed
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Jan 14, 2015 17:13
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Sure, it makes more sense that they are happy about burying a miscarried baby than a dead dog. I take it all back.
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Jan 14, 2015 17:21
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mng posted:I'd let you dress me up in 21 t shirts  Meanwhile in Mexico 
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Etoniichuan posted:No one is wearing black, and everyone is smiling. This is obviously something other than a funeral. Mormon folks don't have the tradition of wearing black to a funeral.  Still weird to have a smiley photo with the casket though.
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