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i dont know why you'd get a pitbull. theyre barely pettable and theyre ugly.
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Orkin Mang posted:i dont know why you'd get a pitbull. theyre barely pettable and theyre ugly. Same, but with regard to chihuahuas.
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Jan 14, 2015 08:27
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Triangulum posted:if at any time you think to yourself "i should try and be my dogs parent" you have taken a massive wrong turn in your life I think maybe it's actually pretty normal for people to have a paternalistic/maternalistic attitude to a living creature which is dependent on you to eat, is so stupid you can fake it out with imaginary food and fake-thrown objects, and which unlike a plant or a fish or something demonstrates familiarity and affection for you
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Jan 14, 2015 08:27
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i have a terrier...a chihuahua/jack russell terrier because i'm not an insane gently caress
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Triangulum posted:if at any time you think to yourself "i should try and be my dogs parent" you have taken a massive wrong turn in your life my son is dog-kin you bigoted gently caress
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Jan 14, 2015 08:29
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Ableist Kinkshamer posted:my son is dog-kin you bigoted gently caress 
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Jan 14, 2015 08:31
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Stoic Commie posted:pitbulls are alright, but i say euthanize them all and start over, why not? is it going to make the world a worse place? lol A good opinion.
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Jan 14, 2015 08:38
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Skeesix posted:Where would dogs be without people to make sure they are bred into perfect physical and metal health? This video was tight and proclick as hell
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Jan 14, 2015 08:41
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The Human Crouton posted:The solution is to not have dogs. They don't do anything except make you feel smarter than something, make you feel stronger than something, replace the children you never had, or give you something to love because your child is an addict. Pitbulls don't even make you feel stronger than something if you're anyone except an adult male and even they get killed by em. You're right tho it's amazing people still have pets post-pokemon.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:04
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Stoic Commie posted:pitbulls are alright, but i say euthanize them all and start over, why not? is it going to make the world a worse place? lol dog fighters will be pretty upset
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Jan 14, 2015 10:05
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Redkist posted:dog fighters will be pretty upset Euthanize them too, have you never been part of an extinction campaign before??
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Jan 14, 2015 10:07
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Zombies' Downfall posted:Euthanize them too, have you never been part of an extinction campaign before?? michael vick is really good tho
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Jan 14, 2015 10:09
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its weird how strongly goons feel about pitbulls
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Jan 14, 2015 10:13
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dreadspork posted:I don't mind any breed but Dachshunds; only dog that ever bit me. gently caress Dachshunds. I have a flat-coated retriever mix, though and most I have to worry about with him is he might lick someone to death. Dachshunds are the worst. They think they can take on horses and what with the yappin' and the nippin'. Assholes really.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:33
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:michael vick is really good tho yea hes nice
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Jan 14, 2015 10:42
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Zeluth posted:Dachshunds are the worst. They think they can take on horses and what with the yappin' and the nippin'. Assholes really. last week i saw a guy walking two of em and i put my hand down so that they could smell it, as is customary when introducing yourself to a dog. unfortunately i must have put my hand in such a position so that it just appeared out of nowhere to them, and they started yapping also i'm pretty sure that they have metabolism problems. i've seen a lot of fat wiener dogs
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Jan 14, 2015 10:44
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:yea hes nice fuckin sacks the poo poo out of some quarterbacks lemme tell ya
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Jan 14, 2015 10:50
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get a texas heeler and 20 acres of land, then watch it rip the throat out of wild animals and seriously maim your white-trash neighbor's murder dog when it inevitably trespasses and threatens you or your family. then enjoy as it runs up to a friendly person to happily lick their face while whining and smelling rancid (the shampoo does nothing), knowing they've done a good job.
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Jan 14, 2015 11:50
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hemophilia posted:get a texas heeler and 20 acres of land, then watch it rip the throat out of wild animals and seriously maim your white-trash neighbor's murder dog when it inevitably trespasses and threatens you or your family. then enjoy as it runs up to a friendly person to happily lick their face while whining and smelling rancid (the shampoo does nothing), knowing they've done a good job. But will your dingo hybrid abduct their white trash babies?
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Jan 14, 2015 12:40
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pitbull owners are pretty bad, but people who let their dogs on the furniture are worse
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Jan 14, 2015 13:21
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I made the mistake of letting my dog on the furniture from an early age and now he makes me live in the garage and eat out of an old paint can
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Jan 14, 2015 14:05
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Triangulum posted:pits are laughably terrible guard dogs so good job lol whitey never lived in the hood. and tell that to my two roommates dads that got bit just strolling the house. loving owned
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Jan 14, 2015 14:37
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Skeesix posted:Where would dogs be without people to make sure they are bred into perfect physical and metal health? how did i ever live the in pre-2005/youtube era where videos of dogs loving wasn't just a click away at any moment i desired
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Jan 14, 2015 14:39
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Damo posted:how did i ever live the in pre-2005/youtube era where videos of dogs loving wasn't just a click away at any moment i desired You certainly wouldn't have a thriving bulldog puppy mill since they apparently can't gently caress without human assistance.
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Jan 14, 2015 14:54
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Its cool that one of the go-to defenses of pitbulls is 'black people are murderous beasts'
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Jan 14, 2015 15:19
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Pits and their derivatives have been banned here for a while. Can't say I miss them. I have plenty of doglady friends who hide their pit mixes out in the middle of no where and cry about BSL. But it's nice being able to walk down the street with my dogs without worrying about a pit door dashing or jumping a fence and going after my dogs.
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Jan 14, 2015 15:48
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With any dog it boils down to the owner but most other dogs aren't as capable/well known killers.
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Jan 14, 2015 16:00
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I like dogs that are nice and dont require a phd to socialize so they dont murder my friends All my pets have always been nice to people probably bc theyre not murderdogs and i pet them and say nice things to them
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Jan 14, 2015 16:18
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Smash it Smash hit posted:lol whitey never lived in the hood. lol im mexican and i live in a barrio. everyones ~guard pits~ make a bunch of racket through fences but their such neurotic fuckups that they either bite everyone they live with or run away when people actually jump the fence thats why i have german shepherds, theyre actually good at guard work
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Jan 14, 2015 16:23
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Smash it Smash hit posted:lol whitey never lived in the hood. I lived in a place where every single house except mine and the crackheads behind me got hit and multiple people got raped, lots of people got stabbed and a couple boos done got shot. I didn't because everybody was convinced my giant black great dane was ready to murder them if they crossed my property. And I was insane and answered the door with a .45 a lot when I was alone. And I may have hotwired my fence with way too much power. RIP little squirrel, you knew not what hit you. Pits are poo poo guard dogs and lol everybody had pits and they just went durrhurr and rolled over for belly rubs after getting kicked in the face by the robber.
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Jan 14, 2015 16:28
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tada.wav posted:I made the mistake of letting my dog on the furniture from an early age and now he makes me live in the garage and eat out of an old paint can same except cat and i cant own expensive furniture until i kill him or he gets old and lazy.
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Jan 14, 2015 16:45
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lol people dealing with pussy boring Pitts in one post and then complain about them being killing machines in next. all I know is my Pitt will gently caress up male strangers and has. well she is pit/boxer so idk which side helps her massacre idiots who storm in my house
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Jan 14, 2015 17:20
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How are basset hounds? I've always wanted one but I thought I read somewhere that they tend to be biters.
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Jan 14, 2015 17:28
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Smash it Smash hit posted:lol people dealing with pussy boring Pitts in one post and then complain about them being killing machines in next. Probably the side that is A Dog. And what, only male strangers? Sounds like a worthless protection dog to me.
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Jan 14, 2015 17:28
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a gun is probably safer and more responsible
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Jan 14, 2015 17:29
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FogHelmut posted:a gun is probably safer and more responsible Guns are great and if you don't like guns you're either a hippy, a socialist, or a weirdo. E: Everybody should have guns and everybody should know how to use'em properly because guns are awesome.
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Jan 14, 2015 17:36
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greg sexyvibes posted:I read a news story on a dog bite research site about a man saying that his pitbull killing his wife was a freak accident, and had her and their unborn child buried with the beast that killed them. HAHAHA! Motherfuckers must really love these dogs.  typical_pitbull_owners.txt typical_pitbull_owners.jpg e:lmao the dog's name was Gunner some white trash fuckin dogs
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Jan 14, 2015 17:48
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Smash it Smash hit posted:lol people dealing with pussy boring Pitts in one post and then complain about them being killing machines in next. pits are real good at fuckin up other dogs and the lovely unstable ones that do things like attack all males might bite hard but it doesnt make em good protection dogs theres a reason they arent used by the police and military and its not because theyre just too badass!! its because theyre loving terrible at protection and guard work. at best you end up with an out of control shithead that just bites whatever because it had a feeling
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Jan 14, 2015 17:50
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FogHelmut posted:a gun is probably safer and more responsible Guns can't, out of the blue, have the dog equivalent of Nam flashbacks and descend into a bloodthirsty fugue state, so yes.
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They can have the gun equivalent of a Nam flashback though, which is why you should never keep your gun loaded, or graft on four little legs that it can use to move around your house.
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