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mysterious frankie posted:They can have the gun equivalent of a Nam flashback though, which is why you should never keep your gun loaded, or graft on four little legs that it can use to move around your house. Did your mom get raped by a gun or something
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Did your mom get raped by a gun or something no, I just really hate black people.
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Jan 14, 2015 17:58
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mysterious frankie posted:Guns can't, out of the blue, have the dog equivalent of Nam flashbacks and descend into a bloodthirsty fugue state, so yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ChTL-3c3o
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Speaking of dogs people find scary or scary looking, I've had multiple bull mastiffs and they are the most docile dogs I've ever owned. The only issue I had with them is that they couldn't tell the difference between wanting to play vs. raw terror. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Jan 14, 2015 |
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Jan 14, 2015 18:07
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Is that a gun or a dog? I can't tell the difference between breeds, you see.
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dog buttz posted:Speaking of dogs people find scary or scary looking, I've had multiple bull mastiffs and they are the most docile dogs I've ever owned. The only issue I had with them is that they couldn't tell the difference between wanting to play vs. raw terror. a good friend of mine has a half mastiff and half st bernard. its a nice dog but the thing is loving massive. i usually make a great effort not to get it into 'too excited gonna play really hard mode' because im p sure the dog could beat me up E: im not scared of it though, i'm more scared of getting knocked into my friends coffee table or something. when we're outside its no holds barred 
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Jan 14, 2015 18:14
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It can't be a coincidence that the rise in boutiquing dog ownership and tattoos occurred at the same time. It's really good proof that at best most people are parrots or parakeets, and mimic what they see other people doing. The problem is that dogs are annoying as gently caress and now every god drat rear end in a top hat has to have a dog. HAS TO. I need a dog yo. People gotta know I'm established, I've made it. I'm the king of a castle. This my guard dog for my Visio flat screen and Playstation Triple. I'm a big boy, I wear big boy pants. Stop buying dogs. When the poo poo hits the fan and you're the first to hit it, your stupid dog will go feral and join a giant pack of man-eaters the survivors will have to deal with.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:33
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Feral man eating corgis would be pretty awesome.
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Mr. Stingly posted:It can't be a coincidence that the rise in boutiquing dog ownership and tattoos occurred at the same time. It's really good proof that at best most people are parrots or parakeets, and mimic what they see other people doing. The problem is that dogs are annoying as gently caress and now every god drat rear end in a top hat has to have a dog. HAS TO. I need a dog yo. People gotta know I'm established, I've made it. I'm the king of a castle. This my guard dog for my Visio flat screen and Playstation Triple. I'm a big boy, I wear big boy pants. It's absurd how people think that adopting a living liability makes them more conducive to success. I'm apartment hunting right now, and my biggest challenge is finding a place that doesn't allow dogs because every loser in the world has to loving own one now. You live in an apartment you assholes. Why are you getting a dog when you can't even afford the house with a yard for it to run around and be a dog in. Basically, if you have to walk your dog then you shouldn't have a dog.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:47
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 This is my akc registered (so full blooded) female great dane. She looks like a hellbeast murderhound.  Or pure insanity. Take your pick.
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Jan 14, 2015 18:47
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one time i woke up and one of my cats was asleep on my chest, another was asleep against my legs and my dog was kind of spooning me and i felt like king of the animals it was p nice
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Jan 14, 2015 18:54
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mysterious frankie posted:Guns can't, out of the blue, have the dog equivalent of Nam flashbacks and descend into a bloodthirsty fugue state, so yes. whats this pic do for you guy? hmm... does that trigger your flashbacks hmm?
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Jan 14, 2015 19:04
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Doppelganger posted:How are basset hounds? I've always wanted one but I thought I read somewhere that they tend to be biters. They're kind of boring and handicapped by their own anatomy, but I don't think they're significantly more bitey than other breeds. waaant. 
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Jan 14, 2015 19:11
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My pitbull is sweet and dumb as a loving stump but he wouldn't kill anyone. He tangles with our lab sometimes, but usually gets his rear end thrown to the ground. Most "pitbull" attacks are misidentifications of other similar looking breeds. http://www.pickthepit.com/
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Jan 14, 2015 19:15
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New Leaf posted:My pitbull is sweet and dumb as a loving stump but he wouldn't kill anyone. He tangles with our lab sometimes, but usually gets his rear end thrown to the ground. Most "pitbull" attacks are misidentifications of other similar looking breeds. quote:The first dog you picked was American Pit Bull Terrier. It took you 0 seconds, and 1 attempt to find the Pit. The dog most commonly picked first is the American Pit Bull Terrier, and the average time is 4 minutes 6 seconds with 8 attempts. 
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Jan 14, 2015 19:20
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andydbzee posted:whats this pic do for you guy? hmm... does that trigger your flashbacks hmm? It made me intensely interested in looking up where Doral College is. It's in Florida, which makes a great deal of sense.
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Jan 14, 2015 19:22
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Doral College: We have more teachers than our entire student body has teeth. Doral College: Life is cheap, why shouldn't your education be? Doral College: You probably won't get tuberculosis here; that's The Doral Promise Doral College: Our curricula may be second rate, but our meth is second to none! Doral College: Voted Florida's college least likely to secede from nation and declare itself a sovereign country A little Doral humor for your there.
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Doral's got nothing on L&M University
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The Human Crouton posted:It's absurd how people think that adopting a living liability makes them more conducive to success. I'm apartment hunting right now, and my biggest challenge is finding a place that doesn't allow dogs because every loser in the world has to loving own one now. You live in an apartment you assholes. Why are you getting a dog when you can't even afford the house with a yard for it to run around and be a dog in. Ugh, and those assholes refuse to treat their animals. My roommates have a cat that stays in their room and we are still dealing with fleas because the complex and rear end in a top hat neighbors refused to treat the grounds and their animals.
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New Leaf posted:My pitbull is sweet and dumb as a loving stump but he wouldn't kill anyone. He tangles with our lab sometimes, but usually gets his rear end thrown to the ground. Most "pitbull" attacks are misidentifications of other similar looking breeds. This quiz is still stupid, you can not say that a dog is an apbt without looking at its ped. Half the dogs registered as apbts are loaded with staff blood, especially UKC show and sport lines because that club and the AKC allow dual registration of staffs as APBTs. Visually identifying an APBT is hilar.
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mysterious frankie posted:Doral College: We have more teachers than our entire student body has teeth. Doral College: We'd rather fight than switch
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New Leaf posted:My pitbull is sweet and dumb as a loving stump but he wouldn't kill anyone. He tangles with our lab sometimes, but usually gets his rear end thrown to the ground. Most "pitbull" attacks are misidentifications of other similar looking breeds. Hmmm yes lets see was my dog attacked by a pitbull mix or a purebred dog that is rare in this country, each of these scenarios is equally as likely.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
giant dogs that take larger-than-human sized shits are a good idea
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mysterious frankie posted:Guns can't, out of the blue, have the dog equivalent of Nam flashbacks and descend into a bloodthirsty fugue state, so yes. yea i too have a gun its just a .22 tho it can still kill tho thats what robbie kennedy died from 
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FogHelmut posted:giant dogs that take larger-than-human sized shits are a good idea Also that die early thanks to hosed up genetics
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Mr. Stingly posted:It can't be a coincidence that the rise in boutiquing dog ownership and tattoos occurred at the same time. It's really good proof that at best most people are parrots or parakeets, and mimic what they see other people doing. The problem is that dogs are annoying as gently caress and now every god drat rear end in a top hat has to have a dog. HAS TO. I need a dog yo. People gotta know I'm established, I've made it. I'm the king of a castle. This my guard dog for my Visio flat screen and Playstation Triple. I'm a big boy, I wear big boy pants. Even bigger nerds than I thought
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:
Aren't you also the same poster that said pitbulls have a lockjaw? Good dog expert
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FogHelmut posted:giant dogs that take larger-than-human sized shits are a good idea They're the best idea because I can cannon it onto people's houses that I don't like. Ramsus posted:Aren't you also the same poster that said pitbulls have a lockjaw? Good dog expert Pit jaws lock so they can hold on to other dogs better. Sorry that you aren't well informed.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:They're the best idea because I can cannon it onto people's houses that I don't like. that's pretty awful, i'd rather get pitbulled than poo poo cannoned.
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The Human Crouton posted:It's absurd how people think that adopting a living liability makes them more conducive to success. I'm apartment hunting right now, and my biggest challenge is finding a place that doesn't allow dogs because every loser in the world has to loving own one now. You live in an apartment you assholes. Why are you getting a dog when you can't even afford the house with a yard for it to run around and be a dog in. I have a huge yard. I still take my dogs for walks because we both need the exercise. Agree about apartment dwellers shouldn't have dogs, but the second part of your argument is dumb.
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Dick Fagballzson posted:I have a huge yard. I still take my dogs for walks because we both need the exercise. Agree about apartment dwellers shouldn't have dogs, but the second part of your argument is dumb. I lived in an apartment with my dogs. Then I bought a house. They got more exercise and better care then than they do now.
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Jan 14, 2015 20:33
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I rented for years with pit bulls, whattup
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Superconsndar posted:I rented for years with pit bulls, whattup You are the queen of poor life choices though
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Superconsndar posted:This quiz is still stupid, you can not say that a dog is an apbt without looking at its ped. Half the dogs registered as apbts are loaded with staff blood, especially UKC show and sport lines because that club and the AKC allow dual registration of staffs as APBTs. Visually identifying an APBT is hilar. I really like how the animal goons are like creepyass YOSPOS people with computers like they don't even care about ethical treatment or the animal's subjective experience in this world as evidenced by their huge fat lady moderator who cooked a parrot to death with a kerosene heater or something, just that they're obese (usually female) people who only get positive dopamine effects from their brain talking about how they train dogs to murder other animals in The Right Way in the same way the gaming nerds on this site talk about xbox one
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One time someone in my building had a meltdown when they saw me walking my dog and told management I had a pitbull and they came knocking and were like "omg you can't have a pit bull" so I handed them my dogs vet paperwork which said that he was like a pointer mix or something because I had my vet put down that he was Not A Pit Bull specifically for such an occasion and they were like "oh well can't argue with vet paperwork sorry for the trouble" and hosed off lmao I own my own house now but if you want to rent with a pit bull you can just lie!!!! #lifehacks
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Pit jaws lock so they can hold on to other dogs better. Sorry that you aren't well informed. troll or dumb can't tell
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bonvivant posted:I really like how the animal goons are like creepyass YOSPOS people with computers like they don't even care about ethical treatment or the animal's subjective experience in this world as evidenced by their huge fat lady moderator who cooked a parrot to death with a kerosene heater or something, just that they're obese (usually female) people who only get positive dopamine effects from their brain talking about how they train dogs to murder other animals in The Right Way in the same way the gaming nerds on this site talk about xbox one Yeah like pretty much She's not a mod anymore though
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I don't care what kind of dog you own as long as you can control the drat thing, I'm really perplexed as to why some people own dogs they're not physically capable of controlling. Buy a smaller dog or lift some loving weights you morons.
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Superconsndar posted:One time someone in my building had a meltdown when they saw me walking my dog and told management I had a pitbull and they came knocking and were like "omg you can't have a pit bull" so I handed them my dogs vet paperwork which said that he was like a pointer mix or something because I had my vet put down that he was Not A Pit Bull specifically for such an occasion and they were like "oh well can't argue with vet paperwork sorry for the trouble" and hosed off lmao hey what happened to that one creepy bitch who was naming her rabbits then killing them
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