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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I hope Pablo takes up mma

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
four men enter, one man leaves to go to jail

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

The winner will be declared the saddest man on the planet

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

Bellator 132 Weigh-In Results:
Patricio Freire (144.3) vs. Daniel Straus (143.4)
Bubba Jenkins (145.9) vs. Georgi Karakhanyan (145.8)
Virgil Zwicker (206) vs. Houston Alexander (203.4)
Fernando Gonzalez (171) vs. Marius Zaromskis (169.4)
Dustin Jacoby (185.5) vs. John Salter (185.8)
Everett Cummings (232) vs. Jason Glaza (237.3)
Jonathan Rivera (155.7) vs. Steve Kozola (155.5)
Derek Anderson (156)* vs. Danny Navarro (155.4)
Fabian Gonzalez (135.4) vs. Albert Morales (134.6)
Luc Bondole (185) vs. Chris Herrera (184.6)

This is on Friday

The most surprising thing is that it looks like everyone made weight for a bellator event

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Is it me or is that card kind of good for Bellator? I've seen all the guys on the main card fight I think.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
jake shields fights on saturday

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
:siren: :frogsiren: :derp: :supaburn: KIMBO JOINS BELLATOR :siren: :frogsiren: :derp: :supaburn:

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
KIMBO VS HOUSTON 2
KIMBO VS JT 2
KIMBO VS BOBBY LASHLEY
KIMBO VS KING MO
KIMBO VS MANHOEF
KIMBO VS TITO
KIMBO VS BROCK LESNAR
KIMBO VS ALBERTO DEL RIO

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS :getin:

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

i'm sure he's been training hard the last 5 years

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Are you sure that's legit? I've never heard of the site before and the page is down. No one else appears to be reporting it.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Give it time and the page is working (unlike Kimbo's knees)

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
kimbo vs fedor vs brock lesnar in bellator's first triple threat match

match ends in a NC when cole konrad descends from the rafters and crushes them all in his mound of flab

POTATO IN MY ANUS
May 23, 2012

23 year old man.

just tried (unsuccessfully) to suck my own dick.

I think I need a break from the internet.
hasn't he been boxing lately

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Maybe he was signed to replace Lashley against JT?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

willie_dee posted:

Maybe he was signed to replace Lashley against JT?

I thought mighty mo was already doing that

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Huh no I'm dumb and got the wrong mo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/1/13/7537227/bobby-lashley-out-of-james-thompson-fight-muhammed-lawal-volunteers

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

POTATO IN MY ANUS posted:

hasn't he been boxing lately

Butterbeaning. Not really boxing.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
In addition to the Bellator card tonight, your other non-UFC combat sporting is

Texas Based Legacy Fighting Championships, former home of Lenny Garcia and one of the AXS.tv fight leagues is doing a kickboxing event tonight at 10 PM Eastern

Card ain't bad, few names that people should recognize in Cosmo, Pat Barry, and Miguel Torres.


quote:

LEGACY KICKBOXING 1 FIGHT CARD

165 - Cosmo Alexandre 42-15 v. Regian Eersel 26-2

HVY - Pat Barry 16-6 v. Demoreo Dennis 9-3
135 - Angel Huerta 4-1 v. Miguel Torres 0-0
155 - Michael Corley 18-11 v. Marco Pique 60-38
135 - Valentina Schlevchenko 54-1 v. Lindsay Haycraft - 25-12
170 - Alex Morono 6-3 v. Lucas Pimenta - 8-2
155 - Justin Reiswerg v. Will Morris

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Not sure if JT has accepted it yet, I'd be worried about Mo, im not too worried about Kimbo or Lashley

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
JT vs Kimbo would be a great revenge match. JT vs. Mo could be....ugly.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
BELLATOR IS BACK

7/6 Central we got live prelims at http://bellatorlive.spike.com

(For foreigners, that means 20 minutes from this post)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Yuriy posted:

In addition to the Bellator card tonight, your other non-UFC combat sporting is

Texas Based Legacy Fighting Championships, former home of Lenny Garcia and one of the AXS.tv fight leagues is doing a kickboxing event tonight at 10 PM Eastern

Card ain't bad, few names that people should recognize in Cosmo, Pat Barry, and Miguel Torres.

Can you just watch this on the website? I would really like for Pat Barry to not die.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Captain Log posted:

Can you just watch this on the website? I would really like for Pat Barry to not die.

Nope, axs.tv is a channel, formerly HDNet

There'll be some streams in vipleague.se and the usual places.

Also BELLATOR IS LIVE

http://www.spike.com/shows/bellator-mma/live

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Yuriy posted:

Nope, axs.tv is a channel, formerly HDNet

There'll be some streams in vipleague.se and the usual places.

Also BELLATOR IS LIVE

http://www.spike.com/shows/bellator-mma/live

I will be God damned that not only is that a real channel but the cable package I finally caved and got includes it.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Dang, standing TKO

Good stop too, dude was out of it

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
just tuned in. where did all that loving blood come from?

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Marching Powder posted:

just tuned in. where did all that loving blood come from?

2nd fight and the one 2 fights ago, mostly the 2nd fight

Bad nose cut in that one and bleeding mouth/nose in the other

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
nice. tedious heavyweight wrestling match got great.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
If you missed the 2nd worst combat sport national anthem of all time, a goon has uploaded it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G6V2LPDPGc

(The worst of course being https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EO6HTYmZ4 )

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
i've started taking a drink every time the one dude pulls his pants up.

Pariah Rex fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jan 17, 2015

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


all renditions of the US national anthem sound bad because it's bad, it's not a good song and it sounds bad

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
its long, too

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

acai moonsault posted:

all renditions of the US national anthem sound bad because it's bad, it's not a good song and it sounds bad

Bundt Cake posted:

its long, too

Wanderlei got the full Brazilian national anthem before his second fight with Rampage and there's almost a full minute before anyone sings.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
second motherfucker i've seen take a nap in one card. nice.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
He just admitted he was trying to kill him

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Kimbo Skype

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Gold Bond.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Nice point deduction, Big John needs to be reffing the next Jon Jones fight.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Fozzy The Bear posted:

Nice point deduction, Big John needs to be reffing the next Jon Jones fight.

i think the repeated kicks to the balls sort of influenced the point deduction too

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
strauss keeps throwing these left hooks from southpaw and being confused when they whiff by miles

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