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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

It's done

http://www.torontofc.ca/news/2015/01/toronto-fc-sign-us-international-jozy-altidore

Jozy Altidore #17
Position: Forward
Height: 6’1
Weight: 175 lbs
Birthdate: November 6, 1989
Birth Place: Livingston, New Jersey
Hometown: Boca Raton, Florida
Nationality: American
Last Club: Sunderland A.F.C.
How Acquired: Transferred from Sunderland A.F.C. and signed with Toronto FC on Friday, January 16, 2015
Pronunciation: “Jo-zee Al-ti-dor”

Haha is he gently caress 175 pounds

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Haha is he gently caress 175 pounds

It's what his transfer fee should have been

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Haha is he gently caress 175 pounds

haha first thing I thought

Ninpo posted:

It's what his transfer fee should have been

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
tbf that's a very difficult name to pronounce for us Canadians, who would normally say "Oh jeez, that Joe-zee Al-tee-do-ree eh?"

J Hume
Apr 23, 2013

What is the best number?
Strengths: DZSiBoT, "hold up play", playing against Chelsea
Weaknesses: scoring, closing a bag of chips, balance
Notable quote: "Really LA Galaxy?"

Please help fill in the rest of the fact sheet.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

He really was oddly effective against Chelsea, huh?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

J Hume posted:

Strengths: DZSiBoT, "hold up play", playing against Chelsea
Weaknesses: scoring, closing a bag of chips, balance
Notable quote: "Really LA Galaxy?"

Please help fill in the rest of the fact sheet.

Another notable quote is 'I can believe he ate the whole thing'

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


J Hume posted:

Strengths: DZSiBoT, "hold up play", playing against Chelsea
Weaknesses: scoring, closing a bag of chips, balance
Notable quote: "Really LA Galaxy?"

Please help fill in the rest of the fact sheet.

does this really mean "danger zone shots inside box on target"

please tell me that is a joke definition invented by TRP

please.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:

be nice wicka posted:

does this really mean "danger zone shots inside box on target"

please tell me that is a joke definition invented by TRP

please.

http://cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/2014/1/6/5279652/tottenham-hotspur-analysis-statistics-managers-a-continuum-of-avb

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Weight: 175 lbs
Well at least "Jozy is underrated" has some justification now

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

St Evan Echoes posted:

Well at least "Jozy is underrated" has some justification now

More like "Jozy is underweighted"

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
“Jo-zee Al-ti-dor”

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Mods rename me Jo-zee Al-ti-dor

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

ephex posted:

“Jo-zee Al-ti-dor”

Dozing Onthefloor

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Weight: 175 lbs

Did they just weigh his fuckin fat head?

Antares
Jan 13, 2006

The most likely explanation is that he fell down while attempting to stand on the scale and some of his weight was on the floor

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician

Jose posted:

Newcastle being linked with signing someone would be cool and good imo
It's actually p awesome that we're still starting the same two CBs we had in the Championship 5 years ago.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Exclusive image from Jozy's weigh in in Toronto

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

Exclusive image from Jozy's weigh in in Toronto



Jozy isnt Asian afaik

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

ephex posted:

Jozy isnt Asian afaik

He's 5/8ths Chinese by weight

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Total Meatlove posted:

He's 5/8ths Chinese by weight

lol

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

serious gaylord posted:

Did they just weigh his fuckin fat head?

They thought the weight Sunderland told them was pounds instead of kilogramsstones

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Eto'o to Sampdoria is almost a done deal, with a medical taking place Monday.

Apparently he's taking a 40% pay cut to play with them.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Redknapp just said SWP won't leave in the most passive aggressive way possible lol. He must be on crazy money

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
My friends who like Manchester United are posting a bunch of articles on an imminent bid for Hummels. I do not like this.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

Brony Car posted:

My friends who like Manchester United are posting a bunch of articles on an imminent bid for Hummels. I do not like this.

You don't like them bidding on a player they won't get?

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
M’Vila is about to have his loan terminated by Inter. He's going to go to QPR or West Ham.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

trem_two posted:

M’Vila is about to have his loan terminated by Inter. He's going to go to QPR or West Ham.

Remember when he was supposed to be the next big thing and was exactly the player Arsenal/Man united/Spurs/Liverpool were missing and then it turned out he was a massive shite garbageman. The Chris Samba of midfielders.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

General Probe posted:

You don't like them bidding on a player they won't get?

Is it that remote a possibility? Man-U are geared to go all Galactico again.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

TelekineticBear! posted:

Remember when he was supposed to be the next big thing and was exactly the player Arsenal/Man united/Spurs/Liverpool were missing and then it turned out he was a massive shite garbageman. The Chris Samba of midfielders.

Chris Samba wasn't a complete oval office afaik

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

General Probe posted:

You don't like them bidding on a player they won't get?

Fyi tychan doesn't follow football, he just reads google alerts for the two clubs hes heard of

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
thank god i wont have to read as many posts about some nothing player just because hes american

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


it will be nice to watch arsenal-sunderland matches and only be disappointed in arsenal and not america as a sporting nation

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Hoops posted:

thank god i wont have to read as many posts about some nothing player just because hes american

Until liverpool or arsenal are linked with one then the posts will blot out the sun

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Hoops posted:

thank god i wont have to read as many posts about some nothing player just because hes american

Marc Pelosi ftw

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Shrapnig posted:

Marc Pelosi ftw

Zak friggin Whitbread

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Arsenal actually Gideon Zelalem who is technically american. Does that count?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

chuggo is BACK posted:

Zak friggin Whitbread

Was literally going to post this but went for the academy product and *~*potential*~* instead

Strawman
Feb 9, 2008

Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.


Shrapnig posted:

Marc Pelosi ftw

A utility player with a horrible injury record, or the next Messi? Let your American pride be the judge.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

General Probe posted:

You don't like them bidding on a player they won't get?

They might, Dortmund have gone to poo poo and United are probably offering to triple his salary.

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