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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Darkman Fanpage posted:

He also did one for the V Tech shooting. And honestly they're horrible. Almost pornographic in nature. Like thanks Latuff we figured that's what it looked like when a crazy person murdered innocent people.

That's the point.

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Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

TetsuoTW posted:

If Juba were Joe-Bob you would be rock hard and ready to gently caress.

I watched American Sniper and was only half erect, but I think that has more to do with Bradley Cooper than patriotism.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

8
Best non-Charlie Hebdo related cartoon I've seen this year.

The bow tie with no shirt is what does it for me :allears:

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Internet Webguy posted:



8
Best non-Charlie Hebdo related cartoon I've seen this year.

An Animaniacs cartoon.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

WitchFetish posted:

*unsheathes dragunov* My my, looks like we have some pesky americans here. Time to show you the dark power of Juba the baghdad sniper...
*kills all americans*
*adjusts keffiyeh*
"Eh, nothing personel kid..."

It's "Psssh...nothin' personnel... kid..."

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Bloated wingnut troll Tony Blankley wrote this in 2006, and I think of it every time wingnuts get into a tizzy when Obama steadfastly refuses to rip on Islam 24/7:

quote:

And therein lies our great strategic failure to date. So long as most people -- certainly most Europeans, perhaps most Americans -- see Islamist terrorism as merely the more or less disconnected actions of a relatively small number of fanatics, then Europeans will never send their sons to fight and die to defeat it. And, of course, they particularly won't send their sons to risk death for the "Jewish state" of Israel or the "imperialist" United States. And who can ask any parents to risk sacrificing their sons for some foreigners -- whether despised or not?

President Bush has failed in five years to successfully make the case either to America or to the Western world that we are, in fact, in a mortal, worldwide struggle, what my old boss Newt Gingrich recently called World War III; what I called "The West's Last Chance" in my book last year; and what I and many others have called the clash of civilizations.

Only when that case has been made persuasively will the real struggle for victory begin. Only then will Europe raise armies to fight -- not for Israel or the United States -- but for their own survival.

And we are not without resources. Europe -- from Poland to the Atlantic, from Sweden to Greece -- is over 700 million strong. Hindu India is over a billion. North America is over 400 million. It is absurd to think that such a mass of civilization cannot send sufficient troops to smash -- door to door and hand to hand if necessary, and it probably will be necessary -- a few thousand Hezbollah fighters. For that matter, a force could be raised to clean out the tribal lands in northern Pakistan and the Islamist/anarchic Horn of Africa and wherever radical Islamists have cover and succor. (Currently, in Lebanon and throughout the world, peaceable Muslims understandably can't resist the violent threat of their radical co-religionists. We must give them a chance to be partisans for civilization.)

But such martial force can only be raised and sustained on the foundation of broad and deep public support.

Now, with the whole world watching the unfolding chaos, would be an excellent time to start that public education process. The president should give a series of major speeches on the nature of the worldwide threat. He must rise above his previous efforts with more blunt, honest and detailed analysis -- not merely well-worn phrases.

But much more is needed. The Senate and House Foreign Relations Committees should hold extensive, high-octane, public, joint, select hearings in the next two months on the nature of the threat. Let the best advocates for each perception testify. Former presidents, princes, generals and specialists should all come and testify. Congress can and must give both depth of analysis and sustained public attention to such a presidential initiative.

The media should give major front-page and top-of-the-news attention to such a great debate. It is not enough for Fox, the Washington Times, The Wall St. Journal editorial page, talk radio, selected authors and the blogs to carry on the debate. The mainstream media should join in giving prolonged prominent coverage in conjunction with such hearings.

In five years we have, remarkably, never had such a sustained effort to publicly debate the nature of the danger. At the outset of the Cold War, Congress spent years holding hearings on the "red menace." Some people think they overdid it. I do not. But it required that sort of an effort to establish the public support and bipartisan judgment over 50 years that communism was, in fact, a worldwide threat to civilizations. It was such a threat; and it was defeated. But only because the public, for 50 years, understood the danger and voted for politicians who were prepared to vote trillions for defense.

Leaving aside the rusted-over Everything Obama does is bad and wrong attitude they bring to the table on EVERYTHING, is this what you believe, cartoonists? Is this what you subscribe to? Have the sack to say it.

Because it's freaking nuts.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

vyelkin posted:



Target is closing in Canada after a few years of failing to establish a niche with consumers.

Plucky lil' Walmart! :swoon:


Oh God, it's starting, yessssss :allears:

majormonotone
Jan 25, 2013

Internet Webguy posted:

2
Funny that I've only seen white people complain about this. Maybe there are bigger issues at hand recently than some actors not getting nominated, but who knows?
I have definitely seen a poo poo ton of non-white people complaining about this. I'm not sure what to tell you.

Internet Webguy posted:

8
Best non-Charlie Hebdo related cartoon I've seen this year.

This is absolutely incredible though

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

There's pretty much no way Romney is going to get far in the primary. It's not like people in primaries are going to vote for the man who lost to Barack "The Islamic Shock" Obama.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Internet Webguy posted:

8
Best non-Charlie Hebdo related cartoon I've seen this year.

Holy poo poo. This is loving gold. :swoon:

Rorus Raz posted:

There's pretty much no way Romney is going to get far in the primary. It's not like people in primaries are going to vote for the man who lost to Barack "The Islamic Shock" Obama.

I learned in 2012 to never underestimate the conservative base when it's been whipped up into a primary frenzy. To quote the Freep thread title: "there is more, and it is always worse". I can totally see them finding a way to delude themselves that Romney's the best they've got.

...won't take too much work actually since Romney's only real competitor is probably Jeb.

Alkydere fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Jan 16, 2015

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Internet Webguy posted:



6
Those warthogs in the media are at it again. What a bunch of warthogs.


Are we the second warthog :ohdear:

LaughMyselfTo
Nov 15, 2012

by XyloJW

Kurtofan posted:

Are we the second warthog :ohdear:

Well, I sure know that Gorrell's the first one.

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches
Sprinkled among the ones he's obviously cranking out to try to sell, Cagle's had some cartoons recently that really show some venom or otherwise have a genuine feeling behind them. Hope he keeps that up.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

zoux posted:

Or SSJ3 Goku literally raping Netanyahu

It's Sebastián Piñera, not Bibi.

WitchFetish posted:

So this is what people mean when they talk about willfully dense.

How can you consistently manage to be the worst loving poster in this thread

*How*

please teach me

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

He's throwing you out because you wore your pajamas to class, dummy!

James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!
He did not pay attention when the instructor explained the matter earlier, and was asked to leave the classroom instead of wasting time asking the same question over and over.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Given the horrendous butchering of notation in that cartoon, Stantis could probably benefit from a couple of years of free community college. Maybe take some loving math.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Did Obama ever actually say "Free" college? Like are they mad that he used the word "free" and NOTHING IS FREE YOU'RE A LIAR BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE PAID FOR SOMEHOW?

Anyway this isn't quite a political cartoon, but have John Boehner trying to make clickbait and failing miserably:

http://m.speaker.gov/general/12-taylor-swift-reactions-president-obamas-free-college-idea?Source=GovD

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Did Obama ever actually say "Free" college? Like are they mad that he used the word "free" and NOTHING IS FREE YOU'RE A LIAR BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE PAID FOR SOMEHOW?

Anyway this isn't quite a political cartoon, but have John Boehner trying to make clickbait and failing miserably:

http://m.speaker.gov/general/12-taylor-swift-reactions-president-obamas-free-college-idea?Source=GovD

God it's so loving great to live in the future

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Why don't we just fund community colleges by taking advantage of the gambling addictions of the underclass? That's the American way.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Internet Webguy posted:



5
The problem here is Saudi's, not the US propping the majority of it's economy on the backs of big oil.


It is amazing how much this dip in the price of oil (no one believes this will be permanent, it'll be back up to 100$ a barrel in a few years or less) has come in like a wrecking ball to the economies of Canada, Texas, and Russia.

It's almost like basing the entire backbone of your economy on a resource that's prone to wild swings in value and also inherently finite is not a strategy for long-term or even mildly sustainable growth.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Did Obama ever actually say "Free" college? Like are they mad that he used the word "free" and NOTHING IS FREE YOU'RE A LIAR BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE PAID FOR SOMEHOW?

Anyway this isn't quite a political cartoon, but have John Boehner trying to make clickbait and failing miserably:

http://m.speaker.gov/general/12-taylor-swift-reactions-president-obamas-free-college-idea?Source=GovD

Wouldn't it be better if we solved the problem by just solving the problem? Great insight from the Speaker of the House.

Genpei Turtle
Jul 20, 2007

Rorus Raz posted:

There's pretty much no way Romney is going to get far in the primary. It's not like people in primaries are going to vote for the man who lost to Barack "The Islamic Shock" Obama.

The GOP primary debates will be glorious though.

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Did Obama ever actually say "Free" college? Like are they mad that he used the word "free" and NOTHING IS FREE YOU'RE A LIAR BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SAY IT WOULD BE PAID FOR SOMEHOW?

Anyway this isn't quite a political cartoon, but have John Boehner trying to make clickbait and failing miserably:

http://m.speaker.gov/general/12-taylor-swift-reactions-president-obamas-free-college-idea?Source=GovD

Axe-man
Apr 16, 2005

The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.
Clapping Larry

pathetic little tramp posted:

It is amazing how much this dip in the price of oil (no one believes this will be permanent, it'll be back up to 100$ a barrel in a few years or less) has come in like a wrecking ball to the economies of Canada, Texas, and Russia.

It's almost like basing the entire backbone of your economy on a resource that's prone to wild swings in value and also inherently finite is not a strategy for long-term or even mildly sustainable growth.

I had to literally check to see I wasn't looking at the bitcoin thread after this post.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


Just allow me to say that I would really like a Music Band shirt.

Also, I know its a few pages late, but holy poo poo @ Gorrell already shooting blanks this early in the year.
Seriously, can he please be disqualified from the Laziest Cartoonist category? No one else will ever stand a chance unless we make it a requirement for there to at least be some sort of illustration in the panel to qualify.

mortal
Oct 12, 2012

Dimebags Brain posted:

Wouldn't it be better if we solved the problem by just solving the problem? Great insight from the Speaker of the House.

To be fair he linked to his 5 point plan which surely goes into more detail about what he intends to-

John Boehner's 5 Point Plan posted:

· Reform our tax code.
· Solve our spending problem.
· Reform our legal system.
· Reform our regulatory system.
· Improve our education system.

:doh:

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

My one point plan of making our economy better will raise the GDP by 6% next year.

The Insect Court
Nov 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Kajeesus posted:

Why don't you think photoshopping Obama into a witch doctor/pimp is racist? Even if we were to ignore the overtly racist elements of those depictions on their own, Obama grew up in Honolulu and Jakarta and spent his entire adult life in academia and politics. He has no cultural connections to African tribal culture or inner city crime, so any association with either would be based entirely on his skin color. That's the textbook definition of racism.

Obviously, they can't be even a little bit racist, because that would make the Tea Partiers who love them racists, and it's the lie-beral Democ-rats that are the real racists.

Likewise, Latuff's cartoons depicting bloodthirsty Zionist octopuses and how greedy big-nosed Jews secretly control the media aren't anti-semitic, because his groupies aren't anti-semitic they're just anti-Zionists and how dare you hasbara propagandists suggest otherwise. Quod erat demonstratum.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
That's less a five point plan and more a five point to-do list.

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

We needed something to unite this thread. Thank you, Fitzsimmons, for helping us heal.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

joeburz posted:

My one point plan of making our economy better will raise the GDP by 6% next year.

Too long! If it can't fit on a fortune-cookie-sized slip of paper it's too complex!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

The Insect Court posted:

Obviously, they can't be even a little bit racist, because that would make the Tea Partiers who love them racists, and it's the lie-beral Democ-rats that are the real racists.

Likewise, Latuff's cartoons depicting bloodthirsty Zionist octopuses and how greedy big-nosed Jews secretly control the media aren't anti-semitic, because his groupies aren't anti-semitic they're just anti-Zionists and how dare you hasbara propagandists suggest otherwise. Quod erat demonstratum.

Weak effort, 2/10

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

mortal posted:

To be fair he linked to his 5 point plan which surely goes into more detail about what he intends to-


:doh:

Up next: John Boehner's 5-step plan to stop the boats.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

JT Jag posted:

That's less a five point plan and more a five point to-do list.

If he would have slipped up and said five year instead of five point then it would be comedy gold.

SuperHappy
Aug 22, 2004

feel the rhythm with your hands

ComradeCosmobot posted:

Given all the Latuffchat over the past few days, I might have missed it, but I don't think I saw anyone point out that Gorrell seems to have decided to get the leading nominee for the 2015 Gay Abortion for Laziest Cartoon out of the way early this year, so that he can focus on winning the other categories.




-from the New Yorker, 2006

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

SuperHappy posted:


-from the New Yorker, 2006

Gorrell's signature is really different in that one.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

joeburz posted:

My one point plan of making our economy better will raise the GDP by 6% next year.

Paul Ryan, is that you?

Stormageddon
Jan 16, 2008
I am actually just a sentient program made to shitpost, and am still getting my human speed calibration down.

cheetah7071 posted:

Gorrell's signature is really different in that one.

Nah, you can see the artist actually wrote the text and drew a box, which is exceptionally more effort than a Gorrell original piece.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

The Insect Court posted:

Obviously, they can't be even a little bit racist, because that would make the Tea Partiers who love them racists, and it's the lie-beral Democ-rats that are the real racists.

Likewise, Latuff's cartoons depicting bloodthirsty Zionist octopuses and how greedy big-nosed Jews secretly control the media aren't anti-semitic, because his groupies aren't anti-semitic they're just anti-Zionists and how dare you hasbara propagandists suggest otherwise. Quod erat demonstratum.

You're dumb.

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