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fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Funky Valentine posted:

Italy not sucking.

No way, Ethiopian Army being greeted as liberators as they ride into Rome.

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BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Kavak posted:

Just like in the Battle of Dorking!

Seriously if Kaiserreich HoI4 doesn't pan out, I'm making an alt-history mod based on that story. It'll be my own Kaiserreich! With blackjack! And hookers!

Uh, aren't you basically running Kaiserreich at this point anyway?

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

:aaaaa:

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Gandhi nukes the USA.

Cowcatcher
Dec 23, 2005

OUR PEOPLE WERE BORN OF THE SKY

Funky Valentine posted:

Italy not sucking.

It's a historical game, you gotta base it on what could have happened. You can have your Greeks forming Byzantium in '39 or Soviet America, but you're pushing it buddy mkay?

Brutus Salad
Nov 8, 2009

Best buddies forever! :3:

The secret was that you were a doctor all along!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

quote:

George Washington Hitler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIlTCJ6CiA

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
The Home Guard being provided with a Bren gun.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Kavak posted:

With blackjack! And hookers!

Gen. Joseph Hooker manning an 88mm AA gun, shooting at Soviet Blackjack bombers

Enjoy
Apr 18, 2009

Communist Zombie
Nov 1, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

Gen. Joseph Hooker manning an 88mm AA gun, shooting at Soviet Blackjack bombers

Cant forget 'Fighting' "Tokyo" Sexwale*!

*Admittedly He'd only be good for a Cold war game :sweatdrop:

Communist Zombie fucked around with this message at 09:49 on Jan 17, 2015

Pimpmust
Oct 1, 2008

Groogy posted:

I might start joking on the forums about adding that now :D


I know rite? I usually say that "I loved EU3, except for it being so poo poo". EU4 was a drastic improvement and I don't get why there is a chunk of the multiplayer community on Pdox who seem to glorify EU3 for some reason.
To be clear, I played +3 000 hours of EU3 and loved it, but when I got hired and could play EU4 before release.... well I never looked back. Only old game I still play is Victoria 2.

Remember one guy who said "You can't have played EU3 at all if you think EU4 is better". Yeah 'bout that....

I saw some youtube comment (yeah yeah I know) to one of those "Ulm conquers Europe" videos where a guy was asking about the game and which one he should start with, and a bunch of groglords descended on him to recommend EU3 over EU4 :negative:


And speaking of unlikely alliances for HoI4 I want to see:


Syndicalists :argh:

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Lazy photoshop, or laziest photoshop?

Pimpmust
Oct 1, 2008

Gort posted:

Lazy photoshop, or laziest photoshop?

The diplomacy screen doesn't show puppet status up there normally, so I had to cut it in :colbert:

podcat
Jun 21, 2012

DrSunshine posted:

Gandhi nukes the USA.

my dream is a picture of Stalin being beheaded with a katana surrounded by japanese officers in the red square

YF-23
Feb 17, 2011

My god, it's full of cat!


Stalin beheading Hitler with a katana in the Nurnberg trials.

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

Podcat you better be taking notes.

Morholt
Mar 18, 2006

Contrary to popular belief, tic-tac-toe isn't purely a game of chance.

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021



Yeah, that is ParadoxGames.jpg pretty much.

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

YF-23 posted:

Stalin beheading Hitler with a katana in the Nurnberg trials.

FDR beheading Hirohito by doing a sick flip with his wheelchair whose wheels were converted to razor sharp blades


On Madison Square Garden.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
Yamamoto in a Zero exchanging mid-air hi-fives with Nimitz in a Hellcat over the burning ruins of the Hood.

This would also serve as the movie poster for Grey Hunter's LP.

Riso
Oct 11, 2008

by merry exmarx

The Secret History of WW II.

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006
i have no idea where you got that from but could you put it back now

thanks

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Seems legit, yeah.

Fintilgin
Sep 29, 2004

Fintilgin sweeps!

podcat posted:

my dream is a picture of Stalin being beheaded with a katana surrounded by japanese officers in the red square

You can make this happen as a loading screen.

You should have some fun alt-history loading screens anyway, like the US attacking London or whatever from V2, instead of just some dirt dull painted over photographs.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Please include a loading screen with happy German farmers in Ukraine.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Actually just do this

-- except with Hitler on the throne.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

DrSunshine posted:

Actually just do this

-- except with Hitler on the throne.
Do the CK2 commercials, except with Hitler.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Do the CK2 commercials, except with Hitler.

Hearts of Iron IV Thread: I Desperately Want to be Cucked By Hitler.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


[/quote]
All I want to know about HOI4 is this: will Mexico be leading the 1940 invasion of Germany on the Baltic Coast like in HOI4?

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



Riso posted:

The Secret History of WW II.



Poland ball is hit-and-miss.

This was a miss.

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


BBJoey posted:

Uh, aren't you basically running Kaiserreich at this point anyway?

Nah, one of the older devs came back with a lot of content, and he's way more suited to leading it than me.

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Man Whore posted:

Poland ball is hit-and-miss.

This was a miss.

polandball is literally never funny hth

Guildencrantz
May 1, 2012

IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES

BBJoey posted:

polandball is literally never funny hth

Literally the worst thing ever wrought by nationalism

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

Kavak posted:

Nah, one of the older devs came back with a lot of content, and he's way more suited to leading it than me.

Is that in a release yet? I haven't fired up DH in a little while here, but a new iteration of KR is always welcome.

YouTuber
Jul 31, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Guildencrantz posted:

Literally the worst thing ever wrought by nationalism

Didn't this thread already link the fat girl nations thing or whatever it was? That poo poo is the worst and nothing will ever steal it away.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Riso posted:

The Secret History of WW II.



please dont post this terrible poo poo

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Ofaloaf posted:

Is that in a release yet? I haven't fired up DH in a little while here, but a new iteration of KR is always welcome.

Soon, maybe this month, we'll have to see.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
My computer blue screened when I conquered Berlin as the USSR :ohdear:

gently caress, HITLER IS IN MY COMPUTER

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Jan 18, 2015

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Top Hats Monthly posted:

My computer blue screened when I conquered Berlin as the USSR :ohdear:

gently caress, HITLER IS IN MY COMPUTER

He snuck in through the tutorial.

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