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I talked to a man named Beer Warts the other day on the phone. His username in my company's records was abeerwar, which is pretty cool.
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I work with a man named Iyenkius Dinkins, how unfortunate for him.
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Charles Bronson posted:Looking at some school rosters for work and I came across a Korea, a LaQueen, several Mavericks, a Christ, and one Claudnardson. In sixth grade I was friends with a Maverick. That was his middle name. His first name was Joffrey.
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Istari posted:Just met a Zaylor. Was his last name Moon?
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Jerry Cotton posted:Was his last name Moon? It is now.
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Got a cousin whose name is Harley Davidson. Harley's actually his middle name, as his mom flatly vetoed it being his first name, but he's gone by it since he was a kid and I doubt half the family actually remembers his first name. I sure don't.
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http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Baby-Found-on-Fire-on-New-Jersey-Road-Dies-288926841.html Hyphernkemberly Dorvilier set her baby on fire in the street.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Baby-Found-on-Fire-on-New-Jersey-Road-Dies-288926841.html quote:EDITOR'S NOTE: The details of this story are graphic and may be upsetting for some This warning comes a little late when the title of the article is "Mom Accused of Setting Baby Girl on Fire, Killing Her", NBC. 
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There was an episode of Law and Order about this. 10 years ago.
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Kurtofan posted:There was an episode of Law and Order about this. 10 years ago. I'm sure more than one lunatic has set a baby aflame in ten years.
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Kurtofan posted:There was an episode of Law and Order about this. 10 years ago. Put a bunch of words into a random crime generator/mad libs and I'm sure at some point Law and Order has done it.
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American Idol also had a guy named Rontarius (aka Big Ron aka Big Sexy). Still not as good as Barkevious Mingo and his brother Hughtavious. Those guys sound like Mad Max characters.
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Is Canaan Banana a terrible name or a fantastic one?
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Tracula posted:Put a bunch of words into a random crime generator/mad libs and I'm sure at some point Law and Order has done it. Put a bunch of words into a random crime generator and you get this thread.
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When I worked in grad school admissions I came across an applicant named Bazar Koc. Wonder if he was an Al Jourgensen fan.
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The MSJ posted:American Idol also had a guy named Rontarius (aka Big Ron aka Big Sexy). Still not as good as Barkevious Mingo and his brother Hughtavious. Those guys sound like Mad Max characters. Huh, pretty sure those guys are players in this year's East/West Bowl.
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flavor effigy posted:Huh, pretty sure those guys are players in this year's East/West Bowl. I love that sketch, but they don't really have to reach that far with guys in pro sports actually named D'Brickashaw, Barkevious and Nerlins.  Poe's Law, etc
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TheKennedys posted:I love that sketch, but they don't really have to reach that far with guys in pro sports actually named D'Brickashaw, Barkevious and Nerlins. That was the joke behind the joke. In the full Key and Peele they talk to the audience about the sketches before they show them and they talked about that.
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Grade 2 student: Flutershy Chan That's not a typo.
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Pingiivi posted:That was the joke behind the joke. In the full Key and Peele they talk to the audience about the sketches before they show them and they talked about that. Huh, wasn't aware of that. I've never seen the full episode, just the sketch itself.
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Imperialist Dog posted:Grade 2 student: Flutershy Chan Worst name in the thread so far. 
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Not as bad as some others in this thread, but a friend-of-a-friend whose last name is Walker named their kid Bear. Not sure if "Bear Walker" is either terrible or awesome.
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For me, the Holy Grail of this thread is someone named Cthulhu. It nearly happened when a couple let the internet pick out a name for their daughter. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/22/name-my-daughter_n_5190770.html
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Say Nothing posted:For me, the Holy Grail of this thread is someone named Cthulhu. quote:The family had retained the right to overrule public opinion. You can't do something like this and then not stick with it. This is almost as bad as that Mountain Dew contest that had the winners be Hitler Was Right and Gushin' Granny which they just skipped over to pick whatever name they wanted. The winner is the winner, chumps, enjoy your kid named Cthulu. 
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I wonder where Turok is now.
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Tonight at work I found out that my coworker Gabe's last name is Atman. He's Gay Batman.
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My aunt and uncle babysat a boy named Blayden last night.
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There is a man in my digital media course named Adonis. I seriously cannot believe he actually exists. He's not even that good looking.
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MisterBibs posted:Not as bad as some others in this thread, but a friend-of-a-friend whose last name is Walker named their kid Bear. It depends on whether or not he lives up to the potential of the name.
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CJacobs posted:There is a man in my digital media course named Adonis. I seriously cannot believe he actually exists. He's not even that good looking. That's just sad.
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Sorry, I tried going back a few pages to find who originally posted it to give credit and didn't have any luck, but the 2014 Name of the Year thing has had me giggling for like the last week. It's not even really fair to post in this already pretty awesome thread, it's like a cheesecake that's just too rich. Basically they pair up names that they have been submitted and can verify are real, and have people vote on the winner, who goes up against winners from other brackets, etc. Winner this year was one Shamus Beaglehole, the write-up is also pretty fantastic: quote:Let's recap the Chesterfield footballer's meteoric rise through the Sithole regional and beyond. He breezed past Wubbo Ockels in the first round of the tourney. He stomped Jazzmar Clax in the second. Sweet Sixteen: Diesel Daigle went down hard. All fine and good -- seeded at #3, all these wins were to be expected. They go back for years, for example, from this 2009 lineup I particularly liked: Taco Vandervelde Iona Knipl Muffin Lord Jazzario Barrios Infinite McCloud DeMarvelous Carter Nutritious Love Willie Wham Barge Upender Kermit E. Trout Jr. Cherish Frankenstein Hung The Dang Chuck Fugger Virginia Woo-Raspberry Brooklyn Pope If you've got some time to kill, head over there and post up some of your favorites in this thread.
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Pompous Rhombus posted:Sorry, I tried going back a few pages to find who originally posted it to give credit and didn't have any luck, but the 2014 Name of the Year thing has had me giggling for like the last week. It's not even really fair to post in this already pretty awesome thread, it's like a cheesecake that's just too rich. That site came up a few pages back and one year featured the beautifully simple Bob Cum.
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Bunkless Bovian and Muffin Lord sound more like screen names than real names. In fact most of those do.
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Gestalt Intellect posted:Bunkless Bovian and Muffin Lord sound more like screen names than real names. In fact most of those do.
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CJacobs posted:There is a man in my digital media course named Adonis. I seriously cannot believe he actually exists. He's not even that good looking. There was a government minister in the UK who was born plain old Andrew Adonis, but was created a peer and became Lord Adonis. He was Secretary of State for Transport, which is possibly the least sexy of all the Ministries. Actual content: a classmate of mine had the name Charisma. It was not a case of nominative determinism.
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One French child, saved by the law. http://time.com/3681714/nutellla-child/
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