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bog pixie

i touched the bottom of an iron when it was unplugged to see what the metal felt like

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tao of lmao

how was it

bog pixie

raw

tao of lmao

that's wild

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo
I microwaved a tinfoil for one second once...

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I looked right at en eclipse once

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Bog pixie you name is familiar for some reason, you ever post in nite crew?

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treasure bear

drilldo squirt posted:

Bog pixie you name is familiar for some reason, you ever post in nite crew?

bog pixie is ectral

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

once opened my car door whilst driving (30mph!!) because i accidentally shut the door on my scarf

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpU0T33w8FM

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oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol i forgot how bad that video was

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Synathaesia

it's been a hard day's night
and I'd been workin' like a dog

bog pixie posted:

i touched the bottom of an iron when it was unplugged to see what the metal felt like

ever touch a stove that's off?

what a rush



dogcrash truther
i touched a picture of a knife

bog pixie

i ate a carrot before it was peeled and now im one of the few people who can say "i know what dirt tastes like"

bog pixie

i can't actually swallow pills... But i crushed one up and drank it in some water and it was even worse than dirt

dogcrash truther
I downed a whole bottle of placebo pills with a 40 of O'Douls

tao of lmao

i play russian roulette w the safety on

Al Borland

by XyloJW
I walked past a construction site without a hardhat on from across the street.

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

i walked near a marine who was holding a gun

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Sometimes I wear my seat-belt a little bit higher on my lap than I should

google THIS

someday, I might try to have a third kid

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

someday, I might try to have a third kid

:stonk:

google THIS

#2xtreme4u

City of Glompton

the laundry tag said "tumble dry low" but I set the dryer to medium :twisted:


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

problematic hug

i didn't eat a fruit today

google THIS

if a microwave meal has instructions like "microwave for four minutes, remove cover, stir, recover, microwave for one minute" I just microwave it for five minutes

Stormyish

I once stuck my arm out of a roller-coaster cart once

weird

by zen death robot

Jett posted:

if a microwave meal has instructions like "microwave for four minutes, remove cover, stir, recover, microwave for one minute" I just microwave it for five minutes

i dont even know how to preheat an oven

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problematic hug

sometimes when i pray the rosary i only say the prayer titles instead of the full prayer

google THIS

sometimes I invoice for a full hour of work when I only worked for 55 minutes

City of Glompton

during the latest tornado drill at work I stood near a window


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

tao of lmao

i called a cop a pig to his face i'm white

cuntman.net

i've spent the past few years honing my technique and training my body to peak human ability. i've studied law, psychology, human anatomy, and criminal science. i'm fluent in six languages and an expert in five martial arts. tomorrow i will put this all to practice and drive 5 mph above the speed limit

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
I sleep with my front door unlocked

*actually now that I posted it I'm kinda scared and I'm going to go lock it

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
I jump the last three steps of every staircase or ladder I am on.

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im cute

i wash all my laundry on Hot, I don't give a gently caress anymore

ulvir

I sometimes touch the frying pan to check the temp before adding some oil or whatever, and man that gets the blood pumping for a second

ulvir

for my last summer job we had to go through first aid course. since I had done that before I just blazed through it without an error, leaving my assigned partner stumped and impressed

Al Borland

by XyloJW
sometimes i don't eat 3 square meals a day.

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ulvir

[while peeing in a public urinal, I carefully slide one hand up under my shirt to dig out some navel lint, curling it into a little ball by rubbing the fingertips and then drop it in the disgusting puddle and flush]

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