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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I want to cry like a little bitch right now.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Oh I did something like that once. RIP your nads.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
need to find you something called "liniment lotion" to put on your junk asap

hit up the nearest pharmacy

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Master Bateman posted:

HOLY gently caress! http://www.dannycash.com/danny_cash_collectibles_one_percenter.htm on my hands and I take a piss.... FUUUCKKK

thought they sold that sauce with a rape whistle on a key chain, left disappointed

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
So apparently Petraeus' deployment girlfriend is active in the veterans / nonprofit world of Charlotte, NC, where I just moved to.

Cross your fingers.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Yeah...you can probably thank the Nerdist podcast for this. They started the twitter hashtag that got this poo poo rolling a week ago. I really doubt Fox was seriously looking at this prior to that.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

So apparently Petraeus' deployment girlfriend is active in the veterans / nonprofit world of Charlotte, NC, where I just moved to.

Cross your fingers.

Trying to take a swing at that?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Trying to take a swing at that?

That'd be the gooniest thing to come out of GIP...some idiot in his 20s trying to punch his O card with a woman in her 40s in a loving college town instead of hunting yoga pants.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Ho ho ho

I'm 30 bitch


edit: I wish Charlotte was a college town :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

That'd be the gooniest thing to come out of GIP...some idiot in his 20s trying to punch his O card with a woman in her 40s in a loving college town instead of hunting yoga pants.
This doesn't have to be an either/or kind of thing, you know.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

This doesn't have to be an either/or kind of thing, you know.

Riiiiight...

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Make sure you yell something about The Surge before you blast it on her face.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Godholio posted:

That'd be the gooniest thing to come out of GIP...some idiot in his 20s trying to punch his O card with a woman in her 40s in a loving college town instead of hunting yoga pants.

something something nailed petraeus' leftovers

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

justice4trayvawn posted:

im gonna find someone that survived sobibor and loving roll my eyes at their dumb weak jew story

basically the williamsburg of death camps

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Is this what smart watches are for? If I can just have a gif loop on my wrist all the time that would be p sweet.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

this is the future

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

lahey is my spirit animal

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsBta25OGQ

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

first funny snl thing i've seen in years 0_o

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

justice4trayvawn posted:

first funny snl thing i've seen in years 0_o

seriously, me too

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Gluten in the muffin was p good

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Lol that was pretty good

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW
Hitler not using gas was probably because he wanted to rule, not kill, the europeans. The eastern front was so wide open and supply lines so stretched he couldnt if he wanted to.

(Unrelated) Whats with powerful people and birds? Pagan bullshit.

Bird rear end negros

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
nosvadonya comrades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1k5KBuzMRg

:ussr:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

I want an AK shaped bass now.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





pacific owns because of the greek dad whose grinning at the dude smashing the living poo poo out of his daughter

not quite a bob but pretty good

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

who buys fuckin neapolitan ice cream even for a joke

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
vanilla is now taint ice cream

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

justice4trayvawn posted:

vanilla is now taint ice cream

Spread the news people

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

who buys fuckin neapolitan ice cream even for a joke

maybe I don't want half a gallon of one kind of ice cream

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

at the date posted:

maybe I don't want half a gallon of one kind of ice cream

weirdly enough they make containers that have exactly 1 pint of ice cream in them so you can have 4 different flavors instead :monocle:

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

weirdly enough they make containers that have exactly 1 pint of ice cream in them so you can have 4 different flavors instead :monocle:

granted, but you pay more

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

at the date posted:

granted, but you pay more

Sorry to wreck your bank-breaking ice cream budget fatass garbage dick

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I've been getting these pints of some supposedly gelato called... talenti?

poo poo's pretty nice, but I wouldn't call it gelato, just nice ice cream.

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