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Funosaurus
May 28, 2009




Another good Tony Auth

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Hitler B. Natural
Feb 11, 2014


Politoon goons dreading the inevitable consequences of a third Romney run

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Hitler B. Natural posted:

Politoon goons dreading the inevitable consequences of a third Romney run

Dreading? :getin:

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Nativity In Black posted:

As a huge nerd this makes me more angry that it should for reasons I'd probably be embarrassed to enumerate.
Star Trek's utopian future doesn't have Arabs in it. AGC?

beepsandboops
Jan 28, 2014

The thing I appreciate about Branco is the layers of poo poo he manages to fit into each of his terrible cartoons.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



The gently caress? These are both important issues worthy of discussion, but this is just weird.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Kopijeger posted:

How about this: the US as a shark, devouring a seal labelled "The Middle East", and those organisations as pilot fish nibbling on the remains.

i like this and would like this concept if it were a comic

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

Xander77 posted:

Star Trek's utopian future doesn't have Arabs in it. AGC?

Except the King of Jordan

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Space Cadet Omoly posted:

The gently caress? These are both important issues worthy of discussion, but this is just weird.

It basically reads as the standard "BUT THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING DYING IN AFRICA" deflection.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Top-Tier Kelly


Liberty with a beer. :allears:

Nativity In Black posted:

As a huge nerd this makes me more angry that it should for reasons I'd probably be embarrassed to enumerate.

Why? That's a drat good TOS Enterprise.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Somfin posted:

Genesis 4-17. Cain built a city while cursed to bear the everlasting sevenfold vengeance of God, and named it after his first-born son. Naturally, he did it on the back of a post-fall pre-flood T-Rex, which was strangely not mentioned in the good book, and this city didn't count as civilisation because of course it didn't, it was built by Cain.

I meant civilization in a more colloquial sense, as in the complex civilizations that we have an archaeological and historical record of, who would actually be able to leave us a written record of dinosaurs. I think the Tower of Babel, which was post-flood, would probably be where literalists would mark the beginning of civilization versus minor settlements.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Kopijeger posted:

How about this: the US as a shark, devouring a seal labelled "The Middle East", and those organisations as pilot fish nibbling on the remains.

US is a farmer, scattering seeds from a pouch "Bombs & More," and the organizations are growing into Audrey IIs.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

why does muir like showing that much cleavage

why

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

albany academy posted:

why does muir like showing that much cleavage

why

To him, it's the pinnacle of look but don't touch.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I don't think Muir has kept his promise to show us Zed's zchlong yet

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Xander77 posted:

Star Trek's utopian future doesn't have Arabs in it. AGC?

Dr. Bashir would like to have a word with you.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006



that's not the expression of a pickpocket

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

colonel_korn posted:

3 I too fear the coming racial holy war
In Star Trek, didn't things get good on earth only after awful wars like that?

Flip Yr Wig
Feb 21, 2007

Oh please do go on
Fun Shoe

Samurai Sanders posted:

In Star Trek, didn't things get good on earth only after awful wars like that?

Well, when the Eugenic Wars never occurred in real life on schedule, they were retconned into weirdo espionage antics. That's the extent of my Star Trek EU knowledge.

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Xander77 posted:

Star Trek's utopian future doesn't have Arabs in it. AGC?

DS9's resident British Arab would like a word with you.

Semi-serious note: Dr. Bashir is played by Alexander Siddig; Siddig's original name was Siddig El Fadil, but he changed it because people had difficulty pronouncing his original name. His full birth name is "Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi". So yeah, he's definitely Arabic. (Although he and his family moved to England when Siddig was only a kid, and Siddig grew up speaking English.)

OAquinas posted:

Dr. Bashir would like to have a word with you.
Fake edit: beaten, but I have a picture.:colbert:

fade5 fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jan 19, 2015

Poopy Palpy
Jun 10, 2000

Im da fwiggin Poopy Palpy XD

OAquinas posted:

Dr. Bashir would like to have a word with you.

Bashir was genetically engineered using the same techniques as Khan, who was changed somehow from a swarthy Mexican to a pasty Englishman by the destruction of the USS Kelvin. I have to assume he was also whitewashed.

Fates End
Oct 17, 2009

What should I draw? Well, two things happened, so let's just kinda... smoosh them together.

tacodaemon posted:

I don't think Muir has kept his promise to show us Zed's zchlong yet

He can't find any porn where the dude has a penis longer than his legs.

v I would think that Muir is the kind of person who would draw an ex as a shrieking harpy, not as his perfect woman.

Fates End fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Jan 19, 2015

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Lookit us leading Europe!!!! Mein Führer I can walk!!!

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Alright, confession time: which of you is commenting on GoComics?

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Nenonen posted:

Lookit us leading Europe!!!! Mein Führer I can walk!!!

Unfortunately I think that's Greece.

e: maybe not

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


I wonder how many of the women who make up those "blends" have staples in their navels (or, to use a slightly more modern reference, have .jpg as a surname).

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Top-Tier Kelly


Ahh jeez you drew the stinklines and everything.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Fates End posted:

I would think that Muir is the kind of person who would draw an ex as a shrieking harpy, not as his perfect woman.

Nah, they're sisters, see. The happy memories of the Ex become his perfect conservative wife. The not so happy memories get condensed into perfect conservative wife's idiot harpy sister.

Now...where's the mind bleach? I just spent a full minute trying to rationalize Muir's mindset.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Top-Tier Kelly


Should have hosed up their relative positions between panels. Too competent for a genuine Kelly :mad:

Broken Loose
Dec 25, 2002

PROGRAM
A > - - -
LR > > - -
LL > - - -

god, he literally copied-pasted the elephant 3 times with the exception of adding eyelids in the final panel.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

carry on then posted:

Unfortunately I think that's Greece.

e: maybe not

I suppose it was meant to be that, but then the artist forgot what the Greek flag actually looked like.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Skye is based off a straw man I knew.

EdibleBodyParts
Dec 27, 2005
Body Parts...that are edible
Very shortly (the 2020's, I think), in the Star Trek universe, America at least goes to poo poo for awhile with the poors all getting walled off in lovely sections of major cities, followed by the mentally ill. I think we are doing pretty well at following the timeline so far.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Broken Loose posted:

god, he literally copied-pasted the elephant 3 times with the exception of adding eyelids in the final panel.

He slightly lowered the eyebrows as well. And the last elephant has one adiditonal wrinkle on his forehead.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Top-Tier Kelly


But aren't Simpsons Asians?

....because of the yellow skin?

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Suitaru posted:

that's not the expression of a pickpocket


There is something rotten in the state of Denmark Texas.

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
New from The Nib, drawn by Liza Donnelly




Mister Beeg fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jan 19, 2015

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Death Ray posted:

Jesus, Mallard…. why do we have to Google something different for every panel??

On a completely unrelated note, is the Day by Day website down or something? For some reason I have not been able to access it for days (blank page, no message).

As to why I would even want to, well, I happen to be a complete and total rear end in a top hat.

Saw tomorrow's comic, can't find it online or I'd post it; what he's getting at is the case of some student newspaper writer, a conservative muslim (and thus one of the good ones) who wrote a column mocking political correctness and victimhood (doubly one of the good ones), and got fired for it (what a martyr!). Tinsley hasn't spent enough time on the virulently anti-SJW side of Tumblr if this impresses him.

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Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I sincerely want Obama to try and oust the current member of the Academy, if only to see cartoonists suddenly have a deep, undying love for Hollywood.

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