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Pththya-lyi posted:I have a female body
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InediblePenguin posted:do you keep it in the freezer or under your bed I made a skin suit out of it like my hero Buffalo Bill
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Mr. Flunchy posted:It's common slang for vaginal lube you bunch of enormous pussies. Well, that's just playing bait and switch. Usually when strange new concepts show up here, it's something like 'What's a Goatse?' or 'What's this Lemon Party?'.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:Yes I know that. Mr. Flunchy posted:It's common slang for vaginal lube you bunch of enormous pussies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly7PONiKGUs Please, sir. I'd like some more.
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South Africa's national electricity provider, Eskom, is in dire straits and is urging the public to reduce their electricity consumption to avoid blackouts.
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It's better read aloud. (It's pronounced as you'd imagine)
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In the three-four years since Rangers Football Club (whose fans are nicknamed the Teddy Bears) entered their long, slow suffocating drift into humiliating bankruptcy and forced takeover bids by unscupulous businessmen, I guarantee every single newspaper editor in Scotland has been sitting on that headline, waiting for the right moment to use it, eyeing up rival newspapers, wondering if this will be the day someone cracks and plasters it all over the back page. I'm just impressed they held out for this long, to be frank.
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About ten years ago I was watching the news and a local interest story came up. Picture this being said in the most dire, overdramatic tone possible: "A local woman found something buried in her back yard...AND IT WASN'T A SNAKE!" It was a gun!
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eithedog posted:
I love that a guy who has lied for years is named "malarkey" Proof that God exists and he's a funny fucker.
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 Fellas we got ourselves a mystery
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canyoneer posted:
I guess you have to go there to find out? Fantastic marketing, really.
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canyoneer posted:Fellas we got ourselves a mystery She's called Jennifer Ellison (British soap actress and lingerie model). 
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davidspackage posted:...fathers Nope, that's why they're strippers.
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canyoneer posted:
Why the hell would anyone want to see 18 year old dancers? Wouldn't it be better to advertise that they have dancers who know what the hell they are doing?
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evobatman posted:Why the hell would anyone want to see 18 year old dancers? Wouldn't it be better to advertise that they have dancers who know what the hell they are doing? They're basically advertising that their dancers are all young and hot, not 40-year-olds with saggy tits.
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Stoatbringer posted:She's called Jennifer Ellison (British soap actress and lingerie model). The mystery is not who she is.
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taiyoko posted:They're basically advertising that their dancers are all young and hot, not 40-year-olds with saggy tits. Don't you mean "they're dancers"? 
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evobatman posted:Why the hell would anyone want to see 18 year old dancers? Wouldn't it be better to advertise that they have dancers who know what the hell they are doing? Yeah after all that's why people go to strip clubs, to see technically accomplished dancing.
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evobatman posted:Why the hell would anyone want to see 18 year old dancers? Wouldn't it be better to advertise that they have dancers who know what the hell they are doing? Young chicks, AND hot? haha weird business model, but ok
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evobatman posted:Why the hell would anyone want to see 18 year old dancers? Wouldn't it be better to advertise that they have dancers who know what the hell they are doing? Wait here we go, I found the good stuff boys  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMEBFhVMZpU
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Aesop Poprock posted:Wait here we go, I found the good stuff boys
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Motherfuck. That woman either has the world's greatest composure or she's on ludes. Either way, she's bomb-proof. Make her a war correspondent immediately. (I only say this as a skittish baby who would have flailed had that happened to me.)
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Wandle Cax posted:Yeah after all that's why people go to strip clubs, to see technically accomplished dancing. Thats why i go. I show up and judge that poo poo like I'm a judge at the olympics.
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Frostwerks posted:Thats why i go. I show up and judge that poo poo like I'm a judge at the olympics. Coincidentally, I go to the Olympics and rain dollar bills on my fave athletes.
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This lady did what "Mean" Gene Okerlund couldn't do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbcCO7OBafA
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Frostwerks posted:Thats why i go. I show up and judge that poo poo like I'm a judge at the olympics. After you've seen a girl dancing while standing on top of another who is spinning horizontally around the pole it's hard to be impressed by much else, it's true
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canyoneer posted:
Aw, man, I know this place. I used to go to the Bull Pen, which is where a lot of the strippers hang out after hours (Cheetahs doesn't serve booze.) It is one of the seediest strip joints in this town and that's saying something. I did get a lot of amusement out of the fact that the Yelp reviews are almost exclusively women complaining about having to pay a cover.
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Irving posted:Aw, man, I know this place. I used to go to the Bull Pen, which is where a lot of the strippers hang out after hours (Cheetahs doesn't serve booze.) It is one of the seediest strip joints in this town and that's saying something. I did get a lot of amusement out of the fact that the Yelp reviews are almost exclusively women complaining about having to pay a cover. Well, everyone should pay a cover charge unless their totally nude. VVV Wallets? Karma Monkey has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Jan 19, 2015 |
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Karma Monkey posted:Well, everyone should pay a cover charge unless their totally nude. Their totally nude WHAT?!
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Looks like someone broke the first rule of Toddler Fight Club. 
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